When a scam from the one-and-only Soulja Boy gets out of control, it is up to Jon to expose Soulja Boy for reselling and marking up the price of cheap Nintendo emulators.
Once again it's Halloween and Jon decides to delve into the mini-series "Haunted Lives: True Ghost Stories". Specifically, he reviews one episode about a haunted Toys"R"Us which is "exercised" by the infamous psychic fraud Sylvia Brownie.
Jon reviews a show where children must fend for themselves in the wild while under the omnipotent/omnipresent eyes of Jonathan Karsh (The show's host).
Jon decides to earn a New Hampshire boating license. Instead of a normal application, he is forced to play an inane and nonsensical game that somehow deals more with nightmarish mutant bug creatures rather than boating knowledge.