Supernatural (TV Series)

Trial and Error (2013)

Jared Padalecki: Sam Winchester

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• Dean Winchester : I haven't had my own room... ever. I'm making this awesome. I've got my kickass vinyl. I've got this killer mattress. Memory foam - it remembers me. There's no funky smell. There's no creepy motel stains.

  [Sam drops a gum wrapper on the floor] 

  Dean Winchester : Really?

  Sam Winchester : Sorry.

• Sam Winchester : So, what; God wants us to take the SATs?

  Kevin Tran : Yes. Uh, He works in mysterious ways.

  Dean Winchester : Yeah, mysterious douchey ways.

• Sam Winchester : [Pointing to the hamburger Dean has placed in front of him]  You made these?

  Dean Winchester : We have a real kitchen now.

  Sam Winchester : I know. I - I just didn't think you knew what a kitchen was.

  Dean Winchester : I'm nesting, OK? Eat.

• Ellie : [after Dean is bit by a hellhound]  You need to go to a hospital.

  Dean Winchester : I've had worse.

  [She looks at Sam] 

  Sam Winchester : Yeah, he's had worse.

• Sam Winchester : Meet the Cassitys, small-time farmers who struck oil on their land in February of '03. It's weird because geological surveys-...

  Dean Winchester : Yeah, you had me at "weird".

• Dean Winchester : Sam, be smart.

  Sam Winchester : I am. And so are you. You're not a grunt, Dean, you're a genius. When it comes to lore, you're the best damn hunter I've ever seen. Better than me, better than Dad. I believe in you, Dean, so please, please, believe in me too.

• Noah Cassity : I need to take a leak.

  Sam Winchester : Hold it.

  Noah Cassity : Yeah, at my age? Not really an option.

• Noah Cassity : You know anything about hunting, boy?

  Sam Winchester : A little bit, yeah.

• Dean Winchester : You look like hammered crap.

  Kevin Tran : Yeah.

  Sam Winchester : Are you sleeping?

  Kevin Tran : Not really.

  Dean Winchester : Eating?

  Kevin Tran : Hot dogs, mostly.

  Dean Winchester : Sure, breakfast of champions... I feel dirty saying this, but you might want a salad. And a shower.

• Dean Winchester : Anybody with a Hellhound on their ass is gonna be showing signs; hallucinating, freaking out; the usual.

  Sam Winchester : And if we find someone?

  Dean Winchester : You get 'em clear. I spike Fido. The crowd goes wild.

• Kevin Tran : You've got to kill a hound of hell and bathe in its blood.

  Dean Winchester : Awesome.

  Sam Winchester : Awesome?

  Dean Winchester : Yeah. Hey, if this means icing all demons, I got no problem gutting some devil dog and letting Calgon take me away.

• Sam Winchester : So you're not a Cassity?

  Carl Granville : No, my wife is. Her and her family own the place. I'm just one those, uh -- what you call 'em?

  [Pats beer belly] 

  Carl Granville : Trophy husbands.

• Sam Winchester : Uh, *they're* on lockdown, and *you* need back-up.

  Dean Winchester : No, I don't.

  Sam Winchester : Yes, you do.

  Dean Winchester : No, I need you to be safe, Sam. K? That's what I need.

  Sam Winchester : What? When am I--when are we ever safe?

  Dean Winchester : This is different.

  Sam Winchester : How?

  Dean Winchester : Because of the three trials crap. Yep. God's little obstacle course. We've been down roads like this before, man... With Yellow-Eyes, with Lucifer, Dick-friggin-Roman. We both know where this ends. One of us dies, or worse.

  Sam Winchester : So what--you just up and decided it's gonna be you?

  Dean Winchester : I'm a grunt, Sam. You're not--you've always been the brains of this operation, and you told me yourself that you see a way out--you see a light at the end of this ugly ass tunnel--I don't. But I'll tell you what I do know, is that I'm gonna die with a gun in my hand.

  [pause] 

  Dean Winchester : That's what I have waiting for me--that's all I have waiting for me. I want you to get out--I want you to have a life--become a man of letters, whatever. You, with a wife and kids, and grandkids livin' till you're fat and bald and chuggin' Viagra. That is my perfect ending, and it's the only one that I'm gonna get. So I'm gonna do these trials, I'm gonna do them alone, end of story. You're stayin' here; I'm going out there. If a land shark comes knockin', you call me. If you try to follow me, I'm gonna put a bullet in your damn leg.