Supernatural (TV Series)
Hibbing 911 (2014)
Kim Rhodes: Sheriff Jody Mills
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Quotes
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Dean Winchester : [on speaker phone] Hey, Jody. How's Alex holding up?
Sheriff Jody Mills : Awesome, already head of the cheerleading squad.
Sam Winchester : Wow. Really?
Sheriff Jody Mills : No, Sam, she smokes grass under the bleachers. But at least she's not luring men to their deaths.
Sam Winchester : Right.
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Sam Winchester : [on phone] All right, well, uh... enjoy the retreat.
Sheriff Jody Mills : Screw you, Winchester.
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Sheriff Jody Mills : You okay?
Sheriff Donna Hanscum : Yeah, other than feeling like I wanna hurl. I just chopped off a vampire's head.
Sheriff Jody Mills : You were great at that.
Sheriff Donna Hanscum : [Smiles] Thanks.
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Sam Winchester : You mind distracting her while we poke around?
Sheriff Jody Mills : You show up, and now I'm a babysitter?
Dean Winchester : Look, she hasn't gotten mixed up with this crap yet. Let's just try to keep it that way.
Sheriff Jody Mills : [Scoffs] Fine. But if she tries to show me her sticker collection, I'm out.
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Chaz : [Showing of gun] Officer ladies, check this one out. You can take it to lunch, to the gym, have your nails done. She's always by your side.
Sheriff Jody Mills : How about this puppy?
Chaz : Oh. Well, it depends. Think you can handle a big one?
Sheriff Jody Mills : [Gun cocks] Sigma, right?
Sheriff Donna Hanscum : 10 pounds pull weight. Cute.
Sheriff Jody Mills : Call this a big one? Hope you drive a Porsche.
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Sheriff Donna Hanscum : [Watching Doug dancing] I used to put the cans in his cart.
Sheriff Jody Mills : Are you really missing much?
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Sheriff Jody Mills : [to Doug] What is wrong with you? You get off on fat-shaming chicks?
[to Donna]
Sheriff Jody Mills : You are so not fat, by the way.
[Turns back to Doug]
Sheriff Jody Mills : And you -- you are just a douche.
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Sheriff Jody Mills : Honestly Donna, I just met the guy but, Doug seems like kind of a dick.
Sheriff Donna Hanscum : But he was *my* dick... I'm gonna hit the can, you know, where it's less gross.
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Sheriff Donna Hanscum : Look at all this sunblock, you'd think he's at the Copacabana or something.
Sheriff Jody Mills : I'll explain later.
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Sheriff Jody Mills : What body?
Sheriff Kevin Ott : Trashmen found it behind the hardware store this morning, *eaten*.
Sheriff Donna Hanscum : [Gasps] Eaten how?
Sheriff Kevin Ott : Like nothing left but the peach pit, you know?
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Sheriff Jody Mills : It's not enough that you kill people. You've got to rob them, too?
Starr : We scavenge. We don't sip and go. We use every part of the buffalo.
Sheriff Jody Mills : And to think I gave you lunch money.