Supernatural (TV Series)
There's No Place Like Home (2015)
Jensen Ackles: Dean Winchester
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Quotes
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[undercover, pretending to buy a house]
Dean Winchester : Now I'm not saying that I have to have Jacuzzi, I'm just saying that I really like bubbles.
Russell Wellington : Look, I'm just going to stop you right there. Judging from your cheap shoes and your faded jeans, I'm guessing the only house you're on the market for comes with wheels.
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Dean Winchester : What the hell is kale?
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Charlie Bradbury : I forgive you Dean.
Dean Winchester : Yeah well, I don't.
Charlie Bradbury : I know, kinda your move.
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Assistant : Mr. Presley?
Dean Winchester : Yes. Yeah. Hi. Uh, actually, I'm, uh, you know, really into this article on, uh...
[Looks at magazine cover]
Dean Winchester : ... Mammograms.
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Dean Winchester : What are you saying Charlie tortured someone? *Our* Charlie, yay high? Wouldn't hurt a hobbit, practically sparkles.
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Dean Winchester : Sooner we get rid of this demonic tramp stamp, I am back on the booze, burgers... and more booze.
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Sam Winchester : Where the hell are you?
Dean Winchester : Dick Charlie just hot-wired Baby!
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Dean Winchester : Charlie, lets talk about this.
Dark Charlie : You Winchester boys and your talk. Blah blah blah repressed feelings. Blah blah blah passive aggression.
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Dean Winchester : You hurt my friend.
Dark Charlie : I learned it by watching you.
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Dean Winchester : What the hell happened to you in Oz?
Dark Charlie : Everything I wanted. An adventure. Even got my own little sword.
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Sam Winchester : We are going to fix this. I'm not letting what happened to me happen to you.
Dean Winchester : But it's already happened.
Sam Winchester : Cain found a way to live with it.
Dean Winchester : Yeah, after centuries of murder.
Charlie Bradbury : Yeah well, there's one thing you have that he didn't. You're a Winchester.
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Dean Winchester : We'll go back to Oz, and we'll get the key from the wizard of douche, and we'll put you back together.
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Sam Winchester : You made egg-white omelettes?
Dean Winchester : Yeah. Breakfast of Champions. You know, if you're a dork like you.
Sam Winchester : And you slept past 7:00?
Dean Winchester : Yeah, well, until we get answers on this Mark of Cain, I am on a 12-step program not to backslide.
Sam Winchester : 12 steps?
Dean Winchester : Yeah. Hey, if Cain found a way to live with it after going dark side, then I just got to find a way to keep it in check, so haven't had a drink in a week, eight hours of rack time every night, and, now, this masterpiece.
Sam Winchester : That's three steps.
Dean Winchester : ...Shut up and eat.
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Dean Winchester : You lied to me.
Dark Charlie : You lied to yourself. That's kind of your move.
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Dean Winchester : Listen, Dark Charlie-...
Dark Charlie : Oh, grow up. There's no right. There's no wrong. There's just us... And them.
