Superstore (TV Series)

Local Vendors Day (2018)

Ben Feldman: Jonah

Quotes 

• Glenn : Today is local vendors day. This is Cloud 9's way of supporting the local small business owners we're constantly putting out of business. And this year, we have a very special vendor. Just look at these beautiful needlepoints. This is certainly an exciting product.

  Dina : Glenn, we all know that's your wife.

  Glenn : No, no, it isn't. She is just a talented craftswoman who is gracing us with her presence.

  Jerusha : Thank you, kind sir. I appreciate the opportunity with to sell my crafts in your lovely store.

  Glenn : Well, the pleasure is all ours. It's just so exciting to have such a beautiful stranger at our vendor fair.

  Jonah : What's happening?

  Amy : I think it's foreplay.

  Garrett : Glenn, are you gonna tell your wife that you're flirting with one of the vendors?

  Glenn : Oh, I don't think she'll mind.

  Garrett : Oh, so you guys have an open marriage.

  Glenn : What's that?

  Amy : It means you're allowed to have sex with people who aren't your spouse.

  Jerusha : It's like the Walkers.

  Glenn : Oh. Oh, oh, God, no!

  Cheyenne : Then why are you trying to get at the vendor lady?

  Mateo : Are you cheating on Jerusha?

  Dina : You know what? I'm gonna call her.

  Glenn : No, don't call her.

  Amy : She deserves to know.

  Glenn : [Dina makes the call. Jerusha's phone rings]  Don't answer that!