2/10
Is Orphan First Kill Scary?
29 May 2023
Warning: Spoilers
No. The first Orphan was good. But being a Horror Movie Fan second to none, I found this movie a little hard to believe. Ok, so Mom and son are keeping secret. But her daughter returns. But suddenly she can play a piano like Liberace? The Mom reveals Esters secret to her son.. So he tells him to be aware. Is. He really? No? So he goes to he police chief's house (by walking I presume. And manages to get into his house, sneak up behind him and go nuts with a knife. Sure. The with the house ablaze inside and out with a fire that would make the Human Torch proud and she walks la-de-da through the inferno and out the front door. A beam should have knocked her out and she should have fried to a crisp Yeah right!!! Two star.
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