The Cleveland Show (TV Series)
'Til Deaf (2012)
Mike Henry: Cleveland Brown, Rallo Tubbs, Additional Voices
Quotes
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Cleveland Brown : [to Donna] Sweetie, do you think you could possibly, maybe be having some sort of midlife crisis?
Donna Tubbs : I'm not the one in crisis! You're the one in crisis!
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Dr. Fist : [to Cleveland about his hearing loss] The good news is, it's a temporary impairment. You'll regain hearing within a week.
Cleveland Brown : Great! But what do I tell my wife? If she finds out I lied to her and went on a hunting trip, she'll go all Elin Woods on me!
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Cleveland Brown Jr. : [to Rallo] Voting closed two hours ago. What have you heard? How were the exit polls? Have any of the major networks declared a winner?
Rallo Tubbs : Uh, no, Junior. The major networks have not yet weighed in on your dumbass high school election.
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Holt Richter : Love letters. Wrote 30 of them to Meredith Vieira. Asked repeatedly for a picture of her squatting over a mirror. Closest I got was a Today Show promo picture of Matt, Al, and Hoda Kotb squatting over a mirror. Al had it fogged up, though. Couldn't see anything.
Cleveland Brown : Is he telling the Al Roker story again?
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Cleveland Brown : [When Cleveland Jr. chases Cleveland, who is wearing a submarine sandwich costume] Now I remember why I keep this in the attic!
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Cleveland Brown : Donna, when I told you I was attending a cable installers' seminar, I lied. I actually went on a hunting trip, where a stray gunshot caused me to go deaf for a few days. I hid my hearing loss from you by simply agreeing to everything you said.
Donna Tubbs : Wait, you said you went deaf for a few days.
Cleveland Brown : Ah! Man talking.