UnparalleledCliche Reviews

Monkey Man (2024)

Nothing original just an empty junk excuse of a movie

[1/10 · 28 April 2024]

Seen this kind of plot a gazillion times before, there is nothing new, nothing exciting or compelling.

From the first moment I saw each one of the central characters I knew how it will end... who dies and who lives. Completely predictable, no twists, I actually wished that the protagonist would fail his goal even though I knew how it will end... that's how annoying this movie is.

Basically when they were fighting I had to press fast forward and when they were talking it was just a snooze fest.

Also, visually it's just ugly and outdated, no wonder that some scenes were filmed with a phone... come on really?!

Moonrise Kingdom (2012)

A childish, boring, homemade looking, nonsense piece of trash!

[1/10 · 17 November 2014]

Moonrise Kingdom has a nice IMDb rating and the cast has some great actors, so I would expect the movie to be at list watchable, but… I couldn't be more wrong. The movie is extremely boring, homemade looking and has a childish nonsense story line... and did I already said BROING has hell?

I don't understand how an actor like Edward Norton could accept to participate in such amateur crap movie like this. Also amazes me how some people were able to watch the movie till the end without feel a sleep. And even odder is that some people given it the maximum rating (I hope they miss click or they were high).

If you like boring, childish, amateur looking movies, this is your movie, otherwise please avoid.

Godzilla (2014)

The story line is slow and boring, plus there are so many fail special effects.

[1/10 · 1 September 2014]

This movie was a huge fail and very disappointing.

The story line is slow and boring. I felt like, I wish I could fast- forward must the talking parts, and even the action parts, because it was all so predictable and pointless.

Like this wasn't enough, there are so many ridiculous special effects, for instance, the monster sizes isn't always the same, sometimes the monster is so big that just by moving around causes a tsunami, other times the monster fall down in the water and nothing shakes, and so forth.

I would rate it "zero of 10" if it was possible.