In all my years of watching movies, I have been disappointed. Never in all my time have I ever felt that I found a movie worth even a second of my attention, much less my money. Well today I found a movie, nay a masterpiece on YouTube worth every single microsecond that I devoted to it. This masterpiece has revitalized my faith in art and even my faith in God, this will forever be the greatest thing ever made.
This doesn't just set an impossible bar for infomercials, but for everything made before and since in every medium. Even water is not as vital as this godsend of a commercial. If I ever have kids, they will not be asking Santa mere toys for Christmas, they will be begging me to put this on, and on I shall put it. This should be shown to every person on earth and translated to every language, even the dead ones. No one person should go without seeing this, and if they do I will make it my personal duty to make sure they do not miss out on perfection.
This doesn't just set an impossible bar for infomercials, but for everything made before and since in every medium. Even water is not as vital as this godsend of a commercial. If I ever have kids, they will not be asking Santa mere toys for Christmas, they will be begging me to put this on, and on I shall put it. This should be shown to every person on earth and translated to every language, even the dead ones. No one person should go without seeing this, and if they do I will make it my personal duty to make sure they do not miss out on perfection.
