Supernatural (TV Series)
Taxi Driver (2013)
Jim Beaver: Bobby Singer
Quotes
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Bobby Singer : [after punching Sam] I'm sorry, Sam, but you're the 200th "Sam" I've seen today. That's how they screw with me. Just endless Sams and Deans, all wearing the same black eyes.
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Bobby Singer : You know, I always figured that'd be the end of it. You know, just a hunter's funeral. Then, zip, nothing. And I was okay with that. Imagine my surprise.
Sam Winchester : I guess if there has to be an eternity, I'd pick heaven over hell.
Bobby Singer : Yeah, because there's nothing screwy going on up there.
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Sam Winchester : Bobby?
Bobby Singer : [Sucker punches him] Get the hell out of here, you black-eyed son of a bitch.
Sam Winchester : [Gets up] What? Bobby, it's Sam.
Bobby Singer : Yeah, and I'm Elvis.
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Bobby Singer : If they give me a rocking chair up there, I'm raising hell.
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Sam Winchester : They're messing with you.
Demon Sam : Don't listen to him. He's not real.
Sam Winchester : Bobby, get away from him.
Demon Sam : We gotta go now.
[Bobby stabs him]
Sam Winchester : You knew somehow, right?
Bobby Singer : I took a chance.
[Sam makes a face]
Bobby Singer : Fifty-fifty.
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Sam Winchester : We get to Earth, I release you, it's an express straight to heaven. No time for goodbyes.
Bobby Singer : I already said goodbye to you once, Sam. Didn't seem to take. No reason to think I won't see you again, somewhere down the road.
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Sam Winchester : If it's not Sam, then how do I know about you and Tori Spelling?
Bobby Singer : What?
Sam Winchester : You're a fan. Yeah. Or, uh... Okay, what about your free pedicure at the Mall of America? You made Dean swear to never tell another living soul how it changed your life.
Bobby Singer : [Getting emotional] Sam?
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Bobby Singer : What the hell is this?
Sam Winchester : All right, don't get all pissed off. Purgatory.
Bobby Singer : Balls!
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Sam Winchester : Bobby, Dean and I had an agreement, okay?
Bobby Singer : I know that agreement. I taught you that agreement. That's a non-agreement.