The Lucy Show (TV Series)
Lucy Gets Caught Up in the Draft (1966)
Gale Gordon: Mr. Theodore J. Mooney
Quotes
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Lucy Carmichael : Oh no! This is unbelievable!
Mr. Theodore J. Mooney : They want you to pay more income tax.
Lucy Carmichael : No. Worse than that.
Mr. Theodore J. Mooney : Nothing can be worse than paying more income tax.
Lucy Carmichael : Yes, it can. I've been drafted.
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Lucy Carmichael : Imagine putting me in the Army.
Mr. Theodore J. Mooney : Don't worry. You'll never pass the physical.
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Mr. Theodore J. Mooney : [to Lucy] Starting first thing tomorrow, you come back to work for me.
Marine Sergeant : Mr. Mooney. I want you to have this.
Mr. Theodore J. Mooney : What's that?
Marine Sergeant : My medal for bravery. You deserve it more than I do!
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Lucy Carmichael : Oh boy, I've made military history!
Mr. Theodore J. Mooney : Oh?
Lucy Carmichael : Yea, I think I'm the first Marine to ever get out of the service because he was a mother!