Barnyard (Video Game 2006) Poster

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The Best We Can Be Is Bovine, A Glimpse of Mankind's Future
thatstinkyskunk31 August 2021
I've dreamt of this day for lifetimes. I've dreamt of placing the disk in the mouth of the system and watching slide away. I've dreamt of the title screen. I've dreamt of the life and times of the sacred cow since I was young. That cow's name is Otis. I've dreamt of the future. I will tell you of this time, this time so far away. Believe me or don't believe me, it will not change what is to come. Nothing can. Nothing will. Otis, by today's standards, is irresponsible and reckless but in this fabricated future, when mankind has perfected the once inconceivable intricacies of reality, the little incongruities of the natural word, the highs and lows of sentience, the burdens and Levities of being, Otis is a vessel for universal human will and the power therein. This world within a disk is as infinite as the lives we live. Otis a cow beyond, gender, race, ethnicity, all separations cease to exist with them. They are unity. In their oneness they are a being of utter power and infinite potential. And You are privileged to be enlightened and placed in experience of Otis. And you convene with your pantheon of fellow unstoppable beings, standing upright in the height of their awareness.

But only Otis embodies the chosen player.

Only Otis is empowered by us. Mankind.

The chosen kin of our world.

Forget the other beings. They do not deserve like we do. This "game" is one of the many futures mankind can and will create. A just future. A future of infinite potential in which all that matters in the world is a barn. Simple, wholesome living. All of your brethren in a lawful state of bliss, presence and being. This is the dream of a reality that a select few will experience. In the future some will live in this realm. The deserving will inherit this space. They will own it and tend to it well.

And it will be good.

The future begins with this disk. With Otis the transcendent, the one beyond all boundaries, the all being, the sacred cow themselves. Be Otis. Lose all that divides you. I urge you. Be a man and a woman. Be black and be white. Be all you can be. No need to choose. Be infinite.

Be Otis.

They welcome you.

Take part in their daily milk.

Insert the disk. Press start.

This is the future. This is the way.

And what a way it is.

Praise be.
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10/10
A nobel prize worthy game
drjbyrne3 December 2020
When humans are wiped off the earth and aliens visit earth and find our remains we can only hop they find the barnyard game with a fully functioning ps2. If this highly probable scenario were to happen then the aliens would figure out how advanced our technology and story writing has come. Not many if anything created even comes with in a lightyear of this masterpiece. If albert Einstein was still alive when this came out he would say that we have peaked as humans and are now on a steady decline. To conclude this is a masterpiece in every sense of the word and each copy should be sold for no lower than $1200.
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