Supernatural (TV Series)

What's Up, Tiger Mommy? (2012)

Tyler Johnston: Samandriel, Alfie

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• Beau : Our next lot, the word of God, capital "G" - very old, very rare.

  Crowley : $3 billion.

  Dean Winchester , Sam Winchester : Whoa.

  Samandriel : The "Mona Lisa."

  Crowley : The *real* "Mona Lisa", where she's topless.

  Samandriel : Vatican City.

  Crowley : Alaska.

  Beau : Palin and a bridge to nowhere? No, thanks.

  Crowley : All right. The moon.

  Dean Winchester : You're bidding the *moon*?

  Crowley : Yeah. Claimed it for Hell. You think a man named Buzz gets to go into space without making a deal?

• Samandriel : You know.. there are some in heaven who still believe despite his... mistakes, that Castiel's heart was always in the right place.

  Dean Winchester : Are you one of them?

  Samandriel : I think, *too* much heart was always Castiel's problem.

• Samandriel : I'm an angel.

  Linda Tran : Who works at Wiener Hut?

  Samandriel : No. This is, uh -- it doesn't matter.

• Linda Tran : I bid my soul!

  Dean Winchester : Are you sure? That's a big move.

  [She nods] 

  Plutus : Interesting.

  Crowley : If it's souls that you're after, I can give you a million souls.

  Dean Winchester : Hey, flyboy, are you gonna get in on this?

  Samandriel : We guard the souls in heaven. We don't horse-trade them.

  Crowley : [Turns to Plutus]  So we have a deal?

  Plutus : It's not about the quantity, chief. It's about the sacrifice. This little lady's soul is the most valuable thing she has. It's everything. Are you willing to offer *everything*, Mr. Crowley?

• Samandriel : We protect the word of God.

  Dean Winchester : Well awesome job so far...

  [Reads Samandriel's vessel's name tag] 

  Dean Winchester : Alfie.

  Samandriel : Actually my name is, uh, Samandriel.

  Dean Winchester : Yeah, let's just stick with "Alfie".