The Simpsons (TV Series)

The Princess Guide (2015)

Harry Shearer: Mr. Burns, Waylon Smithers, Lenny Leonard

Quotes 

• Mr. Burns : My last offer, twenty million goats.

  Nigerian king : Okay, but no dogs disguised as goats.

  Mr. Burns : Oh, great. Here comes the haggling.

• Nigerian king : Mr. Burns, I don't know what you have heard, but I do not eat monkey brains from a skull.

  Mr. Burns : Oh, this is for me.

• Mr. Burns : So my offer for one ton of your uranium, is a goat.

  Nigerian king : Will you stop offering me that? I come from a nation of ninety million people!

  Mr. Burns : Two goats.

  Nigerian king : I am beginning to get insulted.

  Mr. Burns : All right, let's cut to the chase. My board has given me permission to go up to... twelve goats.

  [King groans] 

• Lenny Leonard : What about the presentation? The eyes taste first. Then lips, then palate, then the body's harshest critic, the colon.