Happy! (TV Series)

I Am the Future (2018)

Christopher Meloni: Nick Sax

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• Hailey Hansen : Santa's coming! Santa's coming!

  Nick Sax : I don't wanna ruin Christmas for you, but there comes a time when every kid has to face the truth...

  [aiming his gun as Very Bad Santa approaches] 

  Nick Sax : There ain't no fucking Santa Claus.

• Nick Sax : [breaking into the Gimbel Brothers department store]  And here we are yet again.

  Happy : Come on, Nick. This way.

  Nick Sax : I want to remind you, we're here on the word of a sock puppet. I mean... this whole thing just seems a little sketchy to me. What I'm saying is, this, uh... so-called intel source of yours, you sure he's on the level and not just blowing powdered sugar up your ass?

• Nick Sax : So you're telling me that this door leads to a dark, subterranean lair right underneath Gimbel Brothers where Shitty-Pants Santa, whose neck I'm gonna break when I find that son of a bitch, took my kid? And I am fully aware that I am talking to a unicorn, but I gotta tell you, even my credulity has its limits.

• Nick Sax : [freeing himself from a bear trap]  Oh... I just keep discovering bold new frontiers of suck.

• Det. Meredith McCarthy : Thought I finally got rid of you. Anyway... you know, if I were you, I would take advantage of my new reputation. Lay low for a while. Hear California's nice.

  Nick Sax : California? It's not my kind of dirty. Besides, I hate avocadoes.

• Det. Meredith McCarthy : Where you going?

  Nick Sax : Eh, I got a date.

  Det. Meredith McCarthy : Oh...

  Nick Sax : Gonna... I don't know, go out to Coney Island, grab some ice cream.

  Det. Meredith McCarthy : It's winter.

  Nick Sax : Yeah, I'm new to this. What do I know?

  Det. Meredith McCarthy : All right, well, if that's the case, you might wanna slap a little aftershave on. You smell like you murdered a hooker.

  Nick Sax : [smelling his fingers]  That obvious?

• Nick Sax : Come on, Sax, you got this. It's a movie. You just... sit down and... and... you don't even have to talk.

  Happy : Oh, boy, this is worse than I thought.

  Nick Sax : [jumping back in surprise]  What the hell?

  Happy : Talking to yourself, buddy? People are gonna think you're shit-house cray cray.

  Nick Sax : Why are you here?

  Happy : Nick, I can't abandon you in your darkest hour. What kind of partner is that?

• Det. Meredith McCarthy : How's your kid holding up?

  Nick Sax : She'll be all right. She's tough. Like her mom. You know, this world may not be all glitter and tinsel, but there are few people in it that make it work. You're one of 'em. You know what you did, right? You gave me my daughter, Mer. You're my hero.

  Det. Meredith McCarthy : You don't get to take that one back.

  Nick Sax : I don't want it back.

  Det. Meredith McCarthy : Good. 'Cause I'm keeping it.

  Nick Sax : All right, keep it.

  Det. Meredith McCarthy : I will.

• Very Bad Santa : I'm the spirit of Christmas. I've walked these rooftops for a long time. The only thing that can hurt me is magic.

  Nick Sax : Hocus pocus, motherfucker.