Supernatural (TV Series)

LARP and the Real Girl (2013)

Don Thompson: Sheriff Jake Miller

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Quotes 

• Sheriff Jake Miller : [to Dean & Sam]  These kids today, with their texting... and murder.

• Sheriff Jake Miller : FBI? You guys are quick. Haven't even got the body out yet.

  Dean Winchester : Well, the FBI is all work...

  [Looks at Sam] 

  Dean Winchester : No play.

• Sheriff Jake Miller : Lance sent Ed here all kinds of angry texts. Some of them were your typical threat stuff, but some were a little weird.

  Dean Winchester : Weird how?

  Sheriff Jake Miller : Like, uh...

  [Reads] 

  Sheriff Jake Miller : "You shall bleed for your crimes against us," followed by the emoticon of a skull. And this beauty

  [Reads] 

  Sheriff Jake Miller : "I am a mage. I will destroy you."

• Sam Winchester : So, anything... missing from the body?

  Sheriff Jake Miller : You mean aside from the arms and legs? Uh...

  [Chuckling] 

  Sheriff Jake Miller : Nope. All there. Twig and berries, too.

• Sheriff Jake Miller : [after Lance coughs blood all over the interrogation room]  God forbid he was contagious. I'm gonna go dip myself in hand sanitizer.