The Simpsons (TV Series)

Whiskey Business (2013)

Hank Azaria: Moe Szyslak, Carl Carlson

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Quotes 

• Homer Simpson : First we have to make sure you're okay. Who's President now?

  Moe Szyslak : Some jerk.

  Homer Simpson : He's okay.

• Moe Szyslak : Four guys, a chick and a noose. Just like the kind of movies I like.

• [last lines] 

  Moe Szyslak : [to noose]  Sorry, not today, old friend. But don't worry, holidays are just around the corner.

• Stranger : [Bumps into Moe]  Oh, sorry, pal.

  Moe Szyslak : Sorry, pal? That's common courtesy, the kind I've only seen in the movies.

• Moe Szyslak : Without my magic suit, I'm nothin'.

  Marge Simpson : Moe, have you ever heard the story of Dumbo the elephant?

  Moe Szyslak : I didn't go to the movies much as a child. I worked at a pierogi factory. Stick in the potato, fold in the dough, that was my Star Wars.

  Marge Simpson : Dumbo had a magic feather that made him fly, but then he found out that the feather wasn't magic. The magic was inside him all along.

  Lisa Simpson : Let me get this straight: Moe is Dumbo, the whiskey is Dumbo's ears, and we're that bunch of racist crows?

  Homer Simpson : Honey, the crows weren't racist. The people who drew them were.

• Carl : Capital City has a twin?

  Lenny Leonard : It moved to California to become a star, but it just ended up turning into Glendale.