Supernatural (TV Series)
Everybody Hates Hitler (2013)
Jensen Ackles: Dean Winchester
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Quotes
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Dean Winchester : Sammy, I think we found the Batcave.
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Aaron Bass : The Rabbi who was murdered, Isaac Bass, he was my grandfather. That's why we're here. When you guys started to follow up on his case, we started following you.
Dean Winchester : So, wait. What you're saying that you and me - We, uh, we didn't have a moment?
Aaron Bass : No, man, I was tailing you.
Dean Winchester : [to Sam] Told you I was being followed. He was my gay thing.
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Dean Winchester : [shows his badge to a man who's been following him] Special Agent Bolan.
[slaps the badge on the table in front of Aaron]
Aaron Bass : [flirting] Really? Wow. I thought you were like a head hunter or something.
Dean Winchester : [nods] This is the second, maybe third time I'm seeing you today? Why you following me, ginger bread?
[gives hard, intimidating look to Aaron]
Aaron Bass : Oh, so, we, um... We didn't have a thing back there, huh?
Dean Winchester : [the look of intimidation drops, replaced with confusion] Back where? Wh- what now?
Aaron Bass : I'm sorry, man, I- I thought- I thought we had a thing back at the quad. You know, a little eye magic... moment.
[Dean slowly pulls his ID back, closes it...]
Aaron Bass : I saw you here, and I figured I'd wait until you were done with your meeting, and maybe you might, uh... well.
Dean Winchester : Yeah. Uh, okay. But, no. Uh, no moment.
[a little nervous, embarrassed, as he realizes he's being flirted with]
Dean Winchester : This is uh,
[looking down at his ID]
Dean Winchester : federal investigation.
Aaron Bass : [still flirting] Is that supposed to make you less interesting?
[Dean looks back up at him, a little confused]
Aaron Bass : No, I- I'm sorry, man. I- I hope I didn't freak you out or anything.
Dean Winchester : Nah. Nah. No, not, not, not, not freaked out. It's just a... you know, a... federal... thing.
[flustered and trying to cover it]
Dean Winchester : Uh. Okay. Citizen. As you were.
[turns to leave]
Aaron Bass : You have a good night.
Dean Winchester : You, you...
[turns back to Aaron, but still moving away]
Dean Winchester : Have a-
[bumps into a table]
Dean Winchester : Okay.
[quickly walks away]
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Dean Winchester : Listen, little brother, let's not go all geek on this stuff, okay?
Sam Winchester : "Geek"?
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Dean Winchester : [Walks up behind a man crouched behind some trees watching Sam] Hey, pal.
[the man slowly rises to at least a foot taller than Dean. Dean takes in the man's height and size, and his intimidating stance changes to one of conciliation. Dean gives him a shrug and small smile. Cut to a shot of Dean being thrown out of the trees to land several feet away against a car, smashing the window and crumbling to the ground]
Dean Winchester : Ahhhhhhh!
Sam Winchester : Dean?
[Sam sees Dean, and then the big man coming out of the trees. Sam quickly opens the trunk of their car and pulls out a large blade. He turns just as the big man reaches him and swings the blade into the man's arm with no effect. Sam yanks the blade out and the big man grabs Sam by the throat and starts to choke him]
Aaron Bass : Stop.
[the big man lets Sam go]
Dean Winchester : [off camera] Oh, my spleen... Ahh...
Sam Winchester : [looking up at the big man] What. The Hell. Is that?
Aaron Bass : He's a golem. Well, he's my golem.
Sam Winchester : Right.
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Aaron Bass : What, do you two just break in wherever you go?
Dean Winchester : Well, our dad wanted us to have a solid career to fall back on, just in case this hunter thing didn't pan out.
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Dean Winchester : Well, now we know. Paper beats Golem, fire beats undead Nazi zombie freaks.
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Eckhart : You can kill me, but you will never kill all the Thule.
[Gets shot by Sam and Dean]
Dean Winchester : Well, that's a start.
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Sam Winchester : I mean, the lore is all over the place. According to one legend, it can be shut down if you erase one of the letters off its forehead.
Dean Winchester : Didn't see letters on Clayface.
Sam Winchester : Exactly. Side-burner that. Another one. Uh, some have a scroll in their mouth you're supposed to rip out.
Dean Winchester : Wouldn't that give him some sort of a lisp or something?
Sam Winchester : Well, classically, they're not even supposed to speak.
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Aaron Bass : So your grandfather was into all this supernatural stuff too?
Dean Winchester : Yeah. Grandparents, mom, dad... truckload of cousins; the whole family was lousy for it. But we never had a golem.
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Dean Winchester : You're being followed?
Sam Winchester : Yeah, I think so.
Dean Winchester : That's weird. I thought I was being followed earlier. Turned out to be a gay thing.
Sam Winchester : What?
Dean Winchester : Nothing.
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Dean Winchester : [On the phone] No, no, Garth. Not a Tool Society. Thule. T-H-U-L-E.
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Dean Winchester : The water pressure in the Letters' shower room is marvelous.
Sam Winchester : Yeah, I still can't figure out how we even have water. Or electricity.
Dean Winchester : Yeah, well, I am putting that under the "ain't broke" column.
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Eckhart : Now, which of you is going to tell me where I can find a certain Red Ledger?
Sam Winchester : How about you screw yourself, Nazi bastard?
Eckhart : Can we... Could we put the Nazi thing aside for the moment... and just talk about this like...
Dean Winchester : Nazi necromancer dicks? Pass.
