Supernatural (TV Series)

I'm No Angel (2013)

Misha Collins: Castiel

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• Castiel : There really is a lot to being human, isn't there?

  Dean Winchester : It ain't all just burritos and strippers, my friend.

  Castiel : Yeah. I understand what you're saying.

  Sam Winchester : You do?

  Castiel : Yes, there's more to humanity than survival. You... look for purpose, and you must not be defeated by anger or despair. Or hedonism, for the matter.

  Dean Winchester : Where does hedonism come into it?

  Castiel : Well, my time with April was very educational.

  Sam Winchester : Yeah. I mean, I would think that getting killed is something.

  Castiel : And having sex.

  Dean Winchester : [chokes]  You had sex with April?

  Sam Winchester : Yeah, that would be where the hedonism comes in.

  Dean Winchester : Shh. So... Did you have protection?

  Castiel : I had my angel blade.

  Dean Winchester : Oh. Oh, he had the angel blade.

• Frank : Hey, Clarence. How much longer you gonna be with us?

  Castiel : [chewing toothpaste at a sink in the men's room]  I'll be moving on tonight after work. It's time. Can I ask you something?

  [walking towards a stall] 

  Frank : Sure.

  Castiel : Do you ever tire of urinating? I'll never get used to it.

  [goes into the stall] 

• April Kelly : So you know, I don't usually bring home strange men.

  Castiel : Am I strange?

• Vagrant : You're new at this, aren't you?

  Castiel : Yes. Food, sleep or passing gas. It's all very strange.

• Castiel : I'd better try falling asleep. It's quite a process, isn't it?

  Vagrant : Try counting sheep.

  Castiel : Thanks, once again.

  [Goes off to sleep in an abandoned bus. Remarks with confusion] 

  Castiel : What sheep?

• April Kelly : I needed information. So I had to gain your trust.

  Castiel : And that required intercourse?

  April Kelly : Well, I am allowed some leeway for executive decisions.

• April Kelly : April, by the way. April Kelly.

  Castiel : Castiel.

  April Kelly : One name?

  Castiel : Like God.

  April Kelly : Or Cher.

• Linda : I guess that's why we pray. When you get dealt such a bad hand sometimes, you need something stronger than yourself.

  Castiel : That's a wonderful idea, but... What if you were to find out that no one is listening? That God had pretty much left, that Heaven had gone out of business? What would you do?

  Linda : But that's not possible.

  Castiel : I think it's completely possible.

  Linda : You're missing the point. It's not possible because I have my faith.

• April Kelly : You look like you've been to hell and back.

  Castiel : Yeah. Few times.

• April Kelly : What happened to the guy who attacked you?

  Castiel : Oh, I stabbed him. He exploded.

• Dean Winchester : [after Cas "dies"]  Never do that again!

  Castiel : All right.