Supernatural (TV Series)

Ask Jeeves (2014)

Gillian Vigman: Heddy

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• Heddy : Service was today, and the reading of the will tomorrow.

  Beverly : Oh, but you're welcome to spend the night. All the rooms sleep two.

  Heddy : [Flirtatiously]  Or three.

  [Smacks Dean's butt] 

• Heddy : It's so obvious she's guilty.

  Dash : You're off your rocker, old lady.

  Heddy : "Old lady"? I---

  [Sam and Dean enter. She smiles] 

  Heddy : I'm 39.

  Dash : And you have been since '03.

• Amber : Where's Colette?

  Phillip : She quit. Poor dear was so distraught over Mrs. Lacroix's passing. Went off to find herself.

  Heddy : Ashram in India?

  Phillip : Uh, Clown College in Sarasota.

  Amber : Mm. Good choice.

• Heddy : Drowned in a toilet? How filthy!

  Beverly : What kind of monster would do such a thing?

  Olivia : Don't look at me. I was just trying to pee.

• Sam Winchester : What are you doing?

  Heddy : Trying to find Beverly a man.

  Beverly : I've resorted to fishing online because the live ones won't bite.

• Heddy : For the love of god, Dash, put down the gun before you kill someone!

  Dash : It's okay. I hunt pheasant.

• Olivia : Allow me to introduce Sam and Dean Winchester.

  Heddy : Sam and Dean Winchester of the Westchester Winchesters?

  Sam Winchester : Uh, no. I don't think there's any relation. Sorry.

  Heddy : No matter. You two are...

  [Inhales sharply] 

  Heddy : ... Adorable.

• Heddy : [after Olivia and Sam start shooting at each other]  Did anyone else wet themselves?

• Olivia : I'm not the maid.

  Heddy : That explains the dust.

• Heddy : No wonder you were locked away. You're a monster!

  Olivia : Oh, you have no idea.

• Heddy : I knew those boys were trailer trash the moment they rolled up in that American-made.

  Beverly : Not to mention homosexuals.

  Heddy : Ugh. Homosexual murderers. Like Leopold and Loeb.

  Beverly : Only hotter. Mmm.