Agent Provocateur (2012) User Reviews

A classic mess

[casablancavic · 2/10 · 13 October 2020]

This is a rarity in film making.

I had no idea that a 4 year old can write and direct a feature film.

It's pretty decent for a pre-gradeschool student effort.

It's pretty amazaing that a 15 shot 9mm handgun can shoot well over 40 bullets without having to be reloaded.

It's also amzing that playing a C chord on a guitar will bring muitiple chords and rthyms when playing only at 1 strum and the singer can sing without making any words in time with what's being shown on screen.

It's pretty amazing as well that Alex can be tracked anywhere by simply looking at a camera beside a traffic light.

Maybe the producer should get his dog to write the next feature film.

This movie could've been incrediable

[eprusulis · 3/10 · 23 April 2023]

They made the movie continuing with her on the run, and then them hunting her. It would've been great. Instead, they made her a cat get captured and they did all this beating her and she doesn't even trying to escape where she should've very easily been able to escape or at least put on a fight and then they make her get all mine controlled and then she all the sudden you know they turned her into more of a killer than she was less emotional so then it's like how does she need a guy to start dating if anything she might've Dated earlier before they captured but now I know plus, it's almost like she just completely forgot all her training she should know there's cameras in her place. This is really really really did kill the movie. I don't know who decided to do that.

Pretty Ugly

[bemyfriend-40184 · 4/10 · 22 September 2021]

Lots of gore. Same four guys, different masks. Run and gun. I almost hoped someone would shoot or stab HER for once; just to break the predictable monotony.

Worst movie ever

[deepakrudrasharma · 1/10 · 1 October 2019]

Too much boring.. Horrible story Horrible acting Horrible editing

La Fumble Nikita

[lotekguy-1 · 4/10 · 6 May 2021]

When this movie was made as La Femme Nikita, it was far more exciting, alluring and entertaining. This Australian incarnation of the girl-raised-to-be-a-government-killer has an extra degree of geopolitical cynicism going for it. But Nikita thrived on the considerable bonuses of a stellar cast, tight direction, and an ostensibly much bigger budget. This one offers a fair dose of splatter, but precious little else of interest between those scenes.