Supernatural (TV Series)

Meta Fiction (2014)

Misha Collins: Castiel

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• Castiel : [to Sam and Dean on his cell phone, looking at a sign in his motel room]  Honor bar. What's honorable about a miniature bar in a motel room?

  Dean Winchester : [with a smile]  Everything.

• Buxom Lass : [On TV]  Sometimes, you need a break from the hustle and bustle of city life. #amiright Sometimes, you need #casaerotica. Casa erotica.

  Castiel : ...That's inappropriate

• Castiel : I miss my wings. Life on the road... smells.

• Metatron : Here. I know it's a bit of a retcon, but it's gonna make this whole conversation a lot easier.

  [He presses his fingers to Cass's forehead] 

  Metatron : I just gave you every book, movie, and TV show I have consumed in the last couple of millennia. Now do you understand that the universe is made up of stories, not atoms?

  Castiel : [Still a little confused]  I understand that that's a quote by Muriel Rukeyser.

• Gabriel : None of it was real, but all of it was true.

  Castiel : Whose truth; yours or Metatron's?

  Gabriel : Just hear him out, would you? He's just trying to help you.

  Castiel : [Skeptical]  Really? How?

  Gabriel : Sorry... didn't read the whole script, just skimmed for my parts.

• Metatron : This is "The Curious Incident," eh, inspector Gregory?

  Castiel : Who?

  Metatron : Inspector Gregory. Sherlock Holmes.

  [Cass is still confused] 

  Metatron : "Silver Blaze"?

  [Gets nothing, rolls his eyes] 

  Metatron : You have been around since scaly things crawled out of the muck. Would it have killed you to pick up a book, watch a movie?

• Gabriel : What gave it all away?

  Castiel : My coat was torn earlier today.

  Gabriel : Ah, crap. I really hate continuity errors.

• Gabriel : Most angels aren't like us, Castiel. They can't handle this whole free-will thing. They're sheep, drones. But us? We're different. We're rebels... one without a 'cause, one with.

  Castiel : I'm just a soldier.

  Gabriel : Bitch, please. You've been God more often than Dad has.

• Gabriel : I was hiding, captain side eyes, in the safest place in the universe... Heaven. But then you and the other two stooges had to go and ruin Christmas, now, didn't you?

  Castiel : Sorry.

  Gabriel : Oh, cry me a river. Look, I dropped, I hid, I finally watched "Downton Abbey."

• Castiel : So, I assume you faked your own death?

  Gabriel : And I assume you weren't let into Mensa while I was gone.

• Dean Winchester : What if there is a stairway to heaven? We find it and get a drop on the guy.

  Sam Winchester : You want to sneak onto the Death Star, take out the Emperor?

  Castiel : Okay I... I'm not sure what a fictional battle station in space has to do with this, but if taking out the emperor means taking out Metatron, I'm on board.

  Dean Winchester : [Exchanging surprised looks with Sam]  Wait, did you... did you just understand a Death Star reference?

  Castiel : Yeah, I think so. But I don't understand what that has to do with Heaven.

  Sam Winchester : ...It's halfway, I guess.

• Castiel : You did all this to make me a hero?

  Metatron : [laughing]  Ah, that's priceless. Um no. You are not the hero in this mess-terpiece. You are the villain.

  [With force] 

  Metatron : *I'm* the hero.

• Castiel : Metatron is trying to play God.

  Sam Winchester : Play God? Cas, he erased angel warding. He friggin' blew out Holy Fire. He *is* God.

• Castiel : Is it true? Can you bring angels back to heaven?

  Metatron : [Chuckles]  Sorry. No spoilers.

• Hannah : You took a stand against Bartholomew. Are you going to help us, lead us against Metatron?

  Castiel : I'm no leader.