Supernatural (TV Series)
Devil May Care (2013)
Jared Padalecki: Sam Winchester, Ezekiel
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Quotes
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Dean Winchester : Check the 'net for anything angel-y.
Sam Winchester : Or demon-y.
Dean Winchester : Or monster-y. Or ghost-y.
[sigh]
Dean Winchester : It's going to be a busy year.
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Dean Winchester : [Sam and Dean walk into an abandoned town] What the Hell happened here?
Sam Winchester : Local chemical plant sprung a leak. Years ago. They evacuated three square blocks. Guess it's still contaminated.
Dean Winchester : Wait, so this whole place is poison?
Sam Winchester : Yeah.
[Dean moves his left hand in front of his crotch protectively]
Sam Winchester : That's not gonna help.
[Sam moves forward]
Dean Winchester : It doesn't hurt.
[Dean moves forward, keeping his hand in place]
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Sam Winchester : [seeing two demons in military meatsuits approaching] They're coming.
Dean Winchester : Good.
Sam Winchester : They've got assault rifles.
Dean Winchester : Okay less good.
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Sam Winchester : So, Crowley is alive?
Dean Winchester : Oh, yeah. He's the junk in my trunk.
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Sam Winchester : You know this is a trap, right?
Dean Winchester : Yep.
Sam Winchester : And we're just gonna walk right into it?
Dean Winchester : Guns blazing. You with me?
Sam Winchester : You know it.
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Sam Winchester : You killed three demons? Alone?
Dean Winchester : I took them by surprise. Got a little messy. I got a little lucky. Oh, and, uh... I'm awesome, so there's that.
Sam Winchester : [Looks around] Geez. Yeah. Whew. You are pretty damn awesome.
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Sam Winchester : So, what, Cass is human?
Dean Winchester : Ish. I mean, he's got no Grace, no wings, no harp.
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Sam Winchester : What about Crowley? You, uh...
[mimes slicing throat]
Dean Winchester : I would have loved nothing better than to ice that limey bitch. But then I thought to myself, "what would Sam Winchester do?"
Sam Winchester : I'd have stabbed him in the brain.
Dean Winchester : Oh.
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Sam Winchester : This place reeks of sulfur.
Dean Winchester : Between the stink, with the freak thunderstorms, and every cow dead within three miles, I'll take demons for $1,000, Alex.
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Sam Winchester : So, you ready for it?
Dean Winchester : Hmm?
Sam Winchester : The fallen angels? Abaddon? Cas, losing his halo, Crowley in our basement?
Dean Winchester : Crap. We're living in a freaking sitcom.
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Dean Winchester : This is nuts. I mean, you're Sam, but you're not Sam, and normally he's the one I'm talking to about all this stuff. I'm trusting you, Zeke. I just got to hope that you're one of the good guys.
Ezekiel : I am.
[pause]
Ezekiel : But I suppose that is what a bad guy would say.
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Dean Winchester : I'm not really with the whole, uh, love and... love.
Ezekiel : But it is why I said yes.
Dean Winchester : Yeah, and if that goes sideways, that's on me, too.
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Dean Winchester : Who worked you over?
Crowley : Martin Hayward and Brandon Favors.
Sam Winchester : They did this to you?
Crowley : No. They're demons. You asked for names, I'm giving you names. They're underperformers. Spike them, you're doing me a favor.