Supernatural (TV Series)
Hibbing 911 (2014)
Jensen Ackles: Dean Winchester
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Quotes
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Dean Winchester : This badge means something.
Sam Winchester : I made it at Kinkos.
Dean Winchester : Yes you did. Be proud of that.
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Dean Winchester : [on speaker phone] Hey, Jody. How's Alex holding up?
Sheriff Jody Mills : Awesome, already head of the cheerleading squad.
Sam Winchester : Wow. Really?
Sheriff Jody Mills : No, Sam, she smokes grass under the bleachers. But at least she's not luring men to their deaths.
Sam Winchester : Right.
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Sheriff Donna Hanscum : Wait so, when we were at the weight loss spa...
Dean Winchester : Monsters, sucking out your fat. We took care of it.
Sheriff Donna Hanscum : Ah jeez. I knew losing ten pounds that fast was too good to be true.
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Sam Winchester : You mind distracting her while we poke around?
Sheriff Jody Mills : You show up, and now I'm a babysitter?
Dean Winchester : Look, she hasn't gotten mixed up with this crap yet. Let's just try to keep it that way.
Sheriff Jody Mills : [Scoffs] Fine. But if she tries to show me her sticker collection, I'm out.
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Dean Winchester : All due respect, Sheriff, but vampires are far more dangerous than the Johns you throw in jail. You're gonna sit this one out.
Sheriff Donna Hanscum : Stuff you, Dean! Or whatever your real name is.
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Deputy Brice Graham : You ain't the first feds to roll through here and come up with nothing. Sure is cute to watch you try, though.
Dean Winchester : Oh, pal, the FBI doesn't do cute.
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Dean Winchester : Agents Criss and Frehley. Looking for the sheriff.
[Several hands go up]
Dean Winchester : Of... Hibbing.
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Starr : It's all love pretty boy. All of you will become all of us. We won't waste one bit.
Dean Winchester : Dean: Okay Mufasa enough with the circle of life crap.
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Sam Winchester : We got nothing on the Mark?
Dean Winchester : Right, you think these eggheads with all the crap they amassed over the years would have actually collected something important. Ah, here...
[Holds up book]
Dean Winchester : "He-wolf, She-wolf: A Study in Werewolf Transgenderism"; six hundred pages, volume one. But, uh, something important, like I don't know maybe the oldest symbol known to man, 'that's not worth our time, it's not weird enough.'
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Dean Winchester : Len's like your Charlie Manson?
Starr : Ohhh. Charlie couldn't hold a candle to Len. He taught us everything.
Dean Winchester : Yeah, I'm sure it was all Kombucha and Kumbaya.
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Sam Winchester : Alright, I'll go try and crack the police server. Maybe something showed up on surveillance.
Dean Winchester : Yeah, maybe I'll go crack the deputy.
Sam Winchester : But this time, try to be a little less defensive of your pretend job.
Dean Winchester : Ya know, this badge means something...
Sam Winchester : I made it at Kinko's.
Dean Winchester : Yes, you did... Be proud of that.