Supernatural (TV Series)

Ask Jeeves (2014)

Marcus Rosner: Dash

Quotes 

• Heddy : It's so obvious she's guilty.

  Dash : You're off your rocker, old lady.

  Heddy : "Old lady"? I---

  [Sam and Dean enter. She smiles] 

  Heddy : I'm 39.

  Dash : And you have been since '03.

• Sam Winchester : Got to say, for a family that just lost two members, you all... seem fine.

  Dash : Well, Sam, I'll let you in on a little family secret.

  [Whispers] 

  Dash : We don't really like each other.

  [Chuckles] 

  Dash : Then again, what family does?

  Sam Winchester : Mine does. Uh, for the most part. It's just my brother and me, so...

  Dash : Then you're lucky. Trust me; t's a miracle we've been under the same roof for 24 hours and haven't---

  [Realizes he was about to say "murder"] 

  Dash : Oops.

• Dean Winchester : We're not the bad guys Dash.

  Dash : I beg to differ, you're wearing flannel.

• Heddy : For the love of god, Dash, put down the gun before you kill someone!

  Dash : It's okay. I hunt pheasant.

• Dash : How can we repay you?

  Dean Winchester : You know what? Just forget we were ever here.

  Dash : But you saved our lives. I want everyone to know what heroes you-...

  Dean Winchester : Look, pal, the fact that we pulled your bacon out of the fire is nobody's business. Okay?

  [Puts his shoulder] 

  Dean Winchester : Hey. I'm serious, Izod. Put a pin in it. Or we'll come back for your preppy ass.

• Olivia : I loved mother more than anything, which is more than I can say for any of you.

  Dash : Then, where have you been hiding all these years?

  Olivia : The attic.

  Amber : Like in the movie.