It's the best time to tune in for the first time as we set goals, or maybe just settle on some mood lighting, for the year 2022. However long it takes. Ten minutes. Forty minutes.
We're very excited about our new sponsor, Buzzer Boys, because there are just so many hornets. So many. We don't know where they came from, but there sure are a lot of them.
There's an awful amount of blood in this episode. Like an astounding amount. Picture it. No, that's...too much blood. Why are you thinking about that much blood?
We're sure you all heard about the iHeartMedia Presents the iHeart Radio Podcast Awards, but we're totally fine. Absolutely fine. Congratulations. Enjoy this completely regular episode.
Y'all, we're comin' in hot with a brand-new seriously original movie pitch. Get this. It takes place in a galaxy far, far away. And the hero has a a last name that is something in the sky and a mode of transportation.
Hey so there's some soundbites in here that you definitely shouldn't be using out of context. It's a really bad idea. We promise. No one wants to hear them, trust us.
This week we are standing in our truth, cursing in front of each other like the adults we are. But also for real, please don't tell Timothy's parents, because they're fuckin' narcs, and we don't wanna get in trouble.
This episode has some notes of oud wood and creed green Irish tweed. It's a little bit chewy with some sulfur undertones, and it's a bit dry on the palate. In any case, there's definitely some lingering wetness.
Get those miracles solidified. It's the only way to ascend and gain acknowledgement and praise for those two-to-four miracles you performed. Good news: you don't have to fight a bee. Bad news: you do have to first become a skeleton.
We're all set with some new comedy tools at our disposal. These are some real state-of-the-art specialty items that'll help us jimmy office supplies, hurt Qui-Gon Jinn, and see ghosts or something.
Vroom vroom, let's get this race started. We're coming down the track with Justin Trackelroy, Travis McElRoyce, and Grippin Roof Rackelroy. And uh, Drippy.
Fancy Takes Flight with the first leg of the 2022 live shows, from the Orpheum Theater in Minneapolis. Justin is fancy. Travis is fancy. The audience is fancy. The haunted dolls are fancy. Griffin is...fancy-adjacent.
We know that our soothing voices are something that people sometimes fall asleep to, and we can't help just how calming we are, but the point of this podcast is jokes, okay? So we hope sleep-laughs is a thing.
Sometimes you need to put the bits on hold for a moment to do some inner digging and analyze your dreams. What does a sealion mean to you? No, not THAT. Surely not that.