Supernatural (TV Series)

Hunteri Heroici (2012)

Jensen Ackles: Dean Winchester

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• Dean Winchester : What's the word, Cass?

  Castiel : It's the shortened version of my name.

  Dean Winchester : Yes, it is. I mean what's the word on The Word?

• Dean Winchester : Cass. Let's go.

  Castiel : [interrogating a cat]  I've almost cracked him.

  Dean Winchester : Now.

  Castiel : Hey. I'm not through with you.

  [They leave] 

  Cat : Dumbass.

• Dean Winchester : All right. Let's gear up. It's wabbit season.

  Castiel : I don't think you pronounced that correctly.

• Dean Winchester : [Frowning as he realizes that Cas is going through his bathroom kit]  Cas, you gonna book a room or what?

  Castiel : [Holding toothpaste and a toothbrush in one hand and digging deeper with his other]  No, I'll stay here.

  Dean Winchester : Oh, okay. Yeah. We'll have a slumber party. You can braid Sam's hair. Where you gonna sleep?

  Castiel : [Finally putting the bathroom kit aside and looking up]  I don't sleep.

  Dean Winchester : Okay, well, I need my four hours. So...

  Castiel : [Earnestly]  I'll watch over you.

  Dean Winchester : [More than a little uneasy at the thought]  That's not gonna happen.

• Castiel : [Examining the victim's body]  I can't sense any EMF or sulphur. Mr. Freleng's arterial health is, uh... excellent.

  [He leans over and sniffs the body] 

  Castiel : Mm. He did recently suffer from a... mild, uh... what is that... bladder infection.

  Dean Winchester : Cas. Stop smelling the dead guy.

• Mrs. Frieling : I don't understand. Gary had a heart attack. Why would the FBI...

  Dean Winchester : Parks are government property. We've just got a few questions for you.

  Castiel : [to Dean quietly]  I'll, uh, I'll handle this. I've done research. I can crack her.

  [He moves over to lean close to the widow] 

  Castiel : Now... Miss Freleng... I don't wanna bother you. I, I really don't. But, I- I do have just one question for you.

  [He suddenly slams his hand on the table top, moves menacingly close to her and yells. She, Sam and Dean all jump] 

  Castiel : WHY DID YOU KILL YOUR HUSBAND?

  Dean Winchester : Agent Stills. A word, please.

  Castiel : [Moves over to Dean as Sam moves to comfort the now crying widow]  What? I was being "bad cop".

  Dean Winchester : You were being bad *everything*!

• Dean Winchester : The whole heart jumpin' out of a guy's chest. The, the delayed fall. That's straight up Bugs Bunny.

  Castiel : So, we're looking for some sort of... insect rabbit hybrid? How do we kill it?

  Sam Winchester : No. We don't, Cas. That's a character. Like uh, like Woody Woodpecker. Or Daffy Duck.

  Dean Winchester : They're little animated movies. You know, uh, the coyote chases the roadrunner.

  [Chuckling] 

  Dean Winchester : And then the anvil gets dropped on his head.

  Castiel : And that's supposed to be funny?

  Dean Winchester : [His smile disappears]  No.

  [pause, then seriously] 

  Dean Winchester : It's hilarious.

• Dean Winchester : [to Sam and Cas as they are about to question residents of the retirement home]  Alright, let's do this. No flirting, you two.

• Dean Winchester : If you want to play cowboys and bloodsuckers, that's fine. But you're gonna stick with us, okay? None of this zapping around crap. Capiche?

  Castiel : [Deflated]  Yeah, I capiche.

  Dean Winchester : Alright then.

  Castiel : Can I, uh... at least ride in the front seat?

  Dean Winchester , Sam Winchester : No!

• Dean Winchester : I got no idea what we're hunting. Maybe it's a Tulpa. Maybe it's crazy god who watched too much "Robot Chicken." I mean, there a link between "Heartbreak Hotel" and "Free Falling"?

• Dean Winchester : Okay. Well, let's say that, uh, Gary here is on the prowl. But, he's playin' it safe because...

  [Chuckles as he lifts the victim's left hand to reveal a wedding ring] 

  Dean Winchester : dude's married. Doesn't want anyone to see his ride parked out in front of a by-the-hour fleabag...

  Sam Winchester : So, he stashes his car at the park across the street and meets Olivia there.

  Dean Winchester : His wife probably found out about it and it broke her heart.

  Sam Winchester : So she breaks his. Sounds witchy.

  Dean Winchester : Yes, it does. Guy was living a lie and it came back to bite him the ticker.

  [to Cas] 

  Dean Winchester : But, nice job on that bladder infection.

• Dean Winchester : [Draws his gun on Dr. Mahoney as he catches him robbing the bank]  What's up, Doc?

• Dean Winchester : [after learning that Gary Freleng and his widow had an "open" marriage]  Friggin' suburbs, man.

  Castiel : [Finally catching up]  So, she's not a witch.

  Dean Winchester : Just the best wife *ever*.

  Castiel : Then what killed her husband?

  Dean Winchester : Who gives a-

  [Cut to exterior traffic scene and the sound of a loud horn honking] 

• Dean Winchester : We're here to talk about the robbery, mam.

  Sheila : Robbery?

  Dean Winchester : Um hmm. The one the police talked to you about a few days ago. Someone broke into your old house and stole a stack of bearer bonds and, uh... some jewelry that you stashed under your floor boards.

  Sheila : Oh, my diamonds. Yes. I hid them there.

  [Smiling at Cas] 

  Sheila : I'm sorry, Charles, I didn't trust you. You were quite the bounder.

• Sam Winchester : [At Sunset Fields retirement home. An elderly man using a walker and oxygen mask walks past and Dean flinches away]  C'mon, it's not that bad.

  Dean Winchester : You can't tell me this joint doesn't give you the heebs and or jeebs.

• Dean Winchester : Don't get me wrong, I'm happy you're back. I'm freaking thrilled. It's just this whole mysterious resurrection thing... It always has one mother of a downside.

  Castiel : So what do you want me to do?

  Dean Winchester : Maybe take a trip upstairs.

  Castiel : To Heaven?

  Dean Winchester : Yeah. Poke around, see if the God squad can't tell us how you got out.

  Castiel : No.

  Dean Winchester : Look man, I hate those flying ass-monkeys just as much as you do, but...

  Castiel : [interrupts, almost shouting]  Dean! I said no!

  [Dean gets up from the desk, walks over to the bed and sits next to Cas, looking concerned] 

  Dean Winchester : Talk to me.

  Castiel : Dean, I...

  [sighs] 

  Castiel : When I was... bad, and I had all those things, the... the Leviathans, writhing inside me... I caused a lot of suffering on earth, but I *devastated* Heaven. I vaporized thousands of my own kind, and I, I... I can't go back.

  Dean Winchester : 'Cause if you do, the angels will kill you.

  Castiel : Because if I see what Heaven's become -- what I... what I made of it... I'm afraid I might kill myself.

• Mrs. Frieling : Gary and I... We had an arrangement. He was seeing Olivia... and I was spending some time with our neighbor PJ.

  Dean Winchester : [after she leaves]  Friggin' suburbs, man.

  Castiel : So she's not a witch.

  Dean Winchester : Just the best wife ever.

• Nurse's Boyfriend : [after Cass heals his gunshot wound]  How did you...

  Dean Winchester : Guy eats his Wheaties.

• Castiel : [Listening to Police scanner]  A bank has been robbed. It sounds "loony".

  Dean Winchester : Define loony.

  Sam Winchester : [Cut to the bank, where an anvil has been dropped on guard]  That's loony, all right.

• Dean Winchester : Let's blow this termite terrace. Cas, you get to ride shotgun. You done good.

• Dr. Dwight Mahoney : An average psychokinetic can move things with his mind, but a guy like Fred - you get him worked up, he can reshape reality.

  Dean Winchester : All right, so where's his "off" switch?

  Sam Winchester : I don't know. I'm not even certain if he knows we're here.

  [Fred is staring silently, totally spaced out] 

  Castiel : Do we... kill him?

  Dr. Dwight Mahoney : [Coming up behind them]  Excuse me, Agents. Did he just threaten to murder one of my patients?

  [Cut to them getting escorted out of the building] 

• Castiel : It's a direct link to Heaven. And I don't want anything to do with that place; not anymore.

  Dean Winchester : So what now? Move to Vermont, open up a charming B&B?

• Dean Winchester : [after cake explodes]  What the hell happened?

  Castiel : There was a pastry mishap.

  Dean Winchester : Okay, and?

  Castiel : And the frosting reached near-supersonic speeds.

• Dean Winchester : Have you noticed anything strange lately - uh, cold spots, smells?

  Sheila : Well, there's the cat.

  Dean Winchester : The cat?

  Sheila : He talks sometimes. Really hates that mouse.

  Castiel : [Seriously]  I'll interrogate the cat.

• Dean Winchester : The whole heart jumping out of a guy's chest. The delayed fall. That's straight-up Bugs Bunny.

  Castiel : So, we're looking for some sort of insect-rabbit hybrid? How do we kill it?

• Dean Winchester : Okay, so smashing the rent-a-cop, that was on purpose; but the rest of them, is that just collateral weird?

• Castiel : I'm gonna become a hunter.

  Sam Winchester : [Scoffs]  Really?

  Castiel : Yeah. I could be your third wheel.

  Dean Winchester : You know that's not a good thing?

  Castiel : Of course it is. A third wheel adds extra grip, greater stability...