Supernatural (TV Series)

Everybody Hates Hitler (2013)

Jared Padalecki: Sam Winchester

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• Dean Winchester : Listen, little brother, let's not go all geek on this stuff, okay?

  Sam Winchester : "Geek"?

• Dean Winchester : [Walks up behind a man crouched behind some trees watching Sam]  Hey, pal.

  [the man slowly rises to at least a foot taller than Dean. Dean takes in the man's height and size, and his intimidating stance changes to one of conciliation. Dean gives him a shrug and small smile. Cut to a shot of Dean being thrown out of the trees to land several feet away against a car, smashing the window and crumbling to the ground] 

  Dean Winchester : Ahhhhhhh!

  Sam Winchester : Dean?

  [Sam sees Dean, and then the big man coming out of the trees. Sam quickly opens the trunk of their car and pulls out a large blade. He turns just as the big man reaches him and swings the blade into the man's arm with no effect. Sam yanks the blade out and the big man grabs Sam by the throat and starts to choke him] 

  Aaron Bass : Stop.

  [the big man lets Sam go] 

  Dean Winchester : [off camera]  Oh, my spleen... Ahh...

  Sam Winchester : [looking up at the big man]  What. The Hell. Is that?

  Aaron Bass : He's a golem. Well, he's my golem.

  Sam Winchester : Right.

• Sam Winchester : I mean, the lore is all over the place. According to one legend, it can be shut down if you erase one of the letters off its forehead.

  Dean Winchester : Didn't see letters on Clayface.

  Sam Winchester : Exactly. Side-burner that. Another one. Uh, some have a scroll in their mouth you're supposed to rip out.

  Dean Winchester : Wouldn't that give him some sort of a lisp or something?

  Sam Winchester : Well, classically, they're not even supposed to speak.

• Dean Winchester : You're being followed?

  Sam Winchester : Yeah, I think so.

  Dean Winchester : That's weird. I thought I was being followed earlier. Turned out to be a gay thing.

  Sam Winchester : What?

  Dean Winchester : Nothing.

• Sam Winchester : You gonna take off the dead guy robe?

• Dean Winchester : The water pressure in the Letters' shower room is marvelous.

  Sam Winchester : Yeah, I still can't figure out how we even have water. Or electricity.

  Dean Winchester : Yeah, well, I am putting that under the "ain't broke" column.

• Eckhart : Now, which of you is going to tell me where I can find a certain Red Ledger?

  Sam Winchester : How about you screw yourself, Nazi bastard?

  Eckhart : Can we... Could we put the Nazi thing aside for the moment... and just talk about this like...

  Dean Winchester : Nazi necromancer dicks? Pass.