Nazz86 Reviews

San Andreas (2015)

I wasn't hoping for much...

[4/10 · 12 January 2024]

These movies are all a cliche, the same thing, over and over. The protagonist and his loved ones dodge death 5000 times in a matter of hours, rescuing and saving more of their loved ones, while millions of other nonames die horrible dramatic deaths around them. The CGI was ok, but everything else was awful. Basically just women in low cut shorts bouncing around during a disaster. The Rock flies around ignoring millions of people suffering and dying, to get to his wife and daughter, while serving in a public servant role... Please, stop making movies like this, it's an actual embarrassment to the film industry. The Charlton Heston original earthquake movie blows this movie out of the water, without any CGI, and 50 year old technology.

Halloween Ends (2022)

Absolutely horrendously terrible trash

[3/10 · 15 October 2022]

This is one of the worst movies ive ever seen, the plot is ridiculous and reminds me of halloween 3 season of the witch. The story is so ridiculous from the beginning to the end, makes no sense, the entire plot is totally senseless, boring, idiotic, and i'm pretty sure a 12 year old could do better.

I don't know what anyone was thinking publishing this the way it is. It literally could not be worse. There is not one redeeming quality of this entire movie. Every single scene is poorly done. The acting is subpar, the sets are also poorly done and seem like they were rushed, which doesn't surprise me considering how quickly they pump these movies out. The script is also just bad.

Its beyond ridiculous and has a lot of cringy aspects as well. I'm glad this is the last movie of the three, they have just gotten worse over time, not that the first one was good. It was bad, but this movie is REALLY bad.

It has to be embarassing to everyone involved in the making of this film. I wouldn't be surprised if the horrible reviews of this movie ends careers, then again who knows. This movie will be forgotten very fast.

Dunkirk (2017)

Boring, no character development, didn't even know any of their names or who they were

[5/10 · 30 November 2021]

Very little action, very little character development, boring plot.

Overrated.

And people say this movie is better than saving private ryan... you must be out of your mind.

Every acting performance combined in this movie is worse than supporting actors in saving private ryan, nevermind the juggernaut performances by tom hanks/tom sizemore/edward burns.

Halloween Kills (2021)

Horrendous plot/writing/script

[5/10 · 26 October 2021]

Anyone involved with the story/plot of this movie should never work in film again and I honestly have no idea how this movie was ever released as is.

Zero creativity, absolutely cringe-worthy story/script and acting as well, brainless people being slaughtered by michael basically the entire length of the movie.

Half the things the actors say in this movie are beyond ridiculous and it honestly feels like a 15 year old wrote this script.

Terrible... i also love how half the cast is minority and there has to be a gay couple, you know, for PC purposes.

The only thing good about this movie was the cinematography and audio.

The original 1978 film is still light years away the best one out of every "Halloween" movie ever made... I know probably forever these movies will be re-made, and I will say this isn't the worst one (Rob zombie versions were awful), but this isn't a good standard and hopefully there are no more for at least a while, although a third movie in this poor "trilogy" is coming.

The 2018 movie was better than this, but still wasn't good. I gave that a 6 although it should be a 5, this film 5, and that's being generous.

Skyscraper (2018)

No... just... No.

[3/10 · 30 May 2021]

Ridiculously over the top.

If you are an idiot and/or 12 years old, you may like this.

This is basically the video game World of tanks, but as a movie.

Coming 2 America (2021)

absolutely horrible riding on the coat-tails of the past

[1/10 · 6 March 2021]

So bad, literally never laughed once.

trying way too hard to be a "black" movie, jsut not funny, horrible plot.

theres a reason half the main characters in this movie have dead careers, and this was an attempt to resurrect them.

leave them dead.

Wildlike (2014)

just weird

[5/10 · 8 February 2021]

I dont even know, the main character just seems braindead and ultra unrealistic, but the film tries hard to be realistic?

nothing about this movie makes any sense and 90% of the scenes are just filler and confusing.

Missing 411 (2016)

Ridiculous

[3/10 · 27 July 2020]

Do people really think it's that amazing that someone goes missing in the woods?

So you're 80 + years old and you go into the woods, and never come out, and it's supposed to be some supernatural event because nobody ever found a trace of you? Lol

"Oh I was there and I heard a very odd noise in the woods shortly before the disappearance" - this is beyond ridiculous, go outside for a bit, you'll hear a lot of odd noises, things you've never heard before.

"Oh he went missing but he had a gun and other weapons and they were never recovered" yeah no kidding because the guy is dead somewhere and he still has things with him, there's no foul play.

A canine or human search even if it's 1000 people has a very low probability of finding anything in these large search areas.

Kiss the Girls (1997)

Beyond ridiculous

[2/10 · 8 April 2020]

1. Fish tank right at the bottom of a staircase 2. Local police flying across the country for a case. 3. Magically two very "inconspicious" cars follow a murderer for hours, to a cabin in the middle of no where, then somehow they follow him again to a nightclub, and then back to the same cabin after he has picked up a girl from said nightclub, yet the murderer has no idea he is being followed. 4. Instead of confronting him in the nightclub where he could be easily restrained, they wait and follow him back to a cabin in the middle of no where, with a potential hotsage in the cabin with him, and approach in darkness with guns, leading to a shootout/dramatic getaway. 5. Ashley Judd's character is found in a river after she escapes that is within a few miles of a gigantic former plantation which is the killer's hideout, yet nobody can find it until the main characters find it at the end of the movie.

I could go on, but I won't, because it's not worth it.

Hot garbage, maybe you'll find this movie interesting if you have dain bramage or are 10 years old.

Terminator: Dark Fate (2019)

Lot of action/special effects but terrible writing and sub-par acting

[5/10 · 24 March 2020]

Pretty sad tbh, the "Grace" character and everyting about her is awful, the antagonist terminator is well created and acted, but the plot is just bad and way over-the-top, basically terminator 3 re-created.

We Die Young (2019)

Quite surprising how decent this was

[6/10 · 27 September 2019]

The guy who plays the main gangster does an amazing job, the movie overall isn't bad, the end is pretty meh and a lot of characters are poorly developed, but yeah, some really good acting here (not by JCVD).

Pet Sematary (2019)

Bad

[5/10 · 10 July 2019]

Pretty awful, a black kid named Victor? Lol

Poor character development, predictable, and dumb. Also terrible acting from everyone basically. Jason Clarke is not the right actor for this role.

Worse than the original by a mile.

The Killing Secret (1997 TV Movie)

Well worth a watch

[7/10 · 13 April 2019]

Quite good, good acting, not unrealistic, and not a lot of useless scenes. I enjoyed it very much. This is a TV movie and is literally better than 90% of the movies I've seen that had absurd budgets.

Ari Meyers is also stunning.

Assault on Precinct 13 (2005)

Terribly written... with a cast like that I'd expect a lot more

[5/10 · 18 January 2019]

A movie for 10 year olds. You literally have a stellar cast and you use them to do this garbage?

Every Ja Rule movie has been absolute trash.

No Tears for the Dead (2014)

Very underappreciated

[8/10 · 17 January 2019]

This was a great movie, good plot, good acting, lots of action, with a good story.

Worth a watch for sure.

Trust (I) (2010)

Worth a watch

[7/10 · 9 December 2018]

Amazing acting, Clive Owen is a straight up G. Worth a watch, for sure.

Hangman (II) (2017)

Starts good, but gets pretty lame pretty fast

[6/10 · 3 November 2018]

Brittany Snow's entire character shouldn't exist, unrealistic and just awful development/acting/script regarding her entire role.

Entire ending is terrible.

The Resident (2011)

Not worth a watch

[5/10 · 27 October 2018]

Could've been much better, decent premise but just poor execution.

Halloween (I) (2018)

BIG let down

[6/10 · 24 October 2018]

Was waiting for this movie for a long time.

Have seen every movie in this series, including the awful ones.

Regardless, this movie was not one of the better ones.

The original Halloween, Halloween II, and H2O are all better than this. Hell I may even say some of the other movies were better too.

Awful plot, terrible twist, and a meh ending. Very predictable all around. Not scary. Tries to pay homage to the original movie with a few scenes but it's just bad.

Jamie Lee Curtis's character is an awful cliche.

Multiple awful scenes that should never make it to the final cut of this movie.

All supporting roles are just filler/fodder for Michael to kill off, poor character development, and just meh.

6 stars is being generous.

Very disappointed.

Sliver (1993)

Sharon Stone plays herself (A whore) in this awful movie

[1/10 · 25 August 2018]

Terrible acting, Daniel Baldwin is a joke, Sharon Stone is just a skank and is constantly half naked/in panties for no apparent reason other than a poor attempt to try to salvage this awful movie.

Stay away.

Braven (2018)

Bad, just bad.

[3/10 · 22 August 2018]

Total cliche, predictable, and awful. Brainless action with terrible acting.

Come Back to Me (2014)

Worth a watch

[6/10 · 17 August 2018]

Unique, semi-corny and ridiculous, but, overall it's worth a watch.

Children of Men (2006)

Fell asleep

[1/10 · 16 August 2018]

Not much to say here, terriblly boring, way too much pointless dialogue.

Solace (II) (2015)

Great first half, awful second half

[5/10 · 16 August 2018]

Movie starts wonderfully... the last 40 minutes.. good lord, terrible.

The chick who plays the female cop is a pretty terrible actress as well.

Colin Farell... eh... does better than I expected.

Anthony Hopkins has a legendary performance as usual, but it's not enough to save this movie.

Don't Hang Up (2016)

Quite bad.

[3/10 · 15 August 2018]

Extremely unrealistic and over the top. The killer is seemingly some super computer hacker and demi-god.