Supernatural (TV Series)
The Purge (2014)
Jensen Ackles: Dean Winchester
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Quotes
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Maritza : This isn't what you think. I'm not a killer.
Dean Winchester : Well, then, what are you?
Maritza : I'm a pishtaco.
Dean Winchester : A fish taco?
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Sam Winchester : My uh Ashtanza yoga class starts in 5 minutes.
Dean Winchester : How the hell do you know anything about yoga?
Sam Winchester : You're not the only one who ever dated someone bendy.
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Sam Winchester : Is your old lady superstitious?
Slim Jim Morgan : Yah. She's Romanichal.
Dean Winchester : [confused] Romanichal?
Sam Winchester : Gypsy.
Slim Jim Morgan : But don't call her that. She says it's reductive. But I think it's a compliment. I mean, gypsies are all the rage on TV, "My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding," "Gypsy Sisters"..."Keeping up with the Kardashians."
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Dean Winchester : Nice shorts.
Sam Winchester : Nice hairnet.
Dean Winchester : Yeah, why do I got to be the lunch lady?
Sam Winchester : Since when have you ever complained about being around food?
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Slim Jim Morgan : Training. When I gear up for a competition, I eat lettuce. It stretches the stomach.
Dean Winchester : Yet another reason to stay away from salads.
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Dean Winchester : He got attacked in his car, but, get this -- he shrunk from 300 pounds to 90 pounds.
Sam Winchester : Witchcraft?
Dean Winchester : Or a heavy-duty laxative
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Dean Winchester : These aren't "supplements", they're roofies.
Sam Winchester : What? How do you know what roofies look like?
Dean Winchester : How do you not know? You think I want to end up in a hotel bathtub with my kidney carved out? In Chechnya?
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Sam Winchester : Competitive-eating circuit? Is that a big thing out here?
Sheriff Donna Hanscum : Oh, yeah. You betcha. Folks take it real seriously; train for months. Eat all sorts of wackadoo stuff, you know, like, uh... Baked beans, buff wings, butter.
Dean Winchester : Butter?
Sheriff Donna Hanscum : Yeah. Sometimes deep-fried.
Dean Winchester : Hm.
Sheriff Donna Hanscum : This year alone, Wayne won the Butter Bowl, the Wing Ding, and Shrimptasia.
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Sam Winchester : Any idea what the vic weighed beforehand?
Deputy Cooper : 165.
Dean Winchester : So, 180. Known fact... all women lie about their weight and age.
Sam Winchester : Wait, you told that waitress the other day you were 29.