Supernatural (TV Series)

King of the Damned (2014)

Mark Sheppard: Crowley

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Quotes 

• Crowley : [snarls]  You betrayed me? No one in the history of torture's been tortured with torture like the torture you'll be tortured with.

• Crowley : Do I get no credit for warning you this was a trap?

  [Sam is confused] 

  Crowley : "Poughkeepsie" ring a bell?

  [Sam turns to give Dean an annoyed look] 

  Crowley : I sense drama.

• Crowley : Hello, Dean. Love the crazy bloodlust in your eyes.

• Crowley : I'll cheer the day when the last trace of humanity leaves me.

  [Shudders] 

  Crowley : Feelings.

• Crowley : I look to you, my trusted advisors, to restore confidence, to soothe those jangled nerves. Spread the word -- the king is back, and the kingdom is once again on sound footing. So, all those with me, say "yo!"

  [There's total silence. Crowley is stunned] 

  Abaddon : [Appears behind him]  Yo.

  [Crowley turns to glare at her] 

  Abaddon : I mean, I'm literally with you, not with you with you.

• Gavin MacLeod : "Why do I hate you"?

  Crowley : I mean, I beat you, starved you, came home drunk, beat you some more, woke up hungover, and, yeah, I beat you. In all fairness, I didn't really have any role models. My mother was a witch!

• Gavin MacLeod : I can't be consorting with a demon!

  Crowley : Not just any demon. I'm the king -- the king of Hell! And there you were, worried the old man wouldn't amount to much.

• Gavin MacLeod : If I was to accept you as my father, you could keep me from eternally burning in hell? No matter my sins?

  Crowley : You're negotiating with me?

  [Proudly] 

  Crowley : That's my boy.

• Gavin MacLeod : Holy mother of God! We're amongst the stars! Are we in heaven, then? You must be angels!

  Crowley , Abaddon : Wow.

• Abaddon : Join me in taking out the Winchesters and that ridiculous Blade, and then we'll deal with each other.

  Crowley : To be clear... I'll not be joining you ever. Except at your death scene, where I shall burst into song.

• Sam Winchester : The lore all says the same thing -- you change any one thing in the past, the ripple effect impacts everything that follows.

  Crowley : Please. No one bends the rules like you two bend the rules. He's one misfit kid. He impacts no one.

• Crowley : Mustn't snivel, Gavin. It might fit the old life. This one could be different.

  Gavin MacLeod : I don't know the first thing about the 21st Century!

  Crowley : You'll be fine. Just avoid cheap whiskey and cheap hookers. Look at me, getting all fatherly.

  Gavin MacLeod : So this is goodbye, then?

  Crowley : Yes. Forever. Unless, of course, I catch you smoking, in which case, I'll smack you stupid.

• Crowley : [after getting in fight with his son]  Squirrel. I hope you were nice to your father.

  Dean Winchester : [Confused]  What?