Supernatural (TV Series)

Heaven Can't Wait (2013)

Jensen Ackles: Dean Winchester

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• Dean Winchester : I'll have some beef jerky and a pack of menthols.

  Castiel : What are you doing here?

  Dean Winchester : Gee, it's nice to see you too, Cas.

  Castiel : It's Steve now. And, uh, you surprised me.

  Dean Winchester : Well, the feeling is mutual. I mean, I knew you had to lay low from the angel threat, but, uh... Wow. This is some cover.

  Castiel : My grace is gone. What did you expect? Do you have any idea how hard it was? When I fell to earth, I didn't just lose my powers. I- I had nothing.

  [with pride] 

  Castiel : Now, I'm a sales associate.

  Dean Winchester : A sales associate.

  Vendor : Hey, Steve. Can you sign here?

  [hands clipboard to Cas who signs it and hands it back] 

  Castiel : I'm responsible for inventory, sales, customer service. I keep this place - thank you - clean and presentable. And when my manager's busy, I even prepare the food.

  Dean Winchester : Wow. So you went from fighting heavenly battles to nuking taquitos?

  Castiel : [nodding proudly]  Nachos too.

• Crying Teenager : She was kind of bummed that dick-bag Travis broke up with her in front of the whole school.

  Dean Winchester : Kind of bummed?

  Crying Teenager : Yeah. Like more bummed than when she got a "C" on a quiz, and less bummed than when her parents split up. Kind of bummed.

• Castiel : Going on dates, that's something humans do, right?

  Dean Winchester : Yeah, I mean, my dates usually end when I run out of singles, but, yeah.

• Dean Winchester : You coming?

  Castiel : I wouldn't be much use. I don't have my powers.

  Dean Winchester : So? I've never had powers.

  Castiel : You are a hunter.

  Dean Winchester : And you're a hunter-in-training, remember?

  Castiel : Yeah, I remember. And you said I sucked.

  Dean Winchester : I didn't say that. I said that there was, uh... uh, you know, room for improvement.

• Dean Winchester : [Prepping Cas for his date]  Always open the door for her, okay? Ask a lot of questions. They like that. And, oh, if she says she's happy to go Dutch, she's lying. All right? Go get him, tiger.

• Dean Winchester : [about a strange pinkish stain residue at crime scene]  Blood?

  Sheriff : If the tests come back same as the others... it's everything. Blood, skin, hair, nails. Internal organs. Even clothing fibers. Like these poor souls got run through the world's finest wood-chipper.

• Dean Winchester : [Reading the title of a large book]  "Zimmerman's Encyclopedia of Extinct Languages, Volume One: Adai to Atakapa." How many volumes are there?

  Kevin Tran : Twenty-four. Don't worry, we've got them all.

  Dean Winchester : [Stares, open mouthed in horror]  Awesome.

  [His phone rings] 

  Dean Winchester : There is a God.

• Dean Winchester : There's one guy there who is nothing if not well-rested.

  Sam Winchester : Crowley?

  Dean Winchester : I'm just saying we're not keeping him chained up for the one-liners.

• Sam Winchester : [Looking at drawings of strange symbols]  That's your "big news," is that you translated the tablet into doodles?

  Kevin Tran : It's cuneiform. I hit a wall translating the tablet into English. But I found an ancient codex linking the Angel script to Proto-Elamite cuneiform, and I was able to translate the tablet and the footnotes into Elamite, which is...

  Dean Winchester : Doodles.