Supernatural (TV Series)
Sacrifice (2013)
Mark Sheppard: Crowley
Quotes
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Crowley : Hello, boys. What's that old expression? "Success has many fathers; failure is a Winchester"? Where's the stone?
Dean Winchester : You show us yours and we'll show you ours.
Crowley : Really, Dean? I'm trying to conduct a professional negotiation here and you want to talk dangly bits?
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[Sam stands Crowley in the chair upright]
Crowley : Aah. You did good back there, Moose. Yeah, I'll deny it i-if you ever quote me... but- but, man. I'm proud of you.
Sam Winchester : [picks up a spray-paint can] Thanks.
Crowley : Hold on. Uh, w-what's that?
Sam Winchester : It's what it looks like.
[Sam sprays over a sliver of wood bridging the gap in the Devil's Trap]
Crowley : Are you joking? I just saved your life.
Sam Winchester : [laughs] Seriously?
Crowley : "Seriously?" Me, "Seriously?" We just shared a foxhole, you and I. We beat back the Tet Offensive, outrun the- the Rape of Nanking, together! And still you're going to do me like this?
[Sam injects Crowley a sixth time]
Crowley : Aah! Aah! "Band of Brothers"? "The Pacific"? None of this means anything to you? All those motels, you never once watched HBO? Not once? "Girls"!
[Sam looks back at Crowley quizzically]
Crowley : You're my Marnie, Moose. A-and Hannah, she just- she *needs* to be loved. She deserves it. Don't we all? You, me? We deserve to be loved.
Crowley : [shouting emotionally] I deserve to be loved!
Crowley : [softly, almost whispering] I just want to be loved.
Sam Winchester : What?
Crowley : [as if he didn't hear] What?
[Crowley's expression changes as he realizes what he's been saying and feeling]
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Crowley : Did you really think you could kidnap the King of Hell and no one was going to notice, numb nuts?
Abaddon : [flicks open the doors and walks in] Hello, boys.
Crowley : That's *my* line. Abaddon? They told me you were dead.
Abaddon : So not.
Crowley : And the rest of the calvary?
Abaddon : Oh no, it's just little old unkillable me.
[Sam grabs his gun, but Abaddon flicks him into the wall, throwing off the aim of his shot and losing his gun]
Crowley : Brilliant! Why send in a few grunts when you can send in a knight! Say your prayers, Moose!
[Abaddon flicks Sam out the stained glass window]
Crowley : [smiling] That'll do. Undo these. I'll kill him myself.
[Abaddon slowly walks around to stand in front of Crowley. Under her leather jacket, she's wearing a T-shirt reading "The Devil made me do it."]
Abaddon : That was an order, was it?
Crowley : I am your king.
Abaddon : About that...
[Abaddon starts striking Crowley hard in the face]
Abaddon : Do you know what I find the most shocking about time-traveling through a closet and landing in the year 2013?
[Abaddon connects three more punches, knocking Crowley over in his chair]
Crowley : Aah!
Abaddon : Somebody thought it was a good idea to make you the King of Hell.
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[first lines]
Nancy : [placing a red martini glass] On the house, Sheriff.
Sheriff Jody Mills : Oh, thanks, Nance, but I didn't order...
Crowley : So...
Nancy : [whispering] Good luck.
Crowley : [joining Jody in the booth] ... what are we drinking?
Sheriff Jody Mills : Roderick?
Crowley : Wow, Jody. Words cannot begin to describe the injustice that that picture does to you.
Sheriff Jody Mills : [smiles, shyly chuckles] Come on.
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Dean Winchester : We stop the trials, and you stop the killing.
Crowley : I want the Demon Tablet -- the whole Demon Tablet.
Dean Winchester : Fine, but then the Angel Tablet comes to us.
Crowley : On what grounds
Dean Winchester : On the grounds that you're a douche bag and no douche bag should have that much power.
