Supernatural (TV Series)

Reichenbach (2014)

Mark Sheppard: Crowley

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• Dean Winchester : I ain't your friggin' bestie, and I ain't taking orders from you. When I need to kill, I'll call. Until then, stay out of my way.

  Crowley : Fine. It's over. What can I say? Crazy ones; well, they're good for a fling, but they're not relationship material.

• Crowley : Believe me, I don't want Dean getting his hands on the precious any more than you do. Your brother knows I ratted. He tends to hold a grudge. I don't want to get...

  [Holds up the First Blade] 

  Crowley : Boned.

• Crowley : What do you think you're doing?

  Dean Winchester : Oh, whatever I want.

  Crowley : Really? Because I think you don't know what you want. Tell me, Dean -- what are you? A demon? If so, why isn't Lester's wife dead? Did you feel sorry for her? So maybe you're human. Except you have those pretty black peepers and you're working alongside me. Why don't you do us all a great big favor and pick a bloody side?

• Crowley : You killed the client?

  Dean Winchester : Does it matter? He was a douche. Now he's a dead douche.

  Crowley : Of course it matters! The deal was one dead wife for one soul. The wife's not dead, I don't get the soul. It's math.

• Crowley : So... How you been feeling? On edge? Pent-up? Unfulfilled?

  Dean Winchester : You sound like a Viagra commercial. You know that, right?

• Crowley : I know that you want to keep the party going. You want to have fun, fun, fun till daddy takes the black eyes away. The fact is... you need to kill now. Not want to, not choose to, *need* to. Face it, darling. You're an addict. Death is your drug. And you're gonna spend the rest of your life chasing that dragon.

• Crowley : After her husband, Lester, discovered Mindy's liaison amoureuse, heated words were exchanged. In the end, Mindy wanted a divorce... And 50% of everything. But Lester-...

  Dean Winchester : Lester would rather give up his soul than half his junk.

  Crowley : We live in a very materialistic world.

• Crowley : Kids. Am I right? In my day, we respected our elders. Of course, back then, anyone over 30 was ancient. Now 40-year-olds are still living with mommy, lying on OkCupid, and taking pictures of their food.

• Sam Winchester : This doesn't make us square. If I see you again...

  Crowley : Oh stop it Samantha, nobody likes a tease.