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1/10
Even the title isn't very well thought out....
5 February 2006
Okay, how about that one Sunday in April of '03? This is an "Emperor's New Clothes," type of movie. It has enough hard hitting sequences and tough gritty dialog that sometimes it's hard for people to look past the supposed "coolness," and say---"ummm it's just not a very good film." All style (and pretty phony style at that) and no substance. I like the scene where Pacino almost buys the zillion dollar hooker, though. Let's face it. There has simply NEVER been a realistic or good film about football. The best story ever was North Dallas Forty (terrible football sequences) and the most realistic looking football movie--practices and game situations was probably Rudy (annoying little guy who you almost had to root against). But this one is like an episode of Dallas on steroids. Oliver Stone is really in over his head sometimes and this is one of those times.
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Ice Princess (2005)
3/10
For better story and acting--try Ice "Castles". This one's weak.
4 February 2006
It has a lot of Disney warmth and good performances (albeit, bad writing,) from Joan and Kim. The younger performers are all of the Gilmore Girls variety, unable to hold a shot or a scene for more than a couple of seconds. Holly Lynn Johnson, in Ice Castles, is about twenty times more interesting than any of the people in this film and Ice Castles captures the beauty of the sport much better than this. I do think that this film contained some wonderful messages about passion and forgiveness, but the writing and the acting seemed to be struggling to rise above Lifetime movie status. So, not bad for Jr. High School girl entertainment, but even then, you could do better with Ice Castles.
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1/10
Think Gilmore Girls with Matted Gore.
12 October 2005
One of the silliest, most amateurish films I've seen in years. I don't hate violence, I don't hate sex, I don't hate bad martial arts---but I (and apparently everyone in the movie theatre I went to,) hated this film. The acting in this film is atrocious. If you thought that no one could make top notch actors like Maria Bello and Ed Harris look bad, think again. And William Hurt is even sillier than he was in The Village. The audience I view this film with was laughing out loud at moments that certainly were not meant to draw laughs. Believe me, I am not a highbrow or a film snob. I loved Naked Lunch and I think this guy had an interesting premise here. But Hooooo boy! Stinker. Whoever did the sound track (monotonous) ought to have his Casio shoved up his butt.
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10/10
The part that makes cons squirm....
27 July 2005
is when he asks the senator if he would be willing to pass along some pamphlets concerning serving in the military to his daughter. The look on that "public officials," face captured all of the hypocrisy that this nation is quickly becoming famous for. Any conservative who never served himself and would never be willing to let a child of theirs serve, but has NO problem letting YOUR child serve would have to feel just a tiny bit de-nutted watching that scene unless they have absolutely moral character at all. Mike, you hit a home run in that scene and it's part of what made this movie an instant classic. I am a teacher and I solemnly promise that I will be showing this film to my students for years and reminding them of this arrogant administration and of how fearful and stupid we were as a nation. As a man who served in the United States Marines, my championing of this film is my personal kick in the balls to all cons who would sacrifice your child but never themselves or theirs. Right on, Mike.
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7/10
Not Errol Morris good, but pretty darned good.
16 July 2005
Unlike a lot of people who reviewed this film and seem to think it's a crime to look at the lives of people who aren't doing all that well, I enjoyed Mule Skinner Blues and enjoyed these people. True, Beanie was a little annoying and his story got old quickly, but there are some no BS moments where we really get a contrast from the times that he is overly, "on." His description of falling into the depths of alcoholism is enough to scare you sober. Steve and Miss Jeannie are truly interesting characters and I loved "DUI Blues." I think that a bit more time could have been spent on exploring their artistry and a little bit less should have been spent on the making and premiere of Turnabout is Fairplay (sic).
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4/10
Visually stunning, but....
23 May 2005
The personalities involved are sad and rather boring people. Only Jay struck me as genuine. Plus, the way these guys talk about themselves?...Okay, you were really talented skateboarders...I don't think you truly inspired fear and awe in the eyes of all who came into contact with you. On the toughness scale, skateboarders probably rank a half a notch below Mormon Missionaries and one notch above wiffle ball junkies. I stayed fairly interested in this film because I am from this area and I thought it was kind of cool to see the history of my neighborhood. But I have to say, in all the time that I've lived here I've never heard anyone speak in reverent tones about our communities glorious Dogtown past. I've never even heard anyone refer to it as Dogtown. I've never heard the Z boys even mentioned. I tend to think this movie is attempting to create a mystique and a narrative that never truly existed to any real extent.
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In & Out (1997)
This bites. (And I like gay people.)
20 January 2003
If this movie doesn't prove to everyone once and for all that Paul

Rudnick is a guy who writes comedies for dumb people, I don't

know what will. Try reading I Hate Hamlet. If you think In and Out is full of stupid

set ups and many lines that no human beings have actually ever

said before--you will be amazed at Rudnick's inability to sustain

two minutes of reality in that play. I know it's a farce, but episodes

of Gilligans Island have much more believable premises. They're

funnier too. I applaud Rudnick for bringing gay issues into the public eye, but I

don't think he has the talent to take on such a chore. He kind of

strikes me as one of those weird little gay guys who used to write

the scripts for the skits in the pep rallies for all of us dumb straight

people.
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Panic Room (2002)
2/10
Just plain bad.
10 November 2002
I actually felt bad for the actors in this movie. Except for the dread

lock guy. His acting was even worse than the script itself, if that's

possible. I wonder if he could have done the "I'm really fed up with

this," hand gestures a few more times. The scene at the door with the cops has to be one of the most

idiotic exchanges I've ever seen on film. The child attacking the

killer with two syringes wasn't all that thrilling, but watching him

cold cock her into the fireplace almost made up for it and I

generally like kids a lot. I gave this a 2 and that was really more for the cleavage shots of

Jodie Foster than anything else.
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Too subtle for the average viewer...
7 October 2002
But if you're smart and sensitive like I am you will love this film. Might be William Hurt's most simple, but complete acting job ever. Geena Davis (and maybe Hurt also,) are just a tiny bit too attractive in this film, but they are both such good actors that they pull you into their pain, hope and need for human contact and win in the end. Bill Pullman plays a deeper and richer character than any I've personally ever seen him play since. Macon's family is real (I don't care what Joe Average Typical American Family says,) and endearing. Edward is the best movie dog ever.
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4/10
Oh, we were amazing....
6 October 2002
I live in Santa Monica and found the history lesson and nostolgia

worth watching, but the self congradulatory nature of this film had

me rolling my eyeballs about every ten seconds. Okay, you were different and really good at skateboarding. But

lines like, "we did a thousand things with a structure that the

architect never dreamed of." (Maybe 20 things...) And "It was like

Muhammad Ali knocking down Joe Frazier," got a little tough to

handle after the first half hour. I think that, if about half to three quarters of the interview footage of

the Zephyr team telling us what bad asses they were and what

"rock stars," they became could have been taken out, I would have

appreciated their talents even more. I guess I'm just one of those

who thinks that it should be the audience member who gets to see

what the people accomplish and then sit back and make their own

judgements about whether or not the subjects are worthy of that

kind of praise. One thing I really liked about "The Last Waltz," was that everyone

who watches it gets to make up their own mind about what kind of

musical influences the members were. I think it's kind of ironic that the subjects of this film talk about ego

getting in the way of the artistic nature of the sport, but they haven't

seemed to learn anything from it as they sort of ruin this film with

their grown up ego.
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Waking Life (2001)
8/10
Pretty pictures and ideas worth listening to.
27 May 2002
Whenever anyone gets offended by a film like this--calls it

preachy--says the philosophy is shallow--whatever, I always find

that they seem to follow it up by trying to convince you that they are

even deeper thinkers and smarter than the director because

"they've heard this before." Wow. The most sadly ironic thing about

studying the human condition is that many times, when we've

reached that high plane of enlightenment, everything we've learned

leads us to nothing better than wanting to show others that we are

smarter than they are and sniff at other peoples attempts to make

some sense of things.

I didn't really have any preconceived notions coming in and I

watched it in sort of the same way I watched My Dinner With Andre.

Not thinking the director was trying to tell his audience the way

things really are, but simply tossing a few ideas around in a

technically interesting way. I found my time well spent and I think

this is certainly a beautiful little film. I was always taught that the

first step to enlightenment was to admit I don't know jack&^%&

about anything. So, I don't find it preachy and I have no problem

listening to a few different ideas about life and dream life. And

anytime someone wants to discuss human connection in a film of

all things, I'm willing to listen.
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9/10
This film makes people who need plot--really angry....
27 May 2002
and they start throwing around phrases like "pretentious crap." and "Jackson Pollock bulls&^%" and accuse David Lynch of being the Emperor walking down the street with no clothes on. All I know is that I love a movie that is crafted in the "well made play" mode and has easy to follow plot lines.----Sometimes. But not all the time. And thank God there are brave directors like David Lynch--Robert Altman and a few others who know that there are many ways to tell a story and to tell it well. This is a beautiful, scary, frustrating, funny and sexy movie. I think I understand it, but who cares anyway? I kept me totally involved for two and a half hours and I kept praying for it not to end before I could decipher a little more. I give it a 9. Probably my favorite David Lynch film. I can't wait to watch it again.
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Decent
5 April 2002
This wasn't a total waste of time. I got through the whole thing, but

mostly because I think Renee Zellweger is quirky and sometimes

touching as an actress. And I think some of her scenes with Hugh

Grant were sort of funny. The light tone kept me from wanting to

gag as I did the night before when I tried to watch Crazy Beautiful.

At least this movie doesn't try to take itself too seriously. I can't, however--understand how Jim Broadbent won an Oscar for

his role--unless I'm remembering wrong and he won for Moulin

Rouge--He has been twenty times better than this in movies like

Life is Sweet. He can do stuff like this in his sleep and it's just not

much of a role.
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Manipulates people well.
16 March 2002
This is presented as "cutting edge," and it has some nice acting

moments, but at it's base it is a pretty boring flick about things that

don't really happen in real life except in Jr. High school. And then

it's usually girls doing the mean things to other girls. Yes, boys

sometimes rate girls on who has the biggest boobs. And yes,

there are men out there who truly hate women (probably about

seven or eight less than the number of women who truly hate

men,) but the simple fact is that guys like the ones portrayed in

this movie just really aren't out there any more than a rich man like

Mr. Burns who wants to make a coat out of puppies is. I was in the

Marines and I've worked in academia and athletics and have seen

the biggest variety of guys anyone could come into contact with.

And never in my life have I heard any conversations between guys,

that sounded anything like the dialogue of this film in its "plotting,"

moments. To me this is manipulation at it's very best---using the

most base, nasty fantasies and then presenting it as sort of

"artsy," (when it's really not...the dialogue is like something out of

90210)--and hoping that geeks who don't actually know any better

will call it real life.
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Amélie (2001)
9/10
Here's a twin bill...
22 January 2002
I snuck into it after watching Monsters Ball. Both terrific movies but

the strangest double bill since I saw Ordinary People and The

Elephant Man. Well, the evening cost me twenty bucks so I

deserved a freebie. I am as enchanted with Audrey Tatou as I was with Audrey

Hepburn in Roman Holiday. You can take all the --Angela Jolie's

and Pamela Andersons you can find--line them up naked onscreen and I would trade 'em all for a smile from this young

actress any day (not to mention that she could act the thongs off of

any of them.) What a wonderful film. I haven't heard people laughing in a theatre

like that in a long, long time. And not a cum in the hair, or dog poop

joke in the entire film. Take a hint Hollyweird.
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10/10
Not just the best rok dok....
7 January 2002
This might be one of the best uses of film I've ever seen. I've

shown it to dozens of friends and their comment is always

something like....."no,..... you didn't oversell it." If you want to know

more about the roots of rock and roll in North America you have to

see this movie. The Band could do it all and they do so in this film.

They back up some of the greatest musicians of all time and it's

seamless. Their own songs are perfection. Richard Manuel, Garth

Hudson, Robbie Robertson, Levon Helm and Rick Danko are

Canadian (and American) treasures and you will find yourself

drawn to their music once it gets into your system. If I ever had the

pleasure of meeting Martin Scorcese, the first thing I would say to

him is, thank you for this masterpiece.
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Lantana (2001)
6/10
Well worth seeing. Not brilliant.
21 December 2001
Warning: Spoilers
*Possible spoiler* This film almost lost me when Pete walked in the bar where Leo

was having a drink. I just feel like we are being asked to accept too

much coincidence in a movie which takes itself very seriously. I'm glad I didn't walk out, though. This film is worth seeing for the

second hour acting alone. Rush is a flat out wonderful actor and

Anthony LaPaglia does a great job centering the ensemble. I have to say that, although I found all of the women in this

ensemble to be talented and perfectly fine in their roles, I had a bit

of trouble with Barbara Hershey and though it's sad to say, I think

the problem is that she is tough to look at these days. It seems

like she is suffering from 1980's plastic surgery that is looking

rather weird now, in a Loni Anderson sort of way and that is sad,

because I think she is a brilliant actor. The part where Leo's wife

(who looks like a middle age woman ought to look and is strikingly

beautiful on screen,) says, "I like the wrinkles around my eyes,"

was almost embarassingly odd. Unless she was made up to look

like that, but I don't think that's the case. The movie ends in an interesting twist and I thought that the

characters were put through the wringer and came out the other

side with more of an ability to feel. It's a good story that takes a little while to develop. But you would

be well advised to stick with it. There is a lot to like in this movie.
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9/10
Not for emotional lightweights----
15 December 2001
---or those with TV bred attention spans. A superior film. Mr. Fields gets great performances out of

Wilkinson and Spacek (an actress who has earned and should be

getting roles like this every 6 months.) Marisa Tomei turns in the

best performance of her career. All three should receive Oscar

nominations if the academy is inclined to show any heart and

class this year. If you need constant, fast paced movement from conflict to conflict

to end, you might be better served taking your child to see Harry

Potter. But if you can handle intelligent drama with underlying

sadness and real human emotions that would rival Ibsen's

Ghosts, go and see this one. You will never see violence handled so expertly and in such a

brave fashion. But, because it is well crafted, the violence in this

movie is sad, haunting and unforgettable.
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10/10
Errol Morris is an Amerian Treasure
16 September 2001
This movie is almost too good. I am amazed at Morris' ability to

capture the perfect interview moments and piece little statements

together in a way that pushes the story along. And what a story. One character refers to Dallas County as "Hell

on Earth," and it's apparent that Mr. Adams drove into hell looking

for a job and came face to face with the devil in all his disguises. To anyone who has ever thought that documentaries were boring

and hard to follow, I reccomend this film. There is more of a story

here than in Gone With the Wind. PS. The ending is so good it will give you nightmares.
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Chopper (2000)
8/10
Too Good for Hollywood
22 April 2001
I won't go into a detailed explanation of the movie or wonder why

Mark Reads reasons for what he did weren't better explained (why

do so many people seem to feel uncomfortable when the reasons

for a persons complex nature aren't spelled out by the screen

writer?) I would just like to say that this is a very good film that is probably

too good for the Hollywood mainstream audience. I saw it last

night at the beautiful Aero in Santa Monica and there were only

about fifteen people in the audience on a Saturday night. If this

movie would have been made in LA you can be sure that all of the

reasons for Marks behavior would have been bundled up in a nice

neat package and the story would have been about a troubled

rogue cop (played by Tom Cruise,) who caught him and brought

him to justice. The story was handled beautifully and the ensemble acting was

wonderful. Everyone who had a hand in the making of this film

should be very proud. But most of the credit for this films success

should be given to Mr. Bana. This has to be one of the most

dimensional acting jobs I've seen in a long time. Compare his

post ear cutting off behavior to his first entering the night club

behavior. Bana is like Jack Nicholson at his best. By that I mean

he could have his back to the camera and you'd still know what he

is thinking. A total physical/behavioral performance. And one that I'm sure will barely make a ripple in Hollywood.
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1/10
This was on the Sundance Channel?
20 March 2001
I have to agree with the other post. This is a truly awful movie. Where did they get that girlfriend? The guy who played the lead is a nice looking man who spars in a realistic way, but he couldn't act his way out of a paper bag if you gave him a torch. Sundance actually had the man who wrote this in an interview discussing his "craft." Don't get me wrong. Anyone who can scrape the money together and get a film made deserves some credit for determination, but this poorly written-terribly acted mess should not be put in a place where anyone might possibly mistake it for independent film making.
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Life Is Sweet (1990)
10/10
Beautiful
20 March 2001
I'm starting to think that Mike Leigh could make a story about

boring people (like me) posting reviews online and make it and

them interesting. I don't think I'm being overly sentimental when I

say that, sometimes we need films that show us that, on the

whole, people are good and trying to do the best they can in a

difficult world. I don't see many directors who are willing to show

us flawed characters who fight through difficulties with heart and

humor and work things out without the aid of some ridiculous

device. Leigh is brave enough, creative enough and has enough

respect for his audience to show us, in Life is Sweet, that

sometimes caring and patience with those we love is our only

chance and what we are generally stuck with anyway.
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Traffic (2000)
4/10
I liked one of the movies.
28 January 2001
That is, the one that took place in Mexico. Who was the actor who

played General Salazar! That was one of the most physical and

strange performances I've ever seen. Del Toro and the actor who

played Manolo were wonderful as cop buddies. The Mexican movie was fast paced, never tried to grab at

sentimentality and forced one to keep up with the story and stay

alert. It worked for me and I saw real craftsmanship all the way

through. The San Diego movie lacked a sense of place, a sense of

urgency and a strong enough actress to make the story believable.

I thought that Catherine Zeta Jones was way out of her league

here. Of course, she didn't have much help. The writing in the San

Diego movie was ridiculous and the only ones who seemed to be

able to make it work were the cops with witness (Don Cheadle

was very good,) but even that element wasn't all it could have

been. Dennis Quaid was out and out awful in this film. The closing

scene where Cheadle kind of gets his revenge goes absolutely

nowhere and I have no idea why it was left in the movie except to

maybe let us know that Cheadles character was still trying. But

that's another thing. It takes Soderberg about two hours to define

Cheadles character when he has the witness guy go into a mono

about what motivates Cheadles character. I spent the previous two

hours wondering if these guys were good cops, buffoons, cared

about each other or themselves. The Cinncinatti/Washington movie was almost as bad, but it was

saved by some interesting filmaking. The characters were weak

and the situations they were placed in were almost silly. The drug

czar of the United States busts into a private school and drags a

student off by the collar. A drug dealer holds a gun to the head of

the Drug Czar of the United States and teaches him a little lesson

about who really has the power here. Okay. I think this is the major problem with this movie. Undefined

characters who move through the movie and are well photographed and are appealing, but one is never moved by them. I didn't feel for Catherine Zeta Jones when her son was

threatened. My heart didn't ache for Michael Douglas when he

found his daughter doing drugs in the bathroom. I didn't feel his

anger and frustration when he said, "I can't do this..." at the press

conference. Even in the Mexican movie, I felt little for Manolo's bride

as she worried about her missing husband, or her pain when he

died. The only actor who really drew any emotion out of me as a

viewer was Toro, who I felt was given a chance shine. But let's face

it, he didn't have to say too many of these lines. Other than that, the

only one I felt for was the kid who played the boyfriend of Michael

Douglas' daughter. I wanted to strangle him. But that might have

more to do with the fact that I really hate him on that Fox show. All in all, a very ambitious attempt and some beautiful filmaking,

but there is no substitute for a strong, believable storyline and

lines that a decent actor can be expected to be able to deliver. And

don't have the drug czar of the United States turn into a vigilante.

That is just plain stupid.
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Magnolia (1999)
8/10
Brings out the best in the viewer.
30 December 2000
I read these comments quite often and I have to say that the PT

Anderson film Magnolia must have something going for it, if

judged only by the many insightful comments I've seen (positive

and negative.) With the exception of the guy who botches up what

Stanislavski was trying to tell actors, I read very few comments that

weren't heart felt and passionate. And I think the director would

probably be pretty satisfied with that. I found this movie and it's characters aggravating and repetitive at

times and I did feel as if I was being banged over the head with a

not too subtle message. There were times I wanted to beg the

actors to just get on with it and quit wallowing in emotion. Even in

the rather animated moments of the Tom Cruise character's

seminars, I felt a little like, "Okay, we believe that you're a pretty vile

guy, now tell us something we don't know." But this movie keeps coming at you. And I think that might be the point. If you hear a line like, "We might

be through with the past, but the past isn't through with us," one

time, you might think, "hmmm, nice little line." When you hear it

three times and you are given three hours and countless, well

written examples of how that plays out, you are literally forced to

think about what it means in your life. Seeing every character

mouth the words "it's not gonna change, until you wise up," is like

having the director refuse to let you off the hook until you at least

consider the idea. In some ways, I think this is one of the bravest attempts I've ever

seen at asking an audience just what the hell we are doing with

our lives and also letting us know that there might be hope. Some

may take that as sitting in moral judgment of society, but I for one

appreciate the guy for having the balls to give it a go.
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10/10
A Dream!
27 December 2000
First off, I've only sat through about 10 martial arts films in my life. I

absolutely cannot stand them. When people talk about them, I find

myself wanting to burst their balloons and say something like,

"Yeah, they remind me a lot of pro wrestling." But if you feel the way that I do about martial arts movies---and

allow that to keep you from seeing this movie, you are really losing

out. I loved everything about this movie and I found nothing to

quibble about. -Dimensional, well crafted characters portrayed by "real" actors

who could mop the floor with most of Hollywood's acting talent and

I'm talking about their acting ability, not flying spin kicks.

-The effects were perfectly balanced with character and place and

the story never took a back seat to the wire dancing stuff. -The little actress who played Jen has more acting talent in her left

foot than the combined casts of Charlies Angels, Dude, Where's

My Car and Vertical Limit. Wait and see, some brilliant Hollywood

director will bring her to LA and cast her as the love interest in

MASH 2--- Go see this. Take kids. Take your parents. It proves once again,

what the best filmakers and playwrights have been trying to tell us

forever. It's all about story.
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