Poll: When Cinema changes the light bulb...

Results of 2,007 votes:

1. 1.
   

   Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope (1977)

    

   How many Stormtroopers does it take to change a light bulb? SPOILER: None. The light bulb lasts longer.
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   John Cleese, Graham Chapman, Eric Idle, Terry Jones, Michael Palin, and Monty Python in Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975)

    

   And how many swallows does it take to change a light bulb? SPOILER: It depends. An African or a European swallow?
3. 3.
   

   "The Godfather" Al Pacino 1972 Paramount

    

   How many Mafia gangsters does it take to change a light bulb? SPOILER: Six. The consiglieri advises the Don when to change the lightbulb. The Don assigns the task to one of his caporegimes. The capo …
4. 4.
   

   Roy Atwell, Eddie Collins, Pinto Colvig, Billy Gilbert, Otis Harlan, and Scotty Mattraw in Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs (1937)

    

   How many dwarfs does it take to change a light bulb? SPOILER: None. That's what Snow White is for.
5. 5.
   

   Samuel L. Jackson and John Travolta in Pulp Fiction (1994)

    

   How many Marcelus Wallaces does it take to change a light bulb? SPOILER: Watt?
6. 6.
   

   Clint Eastwood and Eli Wallach in The Good, the Bad and the Ugly (1966)

    

   Again. How many Leone's desperados does it take to change a light bulb? SPOILER: Two. One who changes the light bulb and one with the loaded gun.
7. 7.
   

   Quentin Tarantino in Pulp Fiction (1994)

    

   How many screenwriters does it take to change a light bulb? SPOILER: Three. One to climb the ladder, one to screw and one to unscrew, but not necessarily in that order.
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   Chuck Norris in Code of Silence (1985)

    

   How many Chuck Norrises does it take to change a light bulb? SPOILER: None. Light bulbs in Chuck Norris' house don't dare to burn out. (Suggested by alioth4)
9. 9.
   

   Harry Earles, Jackie Gerlich, and Jerry Maren in The Wizard of Oz (1939)

    

   Speaking of dwarfs, how many pot-smoking Munchkins does it take to change a light bulb? SPOILER: Only one... if he gets high enough.
10. 10.
    

    Christopher Lambert in Highlander (1986)

     

    How many Immortals does it take to change a light bulb? SPOILER: There can only be one. (Suggested by dan_dassow)
11. 11.
    

    The Quiddich Team

     

    How many Hogwarts pupils does it take to change a light bulb? SPOILER: It depends on what you want to change it in to. (From Lightbulbjokes.com)
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    Robert Downey Jr., Lou Ferrigno, Chris Evans, Scarlett Johansson, Jeremy Renner, Mark Ruffalo, and Chris Hemsworth in The Avengers (2012)

     

    How many movies' superheroes does it take to change a light bulb? SPOILER: The question is how many superhero movies does it take to change a light bulb. Six : one for the ladder-climbing, one for th…
13. 13.
    

    Brad Pitt and Edward Norton in Fight Club (1999)

     

    How many Fight Club leaders does it take to change a light bulb? SPOILER: Two... no wait, one!
14. 14.
    

    Graham Chapman and Monty Python in Life of Brian (1979)

     

    How many Palestinian rebels does it take to change a light bulb? SPOILER: None. You don't need lightbulbs when you ...#always look at the briiiiiight side of life.# *whistles*
15. 15.
    

    Jesse Eisenberg in The Social Network (2010)

     

    And how many IMDb users does it take to change a light bulb? SPOILER: None. Light bulb jokes are overrated!
16. 16.
    

    Gary Oldman in Léon: The Professional (1994)

     

    How many Gary Oldman's characters does it take to change a light bulb? SPOILER: EVERYONE !!!
17. 17.
    

    "Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex" Woody Allen 1972 United Artists

     

    How many neurotic New York intellectuals does it take to change a light bulb? SPOILER: Well, uh, the question is not whether the light bulb needs to... to be changed but if I am on a light-bulb-chang…
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    Andy Serkis in The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey (2012)

     

    How many Tolkien purists does it take to change a light bulb? SPOILER: It depends on whether the change is in the spirit of the original.
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    Neil Patrick Harris in The Oscars (2015)

     

    How many actors does it take to change a light bulb? SPOILER: Two. One to stand on a chair and change it and one to say "I wish I was up there!" (From Lightbulbjokes.com)
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    Lacey Chabert, Lindsay Lohan, Rachel McAdams, and Amanda Seyfried in Mean Girls (2004)

     

    How many mean girls does it take to change a light bulb? SPOILER: Four--one to climb up on the chair to change it, and three to try to kick the chair out from under her. (Suggested by alioth4)
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    Chuck Norris in Lone Wolf McQuade (1983)

     

    Again. How many Chuck Norrises does it take to change a light bulb? SPOILER: There's only ONE Chuck Norris. You've made a powerful enemy today, my friend. (Inspired by alioth4)
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    Mel Gibson, Brendan Gleeson, and David O'Hara in Braveheart (1995)

     

    How many kilt-lifting Wallace's men does it take to change a light bulb? SPOILER: Just count the balls and divide by two.
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    When screenwriter Charlie Kaufman (Nicolas Cage) tries to adapt The Orchid Thief to the screen, he develops a serious case of writer's block.

     

    How many screenwriters facing a mental block does it take to change a light bulb? SPOILER: None. There's no light bulb moment for them.
24. 24.
    

    Titanic (1997)

     

    How many Titanic passengers does it take to change a light bulb? SPOILER: None. The light shall not fade.
25. 25.
    

    Henry Fonda and Charles Bronson in Once Upon a Time in the West (1968)

     

    How many Leone's desperados does it take to change a light bulb? SPOILER: One. After having shot down all the others who wanted to change the light bulb too.
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    Gene Kelly, Debbie Reynolds, Jean Hagen, and Millard Mitchell in Singin' in the Rain (1952)

     

    How many actresses does it take to change a light bulb? SPOILER: Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight. (From Lightbulbjokes.com)