Supernatural (TV Series)

Ask Jeeves (2014)

Debra McCabe: Beverly

Quotes 

• Heddy : Service was today, and the reading of the will tomorrow.

  Beverly : Oh, but you're welcome to spend the night. All the rooms sleep two.

  Heddy : [Flirtatiously]  Or three.

  [Smacks Dean's butt] 

• Heddy : Drowned in a toilet? How filthy!

  Beverly : What kind of monster would do such a thing?

  Olivia : Don't look at me. I was just trying to pee.

• Beverly : Well, well, well what do we have here? What'cha doing snooping these halls? Up to no good?

  [Flirty] 

  Beverly : Why don't we get up to no good together? You know they say women just get better with age, like a fine wine or a cheese.

  Sam Winchester : [Awkwardly]  I-I, um, I'm lactose intolerant.

• Sam Winchester : What are you doing?

  Heddy : Trying to find Beverly a man.

  Beverly : I've resorted to fishing online because the live ones won't bite.

• Heddy : I knew those boys were trailer trash the moment they rolled up in that American-made.

  Beverly : Not to mention homosexuals.

  Heddy : Ugh. Homosexual murderers. Like Leopold and Loeb.

  Beverly : Only hotter. Mmm.