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Robert Sidley: Shadow Orc in Stocks

Quotes 

• Shadow Orc in Stocks : Death to the usurper! Death to her manservant!

  Dean Winchester : [Dean smacks him with a sparing sword, Charlie gives him a disapproving look]  What? There's no laptops in Moondoor. There's no Geneva Convention, either.

• Sam Winchester : Why are you being so helpful all of a sudden?

  Shadow Orc in Stocks : Look, I harbor an epic crush on the queen. Maybe you could put in a good word for me when you find her?

  Dean Winchester : I don't think you're her type.

  Shadow Orc in Stocks : What? You mean she's not into Orcs?

• Gerry : I, Boltar the Furious, bind you to this stock so that all of Moondoor may see you for what you are -- a thief.

  Shadow Orc in Stocks : My Shadow Orc brethren will descend from the Black Hills and the tents of mo--

  [His false fangs fall out] 

  Gerry : Uh, hold.

  [Picks up teeth and gives them back] 

  Shadow Orc in Stocks : Thanks, Gerry. Sorry.

  Gerry : Yeah, no problem, Monty. Resume.

  Shadow Orc in Stocks : And the tents of Moondoor will be bathed in blood as we unseat the queen of the Moons...

• Shadow Orc in Stocks : You'll never find him in the Black Hills.

  Dean Winchester : Black Hills?

  Charlie Bradbury : The forest behind the playground.