"Upstart Crow" A Crow Christmas Carol (TV Episode 2018) - David Mitchell as Will

Will : All writers are bitter, Judy, we do ninety per cent of the work, and then the actors get given the best tables in restaurants. It's just not bloomin' fair!
John : Do you think, son, as a favour to us all, you might give up your linguistical poncing toggling for Christmas?

Will : Never, Father, for, as I think you know, linguistical poncing toggling is what I do.
Kate : [Referring to Robert Greene] Many a time, and oft, have we heard his claims to piety and a Christian conscience, and I am here to tell you that it is all utter... utter... well... if I am to say what his claims to piety are, then in order to spare my maidenly blushes I must needs do as you do, Mr Shakespeare, and resort to linguistical poncentoggling.

Colin : Oh God. Really, must ye?

Bottom : This could take a while. I'll get more ale.

Will : [Clears his throat and stands up] Intrigued am I, Kate. If what you wish to say of Greene's claims to piety be indeed too coarse a thought for a delicate maid to utter, then by all means must you resort to linguistical poncentoggling!

Kate : Right. In that case, his claims to piety are 'what a bull leaves behind him, hot and steaming in a field, but which be not a deeply satisfied cow'.

[pause]

Will : K... kind of feel in this case, th-the linguistical poncentoggling m-might actually feel a bit ruder than the phrase you're trying to toggle your way out of. Y-you mean he's talking bullsh...?

Kate : Yes!

David Mitchell: Will