Bikini Mayhem (2015) User Reviews

Okay. Take your clothes off.

[nogodnomasters · 3/10 · 18 April 2018]

Bikini Mayhem is more bikini than mayhem. Ivy Winters (Cori Collins) aspires to be a top model, but all she can get are gigs that require her to take her clothes off, and one gig as a topless maid. The mayhem comes into the film during the last 15 minutes, apparently triggered by what happened to Cori and her friend at a party which was not shown and poorly developed. There are grainy scenes which resembles dreams and flashbacks, but again it wasn't developed. It was as if they were given a grindhouse lens and told to use it somehow.

The sound was uneven. Some scenes were missing sound. And what was with the naked granny? The film had potential, but clearly it was wasted. If your life goal is to see Cori Collin naked for much of an hour, this is your film.

No swearing that I recall. Nudity (Cori Collins, Katie O. Carol Hannan, April McCall, Nikki Kat, Dawn Nilson, Christy Chandler)

Not actually a bad movie, because not actually a movie.

[dbadrock · 1/10 · 31 July 2022]

Despite its claims, this isn't a movie. This is someone pointing a phone at some friends and pretending it's a movie. Then he, apparently, told some of his friends mums that they could be in the 'movie' if they took their clothes off.

The editing is perplexing with one scene having the same few seconds just repeated five or six times. Then the beach 'photo shoot' is three minutes of wave footage with what is apparently a camera shutter noise happening off screen.

There's an 'Industry Party' (modelling industry?) which is half a dozen drunks standing around a pool in a very cheap looking back yard.

There are no 'actors' in this, just people Eric Williford ("Writer" and "Director") happens to know. There's no proper sound recording, no editing, no lighting, cinematography or any other characteristic of an actual 'movie.'

I will say the bass line at the start wasn't too bad and Cori Collins (as main character Ivy Winters) isn't awful looking.

You'll be happier with yourself if you spend your time sticking bamboo under your fingernails rather than watching this festering pool of crap.

Incredibly bad

[grantss · 1/10 · 12 May 2021]

No matter how low you set your expectations, this will still be worse than that. I wasn't expecting Citizen Kane - this looked like something mindless yet fun, something to pass the time. It was certainly mindless, but that's all. There is absolutely nothing positive to say about the film.

Avoid.

There is bad, horrible, and them this...

[kingjoneva · 24 June 2018]

Just like there's supposed to be a lowest level in hell, this would qualify for the lowest level of awful.The acting was terrible, I could have shot better quality film on my iPhone, and the music was simply dreadful. I'm not going to bother with the plot, the so-called college students who wanted to be models looked like 40 year old housewives that left you begging for them to put their clothes back on. Often times a movie is so bad that someone will advise you to not waste time watching it, well I'm advising the opposite. This is so bad that much like a train wreck, I would like others to watch this in its entirety and suffer like I did...

And the winner is?? NOT this movie!

[darrenquick · 1/10 · 23 August 2021]

Well i'm not sure why this movie is in the horror genre? Is it because everything about it is horrible?? The acting, the plot, the camera work, the script, the horror scenes all just rubbish. I shouldn't have expected much with a title like bikini mayhem I guess, but this really is a shocker. Not a drop of blood was spilt until around the 58 minute mark and when there was, the picture went to a negative image (black and white). Before the "mayhem" There was nothing but bad acting and scene filling, including dancing in front of a mirror, a beach scene with the waves coming in and a camera clicking in the back ground that lasted for about a minute. This movie could be cut down to 15 or 20 minutes if cut out the rubbish. Oh and for you guys like me that wanted to see some skin, (because , lets face it, that's what the makers of this film are hoping for) its not that good either. Save yourself an hour and a bit and avoid this movie.

Avoid at All Costs

[arfdawg-1 · 1/10 · 1 February 2024]

A bunch of skanky dough-bodied lop-sided boob-jobbed, desperate, females lounge around posing in various stages of unattractive undress in this near zero plot movie shot in a voyeuristic sort of way.

If that's your deal maybe you'll like this movie, but there's better titillation on the internet. There's an even less attractive girl in a purple nighty who keeps getting the attention of the other girls, but doesnt want it.

She goes home to her dim apartment longing for a job as a model. But don't you need looks? She doesnt have any. Plus she can't even act and she doesn't shave her arms! They look like big foot's arms!

This movie is absolutely horrible and stupid. The only saving grace is that more than half the movie has no dialog.

Don't bother.

Unimpressed

[ozpete-22877 · 1/10 · 26 June 2021]

Not even the bare skin, and kinda bare chesticles can rescue this strange creation.

https://fb.watch/cq031FF4D4/ - OH YEAH...EVERY "PERFORMER" MURDERERED (WW TOO - NEGA BUFF)

[johntherevelator-70562 · 1/10 · 16 April 2022]

SPESHLEY DA NEW KIDS FROM THE BLOCK "DOH! - YOU GOT BOOBS!!!" (THE NAME IS SPREAD SMELL ME NOW...HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR HONEY BREAKFAST?

WOWSURS.... DOES "MATRIX KNOW?" NEO NEO HE DOES ASS ANT...HAD TO WORK THE PRESBY NATION CANINE STATIONS...YOU FITTIN TO WORK THIR OR WE NEED HENRY COCK?

"JAY REFERRED US AGAIN..." (HE HAS VOICE "MODDER" - LIKE Depeche Mode EVERY HUMAN BEING FILTER) - "ITS OUR NEIGHBORS, WE'RE BORED"

"ROMEO VOID" "IMAGINATION" (XYMOX) "WAS APPARENTLY - SPEAKERS IN WALLS AND RECRUIT DIGILINE WORK" MC ESTUPIDO CHERRELLE "WHAT? I DIDN'T MAKE IT PASS KINDERGARTEN AND GRADUATE HIGH-SCHOOL(?)....Y'KNO IT!

TOM CRUISE...ESSAY SAYS - "A-B-ME- 24-263 - "I DON'T REMEMBERTHE YO PHRASE - "C" 365 - GRADE "F" (I COPY EVERYONE'S WORK - JUST LIKE BIG LOSS FANG LEE...THAT'S WHAT "CARLO CONTRERAS" & "LOUIS RENDON" (VU NGUYEN) DO FOR W/ "BABEL" (GOOD CHOCOLATE BAR NEGATIT) (NEWSPAPER EMPLOYEES - SO? WHAT? BLACK MTAL SPERMICIDE..CMON!!! BEASTIE'D!!! YES..JUST LIKE GRANDMA BLACK HAVE IT.... (Y. NOT. IN. FILMS.) (YES FUHRER) (DA. DA DA DEAD) <OK. OK...HE "DID OR DID HE NOT" DIE. YES THERE'S A PROMINANT DAY LAST NAME...ARE YOU REMARKING HIS NIMAL.... OR HIS DEATH?

OOOOOOOOOOOO...............DAMN..! HOT HOHO.....I DUNNO..... ALRITE...I'LL FLY THE CHOPPER.....BU TPWMUS DI.... SUE ME AI SOO TOO BECUF U DON NO WE DA KINER TOOO......CPIERN NKIER?

GUD.... ITALY MADE CLOOYS TOYS ON BLUE BOX.....(SPINMASTERS, LIKE, THAT'S IT.... WHUT THE FUCK AND THE ASSASSINATED AND DEAD AND MURDERED KIDS BY "PARENTS"... - HOW ARE TOY STORES GOING TO SELL AND REMAIN IN BUSINESS? AND THE PEOPLE THAT WORKED SO DAMN FOCUSED ON CONSTRUCTING THEM?... SERIOUS SHIT, AND THEY WANT "NUMB BLACK SOCK" "ANYTHING CAR RELATED" "OR LOOK LIKE T. V. AS "JERUSALEM" "OR JEWISH GERMAN" HEAVEN" -FOR GOD DAMN SAKES....(THEY'RE JUDES, NOT JEWS... - "R" AP ATTACK - FROM WHORED "ME-TURD NATION NULL ("L. A"."O. C" "San Diego") - EAST COAST, ME-NATIONAL IS BOGGER AND SPREADING FAST - U. GUISE. FUKT. UP. BIIIGGG TIME....(YOU ALL DID) - "ASK THE L. A. MURDER FAILSAFE CLAN..." (THEY DON'T KNOW WHAT A CLAN IS YET...OR ROYAL...) - (BORE LOYAL) - "LABOR LOYAL" M'KAY? L. A. HARBOR (NO. NO. FIRST OF ALL, L. A. IS NOT San Diego.... - WHEN DID OCEANSIDE BECOME "San Diego?" (IT DID NUT...MURDERED SUBIDO CORRELATED TO ENTIRE FUTURE PLANMENT OF ACADEMIC AND INSTITUTIONALIZED ADVANCED EDUCATION, FROM PRE-K TO DEATH, "ORDER" / "DIEGO GUITERREZ"

Bikini boredom...

[paul_haakonsen · 1/10 · 18 December 2023]

It should come as no surprise that I hadn't ever heard about this 2015 horror movie titled "Bikini Mayhem", from writer and director Eric Williford, prior to stumbling upon it by random chance here in 2023. And with it being a movie that I had never seen or heard about, and with it being a horror movie with a campy title, of course I opted to sit down and give the movie a fair chance.

However, I have to admit that my expectations to the movie were slim to none, given the movie's title and the fact that there were no one the least bit famous mentioned on the movie's cover.

And the movie starts out with a nearly six minute long cringeworthy photo session of topless ladies, so that pretty much set the standards of what you were in for here. Now, of course that is a great thing if you are into that sort of entertainment in movies. I must admit that I am looking for something a bit more meaningful when I watch movies, so I didn't enjoy that intro in the movie.

With an entire cast ensemble of unfamiliar actresses and actors, it sounded up my alley, as I enjoy watching movies that stars unfamiliar talents. However, the acting performances in "Bikini Mayhem" were somewhat wooden and rigid at best, so yeah, it wasn't all that great.

There is a lot, and I do mean a lot, of pointless necessary filling footage throughout the course of the 78 minutes that the movie ran for. And taking away so much from the actual storytelling, by showing things not important to the storyline, made for a boring and pointless viewing experience.

"Bikini Mayhem" is an amateurish movie project, no doubt about it, probably filmed with a home digital video camera, because there was no proper editing, no proper production, no proper lighting, etc. And the best thing about this ordeal from writer and director Eric Williford, was actually the movie's cover.

My rating of "Bikini Mayhem" lands on a generous one out of ten stars.

Decent hodge-podge of late-night "thug-life" material

[JAY_ANTHONY_SUBIDO · 1/10 · 7 March 2021]

Nice cohesion with given material, some material familiar (90s), some others unknown, ok storyline with twists of perversion here and there....the full-on show presentations were rude awakenings, no doubt...some "viewers" took it as "opportunity", not much of a precaution. Happy to have at least "volunteered" some of my musical arrangements to this, hope it helps a bit, if not any :) Where's the girl on the bike scenes? Only kidding.

A Future Classic

[duckman-20063 · 6/10 · 18 February 2022]

I am in complete disbelief. For a low-budget film, it surprised me with its quality. It takes a real passion to release something this artistic to the public. There is definitely room for improvement, particularly with the plotline and editing. I'll keep an eye on this director and I suggest you do the same.

WOW...just wow

[imsharkbait · 6/10 · 4 September 2023]

I am not a filmmaker by any means, but what did I just watch?

This one looks like a revenge movie, but itz really not. It is very artistic but I understand why it was made. The explicit nudity was not needed. To me, this one could be labelled as amateur softcore pornograpghy.

This movie was NOT a revenge movie at all, it was more like a drug fuelled acid trip.

This one was enjoyable, it was a glimpse into the seedy underbelly of the modelling industry. What some models go through to try and make it big in the industry is rather sad, if not appalling.

Ultimately, Cori Collins did a wonderful job as an aspiring model, pretty much willing to do anything to make it big in the modelling industry. 6 out 10 from this horror nerd.