Supernatural (TV Series)

Remember the Titans (2013)

Jensen Ackles: Dean Winchester

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• Sam Winchester : So you know who this is, Dean, walking us to our death?

  Dean Winchester : Don't know. Don't care.

  Sam Winchester : It's *our* God, Artemis - the goddess of hunters.

  Dean Winchester : Oh, that's fascinating.

  Sam Winchester : See, she's who we'd pray to for courage when hunting the Gorgon or the Minotaur. Of course, she's not really worship worthy anymore, uh, having lost a step and all.

  Artemis : [slams them against a wall]  The hell I have.

  Dean Winchester : Really Sam? Trash-talking a God? Seriously?

• Sam Winchester : Dean, what do we know of that has Jason Bourne fighting skills, dies a lot, and has a history with violent women?

  Dean Winchester : I don't know... you?

• Sam Winchester : All you do is die? What's that supposed to mean?

  Shane : Once a day, for as long as I can remember. After a few hours, I'm back.

  Dean Winchester : What are you, like a real-life Kenny?

  Shane : Who?

• Dean Winchester : [about to track down a supposed zombie]  If things go all "Dawn of the Dead" on us, you'll be our first call.

  [They turn to leave] 

  Deputy Jack Spradun : Boys...

  [They turn back] 

  Deputy Jack Spradun : Aim for the head.

• Dean Winchester : [Waiting for Shane to resurrect]  I feel like I'm sitting Shiva.

  Sam Winchester : Well, that's not... never mind.

• Dean Winchester : Cass, you got your ears on? Listen, you know I am not one for praying, 'cause in my book it's... it's the same as begging.

  [Exhales] 

  Dean Winchester : But this is about Sam, so I need you to hear me. We are going into this deal blind... and I don't now what's ahead. Or what it's gonna bring for Sam.

  [sighs] 

  Dean Winchester : Now, he's covering pretty good, but I know that he is hurting, and this one was supposed to be on me. So, for all that we've been through, I'm asking you... you keep a lookout for my little brother, okay?

• Hayley : B&E? You mean, breaking and entering? What for?

  Dean Winchester : Well, the book calls for fulgurite. It's a little hard to come by.

  [Opens laptop] 

  Dean Winchester : The last time we needed it, we, uh, stole it from a one-percenter.

  Hayley : You do know that fulgurite is available in crystal shops all over, right?

  Dean Winchester : [a little embarrassed he didn't know this]  Really?

• Hayley : We spent the night together, and while we were, you know... He had a heart attack.

  Dean Winchester : Awkward.

• Dean Winchester : [Researching ways to kill Zeus]  Here we go.

  Sam Winchester : What you got?

  Dean Winchester : Dragon penis.

  Sam Winchester : What?

  Dean Winchester : Ancient Greek hunter by the name of Drakopoolos. Near as I can tell, he was a badass whose name, incidentally, is Greek for-...

  Sam Winchester : No, no, no. I got that.

• Dean Winchester : Why don't you just tell us what you saw?

  Deputy Jack Spradun : Article said it all -- dead as dog poop, guts pecked out, face frozen. People don't walk away from that. Zombies do.

• Hayley : Okay, so Ollie's dad is a Greek God, who has been cursed to die every day by Zeus. And you guys are... Ghostbusters. Am I getting this right?

  Dean Winchester : Well, you know, due to the fact that your son is currently; albeit temporarily; dead, I'm gonna let that one slide.

• Dean Winchester : Stop with the sullen emo crap, all right? You're not gonna die like Prometheus.

  Sam Winchester : How do you know, Dean? Bobby, Rufus, now Prometheus -- you think any of them chose death? No. The life chose for them.

• Dean Winchester : Drakopoolos tangled with Zeus back in the day, and the Men of Letters translated his journal.

  Shane : The Men of Letters?

  Dean Winchester : It's a secret society. This is actually their lair.

  [Trying to impress] 

  Dean Winchester : We're legacies.

  [Gets blank stares] 

  Dean Winchester : No big deal.

• Dean Winchester : You thinking curse?

  Sam Winchester : Could be looking for a witch, yeah.

  [Dean considers this] 

  Sam Winchester : You know what? He's parked here. He's safe. Maybe we should just get another room until we can figure this out.

  Dean Winchester : All right, but you're the one going full-cavity for the hex bag.

• Hayley : We're hanging our lives on the writings of a dead man who; is named after genitalia?

  Dean Winchester : ...It's a loose translation.

  Hayley : [Rolls eyes]  Experts.

• Dean Winchester : Whatever it was, the guy's dead now, all right? Remember what Bobby said, hmm? "Wood chipper beats everything"? Yeah, well, so does grizzly bear.

  [Looks at the morgue table. The supposed corpse is gone] 

• Dean Winchester : You promised to live a long, Clark Griswold life; full of prostate exams and colonoscopies, all right? You're not welshing on that deal, not on my watch. If you die, it's gonna be because of something normal.

  Sam Winchester : Like a heart attack?

  Dean Winchester : Exactly. Now, eat your burger.

• Dean Winchester : We need a lead before I start climbing these walls.

  Sam Winchester : Well, um... In that case, I can give you zombies.

  [Points to newspaper headline] 

• Dean Winchester : I got to say, I'm a little disappointed.

  Sam Winchester : Yeah, because you wanted to shoot zombies.

  Dean Winchester : Damn straight I wanted to shoot some zombies.