Notable Jason Statham Kills (Spoilers)

You know him as: The alpha douche from The Fast and the Furious franchise

Notable films: Blade II, Fast Five.

Meets his end at the hands of the Stath: After being headscissored from the cab of a moving truck, through the front windshield and being run over by said truck.

You know him as: A fairly prolific character actor who has appeared in many huge movies. Most recently he played comic book character Azazel in X-Men: First Class.

Notable films: Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, From Hell, The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, Stardust, The Curious Case of Benjamin Button, X-Men: First Class

Meets his end at the hands of the Stath: When the Stath jammed a gun barrel in his neck.

You know him as: Henry Hill from Goodfellas of course!

Notable films: Goodfellas, Cop Land, Narc.

Meets his end at the hands of the Stath: When Statham sliced his throat open in a sword fight.

You know him as: White supremacist T-Bag in the show Prison Break.

Notable films: Prison Break

Meets his end at the hands of the Stath: When the Stath exploded a whole train carriage with only him in it.

You know him as: Another very prolific character actor, most recently seen in The Dark Knight and The Expendables

Notable films: Runaway Train, The Pope of Greenwich Village, The Dark Knight, The Expendables.

Meets his end at the hands of the Stath: While he was already dying a multiple gunshot wound related death, Statham decided to add insult to injury by caving his chest in with a Bowie knife.

You know him as: The talented up and comer who played Ian Curtis in Control.

Notable films: Control, Franklyn, Brighton Rock.

Meets his end at the hands of the Stath: After he was double tapped in the chest. Statham then unwittingly stole his ham sandwich.

You know him as: One of the all time greatest actors, with a career spanning nearly 50 years. His roles include such classics as The Dirty Dozen, M*A*S*H*, Kelly's Heroes, The Eagle Has Landed, Invasion of the Body Snatchers, JFK and countless others.

Notable films: The Dirty Dozen, M*A*S*H*, Kelly's Heroes, The Eagle Has Landed, Invasion of the Body Snatchers, JFK and countless others.

Meets his end at the hands of the Stath: When Statham shot him in the chest... defenceless in his wheelchair.

You know him as: The co-director of John Wick. The stunt/fight co-ordinator of just about every major action movie in the last 15 years.

Notable films: Where to even begin. Every major action film from The Matrix onwards involves him in come capacity or another.

Meets his end at the hands of the Stath: In an intense CQC fight inside a bus Statham JAMS a fire extinguisher pin into his cheek, THROWS him out of the bus (through the window mind you) face first into an on coming car. He was flying in mid air and his face made contact with an on coming car. HIS FACE!

You know him as: The director of the greatest movie of all time, Con Air. Also the director of the other greatest film of all time, The Expendables 2.

Notable films: Con FREAKIN Air! The Expendables FREAKIN 2!

Meets his end at the hands of the Stath: Statham drove a garbage truck into the back of his head.

You know him as: The eyebrowless douchebag from Ghost

Notable films: Ghost, The Last Samurai, The Mechanic

Meets his end at the hands of the Stath: When Statham t-boned and flipped his car with the aforementioned garbage truck. Despite the fact he was seconds away from death, Statham (Along with Ben Foster) emptied the full clips from their assault rifles INTO HIS FACE.

You know him as: A very well regarded method actor, who constantly alternates leading roles with supporting roles.

Notable films: 3:10 to Yuma, Hostage, The Mechanic, Contraband

Meets his end at the hands of the Stath: Via car bomb. Statham was busy commando rolling away from an explosion at the time.

You know him as: Mayor Tommy Carcetti from The Wire, also as that sleazy bitch Littlefinger in Game of Thrones

Notable films: The Wire, Game of Thrones, The Dark Knight Rises

Meets his end at the hands of the Stath: In the most one sided fight this side of Steven Seagal, Statham beats him within an inch of his life with a crowbar and then shoots him in the head.

You know him as: Objectivist douchebag Hank Rearden in Atlas Shrugged Part 1 (The fifth actor I've listed famous for playing douchebags). He was also in some crappy Aussie TV shows, I never bothered to watch.

Notable films: Killer Elite

Meets his end at the hands of the Stath: Although worthy of some Tony Goldwyn/Aiden Gillen level ownage, Ol' Stubblehead spiked his tea and left him out to die on a hill, therefore ensuring Atlas Shrugged Part 2 never gets made.

You know him as: One of the all time great producers; Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill, Reservoir Dogs. More of a creative than a typical bean counting producer. Any keen eyed viewer will spot him cameoing as a bar patron, or bartenders in the films he produces.

Notable films: Reservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, From Duck Till Dawn, Kill Bill, Inglorious Basterds, Safe

Meets his end at the hands of the Stath: He dies as a lowly henchman, in a sea of hundreds of others, shot to pieces in a hail of bullets, without the Stath even breaking a sweat.

You know him as: A prolific TV star, the headliner of Hell on Wheels.

Notable films: Safe

Meets his end at the hands of the Stath: Just as they're about to have a hand to hand fight, the little girl he just threatened shoots him in the knee. Annoyed, The Stath does what he does when he's annoyed at someone, he empties a gun clip INTO HIS FACE!

You know him as: Easily the toughest bloke on this list. The greatest screen martial artist today. My personal choice to play the next Batman. Or more simply BOYKA! BOYKA! BOYKA! BOYKA!

Notable films: Undisputed II, Undisputed III, The Tournament, Expendables 2

Meets his end at the hands of the Stath: Notice a recurring theme with Statham having an easy time sending his opponents to hell? Well not so easy when your opponent is the man who single handedly made Arnold Schwarzenegger, Bruce Willis and Sylvester Stallone duck for cover, AT THE SAME TIME! Having been beaten down, on his last leg, The Stath punches Adkins THROUGH a spinning helicopter rotor. Through it.

You know him as: One of the original DTV martial artists, he took over the Bloodsport franchise from Jean-Claude Van Damme, later went on to become an Agent in The Matrix.

Notable films: Bloodsport II, III and IV, The Matrix Reloaded, Parker, The Hunger Games: Catching Fire.

Meets his end at the hands of the Stath: Managing to give The Stath the beating of his life, greater than even the mighty Scott Adkins could, he survives being brained by a toilet lid only to be kicked off a very, very large building and fall to his death.”

You know him as: Vegetarian Police!

Notable films: Star Trek '09, Crank High Voltage, Scott Pilgrim vs. The World, Parker, Traffic, The Last Castle, Capote, Pacific Rim.

Meets his end at the hands of The Stath: In a sequence straight from an 80's slasher flick, Stubblehead suddenly appears out of the darkness and stabs in the neck.

You know him as: Vic goddamn Mackey from The Shield, Marvel comics superhero The Thing.

Notable films: Fantastic Four, Eagle Eye, Spirited Away, Parker.

Meets his end at the hands of The Stath: Stath once again using a gun part as a stabbing instrument, then proceeds to systematically dismantle his limbs Steven Seagal style, then simply mecry killing him with a bullet to the head.

You know him as: Han from the Fast & Furious franchise

Notable films: Fast & Furious franchise, Bullet to the Head, Die Hard 4, WAR, Ninja Assassin

Meets his end at the hands of The Stath: Well.... Statham freaken retroactively George Lucases himself into a movie he never starred in six years after the fact, T-bones the hell out of Kangs rice mobile and walks away from his exploding corpse while trash talking Vin Diesel.

You know him as: Surly plane crash survivor Diaz in The Grey, Joel Edgerton's trainer in Warror, and the beleaguered sergeant in End of Watch. Comic villain Crossbones in Captain America: The Winter Soldier.

Notable films: Warrior, The Grey and End of Watch are all amazing films.

Meets his end at the hands of The Stath: In the most stereotypically 80's fight scene ever, set in the muddy rain outside the hero's house (Think Lethal Weapon, Universal Soldier, Timecop etc), when it gets to the inevitable, clichéd, moment where he brandishes a hidden knife (Think just about every action movie ever) Stath rolls him over in an arm bar and shanks the hell out of him.

You know him as: One of the heroes in Heroes. Robert Balboa, the son of Rocky. The amazingly named Rick Rape!

Notable films: Armored, Rocky Balboa, The Divide, Gamer, Heroes.

Meets his end at the hands of The Stath: In the biggest mistake of his life, he tries to interrupt Statham's breakfast. Stath who is a bit hungover after losing $500k at the Blackjack table and downing several bottles of Vodka, was almost willing to let him go, almost. Instead he stabs him in the neck with the teaspoon from his coffee.

You know him as: Here's the thing, much like me, you probably don't. But IMDbing the guy he's been an extremely prolific character actor, for nearly 20 years.

Notable films: The Raven, Peaky Blinders, Grimsby, The Monuments Men, The Huntsman: Winter's War

Meets his end at the hands of The Stath: So this guy grabs a small boat anchor and chain right, and he starts beating Stath up with it, but despite this stuff having to weigh a ton, Statham is COMPLETELY UNFAZED and being the manliest man that he is, he snatches the chain and anchor out of his hands and proceeds to wrap them around Hazeldine so tight, his left eye starts buldging out of his head. Not one to be mistaken as inhumane, Statham mercifully leaves him to die in an explosion.