We back-ack-ack-ack-ack like a heart attack-ack-ack-ack-ack. We're sorry that we missed last week, but hey, distance makes the heart grow fonder. You want us so bad right now, don't you? Well, then, have us.
If the focal points of this episode were represented in stock market terms, then you might want to sell your shares in "providing any legitimate wisdom or advice," and buy up all the "taking cheap shots at Beverly Hills Chihuahua 2" that you can get your hands on.
In a weird twist, we've decided to spend time this episode to actually provide our listeners with practical advice. You know, things you'll use every day - like phone etiquette, or tips for naming your Chinchilla breeding business.
We hope you love unprecedentedly long episodes of podcasts, dearest friends, because that's exactly what you're getting - this here episode contains a plump 81 minutes of wisdom and joy.
Hey. You're back. We're back too, though some of us are still weary with the rigors of travel. That won't keep us from wisdoming you, though. We are going to wisdom you like you've never been wisdomed before.
It's MBMBaM's first live show ever - and man, what a way to start our on-stage career. Not because we did a particularly good job, but because we very nearly talked about child pornography for a few minutes.
We warn you: This particular episode is so chock-full of handy Easter tips, you'll wish you could time travel back to yesterday or, rather, 364 days into the future, to a time where that kind of information would be even remotely relevant.
After recording in the comfort, safety and familiarity of our daddy's house, we've returned once again to our respective Midwestern and Appalachian home bases.
Illness, fatigue and other supernatural forces attempted to derail our regular recording schedule, but you know what? Ain't nothing gonna break-a our podcasting stride.
Hey, you made it. We were getting worried. Some of the guys, they were like, "Oh, listener? They're not gonna show." And we were like, "No, man, you don't know listener like we know listener. They're good for it."
More real. More talk. More live. We took to the stage at the Cincinnati Shakespeare Company - which is in Cincinnati, you might have guessed - to do our second live show ever. Come, share in the yuks. Also, the animosity.
There a lot of important, history-making events going on around this big, blue world of ours, and we'll be entirely damned if we're going to talk about any of them.
Instead of accepting and moving on from the fact that we missed last week's show to celebrate our freedom and heritage, we're just going to make-pretend that it's still last week.
Do you guys remember the day the music died? We certainly do, because that day was last week, and also because we have super good memories. We're all up on that Ginkgo Biloba tip.
We took a brief breather from our tightly-regimented schedule of collecting Archie back issues and stalking Jon Favreau around the San Diego Comic-Con show floor to break you off a slice of wisdom.
We realize that today's going to be fairly rough on the more youthful portion of our audience, as they'll be forced to march back to the confines of their educational prisons for nine more brutal months.
We're coming to you live (see: pre-recorded) from the Pacific Northwest, talking about all the important issues that saturate the worry centers of your brain.
This week's episode is all about fresh experiences, like Travis' new horrible segment, or the first Pumpkin Spice Latte after a year of not drinking Pumpkin Spice Lattes. Out with the old in with the new. (Actually, we're keeping the old.)
Is your body prepared for the ravages of cold and flu season? Are you all stocked up on vitamins B, C, E and J? If not, you need to listen to this episode - it has all the nutrients your body craves.
We were on a pretty tight timetable to get this particular episode out, so it may not be the feature-length epic you've been hoping for. Don't blame us, blame the terrorists. (Also, the gourds.)
It's our super special Halloween Spooktacular, and you know what that means: We quickly forget that it's Halloween, and start going off on tangents and high school boners and how cool Randy Jackson's eyewear is.
This week's episode is a little late, because Griffin spent all weekend in New Orleans. On the plus side, he speaks with a Cajun accent the whole time. On the minus side: It is incredibly offensive to everyone.
We're trying awfully hard to hitch our caboose of comedy to the engine of holiday cheer, but it's pretty difficult to do so when the world's events try to bring us down at every turn.
We're live in Austin for the first part of our two-show comedy extravaganza. As it turns out, everything is bigger in Texas, and boy, does that include shame. Come, listen to our ill-conceived goofs and monkeyshines.