Best Films Of 2023

by TheAnimalMother | created - 31 Jan 2023 | updated - 1 week ago | Public

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1. American Fiction (2023)

R | 117 min | Comedy, Drama

81 Metascore

A novelist who's fed up with the establishment profiting from Black entertainment uses a pen name to write a book that propels him into the heart of the hypocrisy and madness he claims to disdain.

Director: Cord Jefferson | Stars: Jeffrey Wright, Tracee Ellis Ross, John Ortiz, Erika Alexander

Votes: 76,765

Wow! A film that actually engages both our hearts and minds with some openness. I was beginning to think that the bigger Hollywood studios didn't make these kinds of films anymore, (Other than the overly manipulative kind of course). Here, we are often purposefully left to make up our own hearts and minds about how we feel and think about most of the ideas that this film brings up. To me, this is how most good films are. There is a maturity to this type of delivery, and also a level of respect for the audience. In my view, this really is a strong feature film directorial debut from Cord Jefferson. I hope to see more from him soon.

How is it that this dramatic comedy is easily three times as challenging of a film, than a film about the invention of the atomic bomb is? You people can keep Oppenheimer. For me, this is the far more interesting and intelligent film of 2023.

8/10

2. Nefarious (2023)

R | 97 min | Horror, Thriller

On the day of his scheduled execution, a convicted serial killer gets a psychiatric evaluation during which he claims he is a demon, and further claims that before their time is over, the psychiatrist will commit three murders of his own.

Directors: Chuck Konzelman, Cary Solomon | Stars: Sean Patrick Flanery, Jordan Belfi, Tom Ohmer, Glenn Beck

Votes: 27,117

Very well executed low budget psychological horror film. The story is familiar for certain. However I can't say I've seen such a story told in quite this way. As far as I'm concerned, the film is very effective in what it sets out to do. For the budget especially, it's an impressive piece of filmmaking. The writing here is surprisingly very good, and the acting is also quite strong. 7.5/10

3. Air (I) (2023)

R | 111 min | Drama, Sport

73 Metascore

Follows the history of sports marketing executive Sonny Vaccaro, and how he led Nike in its pursuit of the greatest athlete in the history of basketball, Michael Jordan.

Director: Ben Affleck | Stars: Matt Damon, Jason Bateman, Ben Affleck, Chris Messina

Votes: 167,650

"Is it the shoes?"

I have to say that for what it is, it's quite good. This could've easily been a bad film, but Affleck and the writer handle the story well. It could've been better I think, but at the same time, it more likely would've been worse in the hands of most Hollywood people to be quite honest.

For my money, Michael still is the greatest basketball player of all time. Not only was he and Ali the most recognizable faces on the entire earth during the late 80's, and throughout the 90's. Jordan did have that amazing ability to come through when it mattered most. In the biggest games, he was nearly unstoppable. For that alone, I think he is the greatest hoops star ever. There are many greats in all the sports, but only the very, very best are continuously known to come up big in the biggest games. That's where the legends are really made, in the clutch. And Jordan was just that, Mr. Clutch. Though in basketball, that name was already given to Jerry West by the time Air arrived. So...Air it is.

I also feel that overall Jordan is least appreciated for what an amazing defender he was. His intensity level was fierce on both sides of the court.

My title here is a nod to fans of the somewhat legendary Midway videogame, NBA Jam from the early 90's.

7.5/10

4. Desperation Road (2023)

R | 112 min | Action, Crime, Drama

A Southern Noir thriller, set in a tough-and-tumble Mississippi town where a woman and her young daughter are caught in the crossfire when whiskey, guns, and the desire for revenge violently intersect.

Director: Nadine Crocker | Stars: Garrett Hedlund, Willa Fitzgerald, Ryan Hurst, Woody McClain

Votes: 3,348

"Words have power if you mean them, and it doesn't matter what you and me thinks is fair." - Mitchell (Mel Gibson)

January 29th, 2024.

This doesn't have too many votes yet, but it's a 5.7/10 on here so far. That's just crazy to me! Perhaps many of the people who've rated this film so far, have entirely forgotten, or perhaps never even realized, that they indeed are miracles.

This is a more thoughtful film than most, which in some regard revolves around fate and the human circumstance.

"It's like you wakeup one day, and you're just here. Like a stone, thrown into this world, but you don't know who threw it, or which direction it came from." - Maben

I would say it mostly revolves around two characters who have been through a lot of pain and struggle, and who are somewhat desperately trying to right their own paths.

"Maybe there will be a miracle, some way to begin again." - Maben

Not so sure why they're marketing this as an action genre film. Not a smart choice in my view. It's really not an action film overall. It's mostly a drama/thriller, and there are a few scenes with some action. In my view, marketing this as an action film will quite easily persuade some people to expect much more action than they should from it. And by doing this, the marketing team only sets some of these viewers up for at least some level of disappointment, because the expectation they set is not met. Some advice for the people behind this film, get a new marketing team for your next project. I'm certain there'd be less disappointed reactions if everyone just went into this film thinking that it was a drama/thriller, as it mostly is.

*** Partial Spoiler Below ***

This could be considered a film noir, however the end can't really be seen as dark in my view.

Garrett Hedlund (Russell) "I don't recall anything about no huntin' rifle in the New Testament."

Mel Gibson (Mitchell) "Well, you can only turn so many cheeks, and I only got four, so..."

7.5/10

5. Big George Foreman (2023)

PG-13 | 129 min | Biography, Drama, Sport

45 Metascore

Fueled by an impoverished childhood, George Foreman channeled his anger into becoming an Olympic Gold medalist and World Heavyweight Champion, followed by a near-death experience that took him from the boxing ring to the pulpit.

Director: George Tillman Jr. | Stars: Khris Davis, Jasmine Mathews, Sullivan Jones, Lawrence Gilliard Jr.

Votes: 8,777

This is a very real, and very inspiring story. It's far too real for many of the critics it seems. Many of them seem to want heartless and flashy nowadays, or overdramatic films with a much more unrealistic heart. There's none of that here, and I'd rather watch more grounded films like this any day of the week. Personally I really didn't care much for the bloated, semi-factual and overly choppily directed Elvis film from 2022. I strongly preferred this much more real feeling story.

I still remember the night Foreman became the Heavyweight Champion of the World for the 2nd time. It was pretty much all anyone was talking about for the next while. How could it even happen? He inspired a ton of old people and a ton of kids as well. To me, Ali and Foreman are truly among histories most inspirational athletes, and more than that, just very inspirational people. They were real however, they both had flaws, but for the most part, both of them successfully overcame many of their shortcomings as well. Both men in fact did it while being greatly inspired by their faith. The film does seem a little rushed at times, as it likely needed to be. When we're dealing with a real persons life, and trying to fit all of the most important parts into a film, that just often has to be the way. Otherwise you end up with a film that's way too long. All in all, I'm certainly glad I went and saw this. Thank you George, for sharing your very inspiring story.

7/10

6. Champions (2023)

PG-13 | 124 min | Comedy, Drama, Sport

50 Metascore

A former minor-league basketball coach is ordered by the court to manage a team of players with intellectual disabilities. He soon realizes that despite his doubts, together, this team can go further than they ever imagined.

Director: Bobby Farrelly | Stars: Woody Harrelson, Kaitlin Olson, Matt Cook, Ernie Hudson

Votes: 26,072

The script here is really written with such great finesse. There is absolutely zero in this script that links itself to the political trends and hot button issues that you may expect to see in the film. Which really is both surprising, and incredibly brilliant. With the premise itself, you would think that it couldn't help but step into this divisive minefield at least a little. The film really is so very tasteful in its delivery, and also without being overly sensitive. The script really strikes a great balance, and has a wonderful and very aware finesse to it, as does the director and the cast that bring it to life. For that, I have to give this at least a 7 rating. The film wasn't quite as funny as I had hoped, or expected going into it. However I certainly wasn't disappointed by that at all. The film was surprisingly refreshing in other ways. It's a heartfelt film that should make most people smile a good bit. 7/10

7. Dumb Money (2023)

R | 105 min | Biography, Comedy, Drama

66 Metascore

David vs. Goliath tale about everyday people who flipped the script on Wall Street and got rich by turning GameStop (the video-game store) into the world's hottest company.

Director: Craig Gillespie | Stars: Paul Dano, Pete Davidson, Vincent D'Onofrio, America Ferrera

Votes: 41,679

The Underdog Is Often Easy To Sell, But Hard To Buy

What should we think when the most cash rich Japanese company/corporation in the world, produces a film slamming the modern American financial world/Wall Street in multiple ways? Well, it's certainly worth some thought anyways. In this film and in the real life story it somewhat loosely tells, for those with interest there's a lot of food for thought. The film certainly isn't great, but the questions it may lead you to ask, and the things it may make you think about are the most important aspects of the film. At least to me they definitely are. Overall the film is also reasonably entertaining. As far as the actual filmmaking goes, the biggest highlight is that Dano puts in a strong performance, and is highly believable in the leading role.

7/10

8. Sound of Freedom (2023)

PG-13 | 131 min | Biography, Crime, Drama

36 Metascore

The incredible true story of a former government agent turned vigilante who embarks on a dangerous mission to rescue hundreds of children from traffickers.

Director: Alejandro Monteverde | Stars: Jim Caviezel, Mira Sorvino, Bill Camp, Cristal Aparicio

Votes: 114,383

A Call To Action...

In terms of going after our officials to do more around this illegal and horrific topic, that is certainly the clear message and motivation behind this film. It really does seem somewhat like an advertisement to bring more awareness to how large of a problem this trade has become in our current world. At the same time, I didn't feel it overly sold itself, mainly because the harsh reality of slavery is a cause well worth helping. AND, this film does a good job in helping us all understand that in a little more of an intimate, modern, heartfelt, and yet in our face type of way. It's not a film that informs us of the problem much really, since of course this is a very underground and/or hidden trade for the most part. It is more a film of hope within tragedy, and one that aims to inspire more awareness and help toward these kinds of crimes.

This is definitely among the better films ever made on this subject matter. A tastefully told story considering the topic, but at the same time it's still somewhat challenging. Or at least it should be somewhat challenging emotionally to watch some of these scenes.

This film is certainly somewhat depressing, but at the same time it is quite hopeful, and certainly the story is also quite inspirational. There are a lot of qualities here despite the heavy subject, and a strong sense of balance in the storytelling delivery.

A few publications have slammed the filmmaking, but it only makes me look harder at these publications for what their motivation is in saying such a thing. I would agree, it's certainly not director of the year type stuff, nor screenplay of the year. However, all in all this film is easily far better than most of the junk coming out of Hollywood in recent years. I also feel the filmmaking itself has a decent amount of finesse to the delivery, a finesse that actually fits the script very well. There are also some fairly compelling moments quite well captured in this film for anyone with a decently working heart and mind.

There does seem to be a lot of politically connected articles regarding this film, but in truth, within the film there really is nothing that is directly relevant to current American politics at all. That is, other than to perhaps put some more pressure on officials to do more about this kind of crime. Personally, I found it to be a very worthy effort, with apparently nothing but good intentions within it. In my view, if there is some political backlash relevant to this; I'd say it should be solely on certain individuals surrounding the film perhaps, and what they've said personally, but not on this film itself. Since in all reality, there's nothing in this film that justifies any political backlash.

I've noticed the corporate/mainstream media often try to link this film to QAnon even, which seems entirely absurd to me, since in fact this film was made before QAnon was even said to be a thing. This film has waited years for distribution!! Hello? Most of the mainstream media today is out to lunch at the very minimum (Perhaps even much worse than that.), and thankfully at this point, at least most people these days seem to realize this. In my country, Canada, we've even seen the same kind of dirty media tactics/propaganda here as in the US mainstream. Entirely fabricated stories smearing certain electoral candidates and helping others just before elections, and then after the elections they as quietly as possible admit that their stories had no concrete basis at all. This is very irresponsible and dangerous stuff from the media. Far more dangerous than free speech on the internet or people entertaining possible conspiracy theories, things in which much of the media these days tries to claim is somehow dangerous to the public. Without free speech and free thinking, our societies would be much more like China, or dare I say, Iran. No thanks media, if you want that world, then go move there. We don't want it here. If too much power is given to too few people, little more than a slave type of society is basically the only eventual result. Look around! Most people do not have the freedoms you have, and it's up to us to help keep it. All I'm saying people is this, think before you make political choices these days. Get yourself informed, and if you're not well informed, then don't vote. The third world war will not be fought with weapons, it is being fought right now in a very real sense with information. As it has been said for thousands of years, the truth shall set you free...

7/10

9. The Pope's Exorcist (2023)

R | 103 min | Horror, Thriller

45 Metascore

Follow Gabriele Amorth, the Vatican's leading exorcist, as he investigates the possession of a child and uncovers a conspiracy the Vatican has tried to keep secret.

Director: Julius Avery | Stars: Russell Crowe, Daniel Zovatto, Alexandra Essoe, Franco Nero

Votes: 83,324

There will be many differing perspectives of this one for certain. So many ways to look at a film such as this.

To me, from the pure standpoint of an entertaining horror film. I'd say it's fairly good. However I also think that the majority of horror fans will find the film to be fairly unoriginal.

From the standpoint of, does it fit into the possible spiritual reality of our world? In other words, can the film actually hold a knowledgeable person's suspension of disbelief? I would say that the answer to this of course will be quite individual, but yes. I think, the more you know, the more you see that it perhaps could. The less you know, the more likely a person is to doubt the possibility of it at all.

So really, this is such a film that many will think, as many have said of it, it's just another film on this subject matter, and quite standard. On the surface, this is extremely true in my view. However, looking deeper into it, it is really not so standard at all.

Here's the major difference between this, and almost every single other film on this subject ever made. This film does not contradict real spirituality within the script/story.

It does have a sense of humor, which apparently is a fact about the actual Priest the film is based on. I have not yet looked deeply into how in depth they tried to stay to the real stories of this specific Exorcist. I do not know how much artistic license was used here. However I do know this for certain, it aligns writing wise with what perhaps could be possible from the standpoint of truly highly spiritual people.

A perfect example of contrast in recent memory is Saint Maude from 2019. While that film in many aspects, perhaps nearly all aspects even is the superior film in terms of the filmmaking itself. That film has some great atmosphere and pace, and has many great things about it. From the standpoint of real spiritual intelligence however, that film does not even come close to touching this one. While Saint Maude was a very well made film. From a real spiritual standpoint however, Saint Maude spiritually is a very unintelligent film in terms of the real world. It's purely nonsense, 100% fiction for certain. This film however, while not going into great depths or anything, it does not contradict or show ignorance toward real spiritual matters whatsoever. I know this. I've studied ancient spiritual texts and conversed with really deep spiritual people for nearly 30 years now. From the standpoint of people who really do embrace spiritual life as a very real and everyday thing, this film is not just your typical Hollywood fantasy horror at all. It at least leaves that very real door open, which is without a doubt a very rare thing in modern supernaturally based film.

Both this film and Champions (2023) really do have scripts written with some real intelligence and finesse. I have to applaud this kind of effort from these artists, for both films. Most modern films in my view lack for the most part in the writing department. So this is a nice little trend to notice in some of the early 2023 popular films.

Overall, I really feel it's hard for me to recommend this film in a general sense. It really depends what you're looking for. This film will definitely interest some people a lot. It will also be something many people want nothing to do with. Others will see it entirely as a been there, done that kind of film. In a very real sense, I don't consider any of those interpretations/reactions to be unfitting of the film. It's not a ground breaking horror film, but for it's type, and in claiming to be a true story, the film is a reasonable contribution to entertainment at least, perhaps it's even a little more than that. I know I plan to read a good bit into the stories of this exorcist in the very near future, just to get a better feel for how close to his stories they tried to keep this film, and to get a sense of his real perspective of things. Personally, I'm glad I saw this.

7/10

10. La civil (2021)

140 min | Drama

76 Metascore

Story of Cielo, a mother whose teenage daughter is kidnapped in Northern Mexico. When the authorities offer no support in the search, Cielo takes matters into her own hands and transforms from housewife into a vengeful militant.

Director: Teodora Mihai | Stars: Arcelia Ramírez, Álvaro Guerrero, Ayelén Muzo, Jorge A. Jimenez

Votes: 1,210

There are many great things about this film, it captures a horrific reality with the kind of realism that we basically never see out of Hollywood. At the same time however, I do feel the film did miss in a few important areas as well. Nonetheless, this is a scary film because of its realism. Mostly the film is very effective. In all honesty, this is easily more gut wrenching than Sound of Freedom, mainly because the scenes here mostly feel even far more real. Most people don't even want to see films like this, films this authentic feeling, films this scary. 7/10

11. Asteroid City (2023)

PG-13 | 105 min | Comedy, Drama, Romance

76 Metascore

Following a writer on his world famous fictional play about a grieving father who travels with his tech-obsessed family to small rural Asteroid City to compete in a junior stargazing event, only to have his world view disrupted forever.

Director: Wes Anderson | Stars: Jason Schwartzman, Scarlett Johansson, Tom Hanks, Jeffrey Wright

Votes: 113,692

For those who appreciate artistic films, check this one out. This was ever so slightly just shy of a 7 for me. 6.5/10

12. Ferrari (2023)

R | 130 min | Biography, Drama, History

73 Metascore

Set in the summer of 1957, with Enzo Ferrari's auto empire in crisis, the ex-racer turned entrepreneur pushes himself and his drivers to the edge as they launch into the Mille Miglia, a treacherous 1,000-mile race across Italy.

Director: Michael Mann | Stars: Adam Driver, Shailene Woodley, Giuseppe Festinese, Alessandro Cremona

Votes: 42,763

In my view it's definitely worth a watch if you're interested. 6.5/10

13. Poor Things (2023)

R | 141 min | Comedy, Drama, Romance

88 Metascore

An account of the fantastical evolution of Bella Baxter, a young woman brought back to life by the brilliant and unorthodox scientist Dr. Godwin Baxter.

Director: Yorgos Lanthimos | Stars: Emma Stone, Mark Ruffalo, Willem Dafoe, Ramy Youssef

Votes: 253,440

Why didn't they just call it Frankenhooker Part 2?

Quite funny at times, but all in all; There's really nothing of substance here that hasn't already been done better in previous films and in similar stories. In many ways, the writing overall falls short of making this anything special. Even some of the scene executions themselves seem to be somewhat lacking, as if there's a lack of focus on detail by the director/editor. To me, the film reaches for grand things with the surreal visuals and story, but it definitely stumbles quite hard in terms of the writing. In this aspect, the film is much lesser than many other films/stories of its type. It is overall however, a good bit better than Frankenhooker in my view, which I definitely do not recommend.

14. Mission: Impossible - Dead Reckoning Part One (2023)

PG-13 | 163 min | Action, Adventure, Thriller

81 Metascore

Ethan Hunt and his IMF team must track down a dangerous weapon before it falls into the wrong hands.

Director: Christopher McQuarrie | Stars: Tom Cruise, Hayley Atwell, Ving Rhames, Simon Pegg

Votes: 247,484 | Gross: $172.14M

Definitely among the better Mission films. 6.5/10

15. The Equalizer 3 (2023)

R | 109 min | Action, Crime, Thriller

58 Metascore

Robert McCall finds himself at home in Southern Italy but he discovers his friends are under the control of local crime bosses. As events turn deadly, McCall knows what he has to do: become his friends' protector by taking on the mafia.

Director: Antoine Fuqua | Stars: Denzel Washington, Dakota Fanning, Eugenio Mastrandrea, David Denman

Votes: 115,491

The film is worth seeing on the big screen in my view just based on the spectacular Italian setting alone. 6.5/10

16. The Creator (2023)

PG-13 | 133 min | Action, Adventure, Drama

63 Metascore

Against the backdrop of a war between humans and robots with artificial intelligence, a former soldier finds the secret weapon, a robot in the form of a young child.

Director: Gareth Edwards | Stars: John David Washington, Madeleine Yuna Voyles, Gemma Chan, Allison Janney

Votes: 160,729

Hollywood May Be Trying To Dehumanize Us All

If you don't take this too seriously, it's quite entertaining, and that's really all that this film is. Just another piece of entertainment. There's really almost nothing thought provoking within the entire film. It is most reminiscent of a modern Star Wars film, or even in a sense a superhero film in terms of its story. There's basically nothing new here, it's mostly very predictable, yet it's fairly fun and it's definitely a reasonably beautiful film in terms of its visuals.

To me, the best thing about it honestly was that the film portrays American imperialists at least, as having less heart in their behavior than even the robots have. Since there really was nothing challenging in the film, at least it had this to ponder and laugh about. I enjoyed the Americans being portrayed as somewhat Naziesque. The film really says something like humans in general have less heart than the robots, but then goes on to show this only through the American government/military interests. Certainly not all of the humans here are shown to be shallow and/or cold.

You know what has really had the best visuals so far this year however. It's not The Creator, and it's not Mission: Impossible or the Equalizer. It's this seasons episode 2 from the TV show Ride with Norman Reedus. Northern Italy looks absolutely spectacular.

Anyway, this film has a nod to Do Androids Dream Of Electric Sheep?/Blade Runner, as it is somewhat about dehumanized humans and humanized androids. The film in fact outright quotes the Tyrell Corporation's slogan, 'More Human Than Human' and even the title 'The Creator' seems to be a nod of sorts I'd say. However this film really isn't in the same league intellectually as anything that well resembles the work of Philip K. Dick. Nonetheless, it's worth a look if you just want a reasonably entertaining sci-fi film, and the theatre is not a bad place to see it considering the visuals.

Fans of the great AI themed TV series, Äkta människor and its UK/American remake, Humans may notice that Gemma Chan ('Maya'), once again plays a lead android character here. As soon as I saw her, I was like, "Mia!". Those were easily two of the best TV series' in the last decade in my view. Certainly they were far more interesting and thought provoking than almost anything we're seeing these days. The word that mostly captures the entertainment world right now seems to be 'safe'. In other words, there's practically no new ideas coming out, no new ways of looking at anything, nothing new to consider. Almost nothing but safe and familiar formulas and approaches. Mostly it's just regurgitated junk as if the industry is just trying to put us mentally to sleep or dehumanize us. Well, at least Creator is fairly fun and visually impressive junk. Judging by how high you people have rated the very standard and even more safe Oppenheimer so far, I'd say most of you are mentally asleep already.

6.5/10

17. Plane (2023)

R | 107 min | Action, Adventure, Thriller

62 Metascore

A pilot finds himself caught in a war zone after he's forced to land his commercial aircraft during a terrible storm.

Director: Jean-François Richet | Stars: Gerard Butler, Mike Colter, Tony Goldwyn, Yoson An

Votes: 78,578

The film definitely moves with good pace. 6.5/10

18. Devil's Peak (2023)

97 min | Adventure, Crime, Drama

38 Metascore

Set in North Carolina's Appalachian Mountains, eighteen-year-old Jacob McNeely is torn between appeasing his meth-dealing kingpin father and leaving the mountains forever with the girl he loves.

Director: Ben Young | Stars: Billy Bob Thornton, Robin Wright, Hopper Penn, Katelyn Nacon

Votes: 793

For melodrama to work well, it usually needs to have good dialogue, or at least a great sense of timing in the delivery. This film for the most part definitely lacks in the dialogue department, and the film, especially early on never really finds itself a way to ease the viewer into the characters or the atmosphere in a way that really feels genuine. Much of the timing and execution is just not quite fitting at times, and it makes it feel too much like a film, rather than anything even nearly real. The film however does get somewhat better as it goes. There are a few moments in the film that are well captured, far from all of it however. Most of that I think is just the lack of a quality script in some areas. Some parts of the film feel like a very forced soap opera basically, yet other parts seem a little rushed. Some parts a little overdone, and other parts underdone. All in all however, if you're into films of this kind of subject, it's definitely not terrible overall. Some moments of the film are quite effective. It does have enough in it to make it worth a watch for many I think, but it's certainly not for everyone. 6/10

19. BlackBerry (2023)

R | 120 min | Biography, Comedy, Drama

78 Metascore

The story of the meteoric rise and catastrophic demise of the world's first smartphone.

Director: Matt Johnson | Stars: Jay Baruchel, Glenn Howerton, Matt Johnson, Kelly Van der Burg

Votes: 43,008

Reasonably good if you're interested in this story. Nothing more, nothing less. 6/10

20. Anatomy of a Fall (2023)

R | 151 min | Crime, Drama, Thriller

86 Metascore

A woman is suspected of murder after her husband's death; their half-blind son faces a moral dilemma as the main witness.

Director: Justine Triet | Stars: Sandra Hüller, Swann Arlaud, Milo Machado-Graner, Antoine Reinartz

Votes: 122,313

Drastically overrated by the majority of critics in my view. To me, much of the problem with the film lies in the first few minutes. I was already entirely convinced of what happened within those first few minutes by the scenes themselves, (And I couldn't see it making sense any other way.) and by the end, my very early conclusion was shown to be correct. The main problem with the film is the writing, and in the film not leaving enough doubt as to what may have happened. To me, there was never ANY real reason at all to even suspect the wife beyond her being present at the scene. I fail to believe that this woman would've even been in court in the first place. Not fully explained blood spatter alone is not nearly enough to convict someone on. Sure, the authorities would've grilled her, and been watching her, and looking into everything in her past for a time. That's about as far as it would ever go here however with what they had. All they had was a shaky motive suspicion and not fully explained blood spatter. No authorities would even take the chance to file this charge to begin with. I love watching hard to solve true crime stories or even fictional ones, and to me this just felt overly contrived from quite early on. There are a few legal matters in this film that seem very far from reality, which only made this story feel even more overly manufactured. The film however does get a reasonable rating from me, because aside from the overly contrived aspect of the writing in places, otherwise the film does feel very authentic. The acting and most interactions in the film do come across as feeling quite real. I also feel the makers here were after something interesting, but overall it just wasn't done entirely well enough to shine through. Their aim was good I feel, but the result here misses the target almost entirely. To me the film drastically lacks in terms of feeling fresh, or even compelling. The film was a bore mostly, mainly because the writing was just not of a high enough quality. We've seen much better films about reality and the perception of it. This film really doesn't offer anything new on the matter, nor was it nearly compelling enough to warrant more than 6 stars from me. They could in theory take this same story, write it a little more tightly and creatively, and tell it in about 2 hours. The films running time is also without merit in my opinion. This almost gets a 5 from me, but 6 I think is fair.

6/10

21. Sisu (2022)

R | 91 min | Action, War

70 Metascore

When an ex-soldier who discovers gold in the Lapland wilderness tries to take the loot into the city, German soldiers led by a brutal SS officer battle him.

Director: Jalmari Helander | Stars: Jorma Tommila, Aksel Hennie, Jack Doolan, Mimosa Willamo

Votes: 76,269

For what it is, it's pretty good. If you know what it is going into it, that it's a one man army kind of story, and you're into this kind of film: Then you'll at least find it decently entertaining I'd say. I found it overall, from start to finish certainly more entertaining than Wick 4. At the same time, there's nothing really here that makes it all that special either. Also, there are some parts in Wick 4 that certainly outdo anything in this film. There's certainly a heavy Tarantino influence in this. To me the best thing about the film were the shots, it was a well shot film. 6/10

22. About My Father (2023)

PG-13 | 90 min | Comedy

39 Metascore

When Sebastian tells his old-school Italian immigrant father Salvo that he is going to propose to his all-American girlfriend, Salvo insists on crashing a weekend with her tony parents.

Director: Laura Terruso | Stars: Robert De Niro, Sebastian Maniscalco, Leslie Bibb, Kim Cattrall

Votes: 13,243

It's definitely a film that could be skipped over, though it's far from entirely terrible. It was a passable comedy to me, but certainly nothing special. 6/10

23. Infinity Pool (2023)

R | 117 min | Crime, Horror, Mystery

72 Metascore

James and Em Foster are enjoying an all-inclusive beach vacation in the fictional island of La Tolqa, when a fatal accident exposes the resort's perverse subculture of hedonistic tourism, reckless violence and surreal horrors.

Director: Brandon Cronenberg | Stars: Alexander Skarsgård, Mia Goth, Cleopatra Coleman, Dunja Sepcic

Votes: 56,720

There's absolutely nothing to like here, yet I sort of loved it! Not really, but kind of.

It's another pretty bad film from the young Cronenberg, quite honestly.

This film does continue the theme of a series of the better films in recent memory, that of class warfare. Excess is also another common to our time theme, which is very much a part of this film.

In terms of excess, this film to me blows away the also very recent Babylon, by over celebrated writer/director Damien Chazelle. I agree, he's impressive in a technical sense, and he has created some great scenes here and there, but to me the guy's not at all a strong writer overall. To me, Babylon was basically unimportant and boring nonsense. Triangle of Sadness also has some excess involved, as well as the theme of class warfare.

Anyway, I mostly thought this film was quite terrible, however at the same time I really did love the way you can use this film as an overall allegory of our entire modern world. In a very real sense, the resort in this film, is sort of like how the powerful of our real world have created for themselves, a sort of playground where rarely, if ever are they held accountable to the laws and rules of the world that the vast majority of people are. In this way, I did find the film to be quite thought provoking. However this allegory is clearly not even entirely intentional by the filmmaker, though there is some startling reality to it. For this thought provoking aspect alone, is really the only reason I consider the film to be rated anywhere near the rating I'm giving it. I didn't really like the film much at all, however I did enjoy the way the film was a bit of a springboard toward some very interesting thoughts and realizations that it inspired in me. It's not a good film, nothing close to his Father's best work, or even to his more mediocre work. However at the same time, it may be well worth a viewing for a certain audience. For the masses, don't waste your time. 6/10

24. God Is a Bullet (2023)

18+ | 156 min | Action, Crime, Horror

31 Metascore

Taking matters into his own hands, Detective Bob Hightower tries to infiltrate an evil cult to save his kidnapped daughter and avenge the murder of his wife.

Director: Nick Cassavetes | Stars: Maika Monroe, Nikolaj Coster-Waldau, Karl Glusman, January Jones

Votes: 5,934

Unfortunately I only saw the highly cut 120 minute version, as so far this is actually the only cut available to rent in Canada. I didn't realize this until after I watched the entire film, or I wouldn't have even bothered with it until I could get ahold of the full cut, which is over a half hour longer. Anyway, the film was far from all bad, but certainly the cut version is very tame other than some pretty vulgar language. Hard for me to say what the full film is like in all honesty, eventually hopefully I'll be able to see it all. Though I imagine I would at least slightly rate the uncut version a little higher, I can only give this cut version this rating... 5.5/10

25. The Iron Claw (2023)

R | 132 min | Biography, Drama, Sport

73 Metascore

The true story of the inseparable Von Erich brothers, who made history in the intensely competitive world of professional wrestling in the early 1980s.

Director: Sean Durkin | Stars: Zac Efron, Jeremy Allen White, Harris Dickinson, Maura Tierney

Votes: 57,001

The storytelling/writing here leaves much to be desired. 5.5/10

26. Napoleon (2023)

R | 158 min | Action, Adventure, Biography

64 Metascore

An epic that details the chequered rise and fall of French Emperor Napoleon Bonaparte and his relentless journey to power through the prism of his addictive, volatile relationship with his wife, Josephine.

Director: Ridley Scott | Stars: Joaquin Phoenix, Vanessa Kirby, Tahar Rahim, Rupert Everett

Votes: 139,868

More than anything, it feels somewhat unfinished and fairly distant. That's not even to bring up the fact that this really should be called revisionist history, like Inglorious Bastards and the like. Simply because there's no intention on the filmmakers behalf here to make anything all that close to actual history, and instead the film engages in creating many untrue events. 4.5/10

27. The Holdovers (2023)

R | 133 min | Comedy, Drama

82 Metascore

A cranky history teacher at a prep school is forced to remain on campus over the holidays with a grieving cook and a troubled student who has no place to go.

Director: Alexander Payne | Stars: Paul Giamatti, Da'Vine Joy Randolph, Dominic Sessa, Carrie Preston

Votes: 139,514

Basically a typical Hollywood dramedy for losers. It's not all bad, but it's certainly not good either. This movie is rated an 8.4 out of 10 on here right now. IMDb rarely fails to make me both laugh and shake my head. 4.5/10

28. Jesus Revolution (2023)

PG-13 | 120 min | Drama

46 Metascore

The true story of a national spiritual awakening in the early 1970s and its origins within a community of teenage hippies in Southern California.

Directors: Jon Erwin, Brent McCorkle | Stars: Joel Courtney, Jonathan Roumie, Kimberly Williams-Paisley, Anna Grace Barlow

Votes: 13,886

Little depth. Some scenes feel quite forced, a few quite superficial. Mostly just a big advertisement for a church I'd say, and not at all a convincing one. It has some funny and relatable moments, it's certainly far from all bad. Most actual Christians will likely enjoy it. 4.5/10

29. Origin (2023)

PG-13 | 141 min | Drama, History

75 Metascore

The unspoken system that has shaped America and chronicles how lives today are defined by a hierarchy of human divisions.

Director: Ava DuVernay | Stars: Aunjanue Ellis-Taylor, Jon Bernthal, Niecy Nash, Emily Yancy

Votes: 4,349

It is one thing to think idealistically, and then most often a completely other thing to execute those ideas in a practical manner.

In a way, I really do appreciate this film. I even do think it is somewhat of an important film for sure, and I almost feel bad giving the rating that I'm going to give it. However at the same time I rate films in a certain way, and to me this film definitely fails to be as brave as I would've loved to see it be, and it fails to convey enough of a solidly grounded and cohesive message overall.

So, in the end I really don't feel bad giving it this rating at all. In a sense I'd like to rate this film a 2/10, but in another sense I'd like to rate it a 7/10. It's just one of those films, I love some things about it, but I definitely didn't buy into enough aspects of it. The film simply fails to be entirely convincing.

One of the tings that I really do love about this film, is that it will get people talking about some very important things.

The aim of this film is high, and I greatly respect it for that. Mainly because I think it's at least coming from a fairly honest place here. Though overall I feel the film is far more naive to some degree, than it is successful. In fact to me, the film only argued against itself in a very real sense. I do say "fairly honest", because I also definitely think that at least a few points on American history in this film, could certainly be argued, if not even in fact proven to be false.

Most of all, the film fails to really challenge the viewer as to the ultimate true cause of human divisions. Why? I'd say either because the writer doesn't actually fully understand the entire human issue they're trying to unravel, or they're too afraid of raising the real issue anymore boldly. Things are not as simple as this film sometimes tries to make them seem. Most of all however, because the real root of these issues is bigger than us, and bigger than any system implanted by humans. Even if we left our worlds biggest and hardest philosophical questions out of it. The film still falls short of really going after the depths of cause in regard to the divisions of hierarchy. I also understand however that if it did really go after this idea in depth, the film would be buried by the corporate world almost entirely. This film would pretty much cease to even be. So, that's another very big can of worms to even open. Subtlety can be much more productive at times. It does in fact work well in this film in at least a couple moments. However I failed to see anything about the grander scale of the reality behind this very real issue of the hierarchy of human divisions.

I mean for starters, hierarchies in nature are exactly that, they start out very natural, they are a natural thing. The film avoids all sorts of realities in its quite idealistic take on human divisions, even beyond avoiding the grander scale of the material cause, or otherwise.

I would've given this film at least a 6/10 on here. That is if it had at least conveyed the idea stronger that the American problem is far more than just some old white people who've rigged the system issue. In too many ways, the film is naive, and at other times not clear enough in its vision or ideas. Though I would not dispute that it has some strong moments, and some fairly wise views in it at times. However, to point mainly at a system is nothing short of a copout to me. I didn't feel that it entirely blamed this, but it mostly does convey this belief it seems, which is definitely flawed and greatly simplistic to the reality.

I also thought even the mention of George Floyd at the end did nothing for the film, or the conversations a film like this should or could inspire. Why one name? To me it should clearly be no name, or all names with a subject so grand as this. A life is a life, and I certainly mean no disrespect to George Floyd in saying this, but really. Why scale it down with this kind of thing? One name. To me it just doesn't compliment the film in any sense.

I would even go so far as to say that there was at least one very strong scene in this film. Where the main character is talking to what I assume is a plumber about the leak in her basement. The main character connects to this MAGA hat wearing worker using her humanity, and then the scene goes on to show that because of this, he then is able to better relate to her as a human being, and he then offers her a somewhat greater level of help. I thought that scene was quite brilliantly executed all the way around, and there were some other strong moments here. Overall however, for me it is somewhat of a failure for sure. Though in my estimation, a somewhat important failure.

4/10

30. Dream Scenario (2023)

R | 102 min | Comedy, Drama, Fantasy

74 Metascore

An ordinary family man finds his life turned upside down when strangers suddenly start seeing him in their dreams.

Director: Kristoffer Borgli | Stars: Lily Bird, Nicolas Cage, Julianne Nicholson, Jessica Clement

Votes: 56,426

I enjoyed the film for a while, but it doesn't hold up well by the end, at that point it becomes very underwhelming and pretty much just silly. The social commentary aspect of this film was for the most part, quite terrible. Nothing in it however is quite as ridiculous as the ending; Which really does leave the whole film feeling mostly like a waste of time. 4/10

31. The Old Way (2023)

R | 95 min | Action, Drama, Western

43 Metascore

An old gunslinger and his daughter must face the consequences of his past, when the son of a man he murdered years ago arrives to take his revenge.

Director: Brett Donowho | Stars: Nicolas Cage, Ryan Kiera Armstrong, Clint Howard, Katelyn Bauer

Votes: 8,703

It's not terrible, but overall it does leave you asking some rather strange and pretty nonsensical questions about certain things when all is done. And yes, if it wasn't for massacring a Stones song on the John Wick 4 soundtrack, I would've listed that film just ahead of this one. 4/10

32. Evil Among Us: The Golden State Killer (2023 TV Movie)

TV-MA | Documentary, Crime

To the world, Joseph DeAngelo was a devoted friend, family man, and police officer. But in secret, he assaulted and murdered innocent victims across California for four

Director: Victoria Duley | Stars: Thomas Wilson Pace, Erik Thompson, Anna Lazzaro, Brittany Ransom

Votes: 83

It's a crazy true crime story in this docu, but it really isn't nearly the best option you could find on this very killer. Too many of the commenters are spaced out true crime podcasters, rather than people who were actually close to the case in any sense. This takes away from the overall storytelling here quite a lot. 4/10

33. Oppenheimer (I) (2023)

R | 180 min | Biography, Drama, History

90 Metascore

The story of American scientist J. Robert Oppenheimer and his role in the development of the atomic bomb.

Director: Christopher Nolan | Stars: Cillian Murphy, Emily Blunt, Matt Damon, Robert Downey Jr.

Votes: 730,830 | Gross: $326.11M

Another bloated pseudo-intellectual Science film from Christopher Nolan. The film really is so safe in terms of the entire approach. There's nothing overly challenging here, and overall the film lacks the intensity you'd expected in a story such as this. The film is also self-aggrandizing, and partially at least, in the wrong way. I actually thought I'd like this film, but I definitely do not. Standard and safe are the two main feelings I had by the end of it. Without Nolan's technical prowess and the finer actors here, this could basically just be a Lifetime biography film. 4/10

34. Anyone But You (2023)

R | 103 min | Comedy, Romance

52 Metascore

After an amazing first date, Bea and Ben's fiery attraction turns ice-cold--until they find themselves unexpectedly reunited at a wedding in Australia. So they do what any two mature adults would do: pretend to be a couple.

Director: Will Gluck | Stars: Sydney Sweeney, Glen Powell, Alexandra Shipp, Mia Artemis

Votes: 75,060

Not exactly brutal, but it would certainly be at least mildly torturous trying to watch it a 2nd time. Once was more than enough for me. Most films that I feel are barely even worth one watch, I tend to rate as 4's. I feel this one fits that mold 100%.

4/10

35. Eileen (2023)

R | 97 min | Drama, Mystery, Thriller

72 Metascore

A woman's friendship with a new co-worker at the prison facility where she works takes a sinister turn.

Director: William Oldroyd | Stars: Thomasin McKenzie, Shea Whigham, Sam Nivola, Siobhan Fallon Hogan

Votes: 10,996

About 30% of the film was interesting. 3.5/10

36. The Shift (II) (2023)

PG-13 | 115 min | Sci-Fi

After meeting a mysterious stranger, a man must escape a dystopian world to return to his wife.

Director: Brock Heasley | Stars: Kristoffer Polaha, Neal McDonough, Elizabeth Tabish, Sean Astin

Votes: 4,691

There's actually a good story buried in this film. However it isn't translated overly well here, and many parts fail to be convincing. 3.5/10

37. Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret. (2023)

PG-13 | 106 min | Comedy, Drama, Family

84 Metascore

When her family moves from the city to the suburbs, 11-year-old Margaret navigates new friends, feelings, and the beginning of adolescence.

Director: Kelly Fremon Craig | Stars: Abby Ryder Fortson, Rachel McAdams, Kathy Bates, Benny Safdie

Votes: 27,536

While there are a few cute moments, and at times also some very relatable moments that are decently captured here. Overall the script is a huge letdown. This is honestly one of the laziest scripts I can recall in recent times. Kathy Bates is easily the highlight in this mostly very underwhelming and frequently clunky film. 3.5/10

38. Killers of the Flower Moon (2023)

R | 206 min | Crime, Drama, History

89 Metascore

When oil is discovered in 1920s Oklahoma under Osage Nation land, the Osage people are murdered one by one - until the FBI steps in to unravel the mystery.

Director: Martin Scorsese | Stars: Leonardo DiCaprio, Robert De Niro, Lily Gladstone, Jesse Plemons

Votes: 239,923

As much as I love many Scorsese films, I can now say that I definitely feel that two of his films are downright terrible. This being one of them, Silence being the other. Honestly the only thing overly worth viewing in this picture is Leo's performance. This may in fact be the best performance of his career. Too bad it had to be in such a standard and uninteresting story of greed. To me, the story here is just laughable really, much like Silence. There's really nothing remotely new or compelling here. In multiple ways, this is far more reminiscent of a cartoon, rather than a film like Mean Streets or Goodfellas. Especially when it comes to the De Niro character here. Just silly, I hate to say it Marty, but this may as well have been a superhero film. The very ones he has criticized in recent years. I agree with him that there are too many superhero films these days, and that they're really not cinema to me either, but this film is not helping anything in my view. In fact even the timing of releasing a film like this, with this kind of story, it seems to me to be just so out of touch with the present world. All I mean is that, really there's nothing good that this kind of story can do for the world right now.

Lily Gladstone was pretty strong in her role, as were a few of the other actors, and with Marty of course the film looks good. However there's not nearly enough of a good story writing wise here to even justify a 90 minute film in my view. At least, not with such one dimensional key characters like De Niro's William Hale here. This picture is definitely better than Silence in my mind, but that's not saying much. 3/10

39. Girl in the Closet (2023 TV Movie)

TV-14 | 87 min | Drama

After her mother suffered an aneurysm, 10-year-old Cameron was adopted by her Aunt Mia, who already had a husband and a daughter. Soon after coming to her new home, Cameron started hearing ... See full summary »

Director: Jaira Thomas | Stars: Tami Roman, Remy Ma, Stevie Baggs Jr., Danielle LaRoach

Votes: 605

The saddest thing about this Lifetime film may be that many of the bigger Hollywood productions from the last few years, are amazingly even worse! 3/10

40. Trafficking (2023)

96 min | Crime, Drama

A former hitman and down-on-his-luck debt collector known only as Requiem rescues a young girl after her parents are murdered by an international child trafficking gang, igniting an violent game of cat-and-mouse.

Director: Richard John Taylor | Stars: Leslie Grantham, Nicholas Ball, Sian Altman, Michael McKell

Votes: 874

Quite bad, but not without a few qualities at least. 3/10

41. John Wick: Chapter 4 (2023)

R | 169 min | Action, Crime, Thriller

78 Metascore

John Wick uncovers a path to defeating The High Table. But before he can earn his freedom, Wick must face off against a new enemy with powerful alliances across the globe and forces that turn old friends into foes.

Director: Chad Stahelski | Stars: Keanu Reeves, Laurence Fishburne, George Georgiou, Lance Reddick

Votes: 334,200 | Gross: $187.13M

In my view this was actually the least interesting/entertaining of the 4 Wick films in terms of the actual fighting scenes/action. Though the blind guy is pretty great at times.

The story in this one for the most part however is definitely better overall than the 2nd and 3rd films I feel. Nonetheless there are also a lot of silly moments in this one, and really much of the last half hour or so of this film is pretty bad, and quite boring. However a lot of people seem to love to watch Keanu Reeves pretend to beat people up for a couple hours. Hey, whatever floats your boat. I don't understand the allure at all.

The last 5 minutes or so of the film is decent really, not a bad ending at all. The lead into the end was pretty weak for around 30 previous minutes however. The film also has a strong nod to Walter Hill's The Warriors. However the way the nod is done is really so cheesy, especially in comparison to how effective Hill made the same kind of thing work in his film. Hey boppers, this John Wick stuff is turning into way too much of a cheese-fest!

I also actually took a full extra point off of my rating of this film here, just for the brutally bad version of the Rolling Stones 'Paint It Black' that was massacred in the film. It wasn't enough to give us a mediocre at best action film, they also had to try to ruin our memories of a truly great classic rock song as well. Sad stuff! To me, it's pretty much sacrilege to ruin a great Stones song. Good riddance to the John Wick series, a series that in my view should've never gone past the 1st film in terms of the artistic aspect, but of course the series has made great financial success throughout. So of course, that means besides the 4 films, a TV series will come of it eventually. Insert puke emoji here. 3/10

42. The Boogeyman (I) (2023)

PG-13 | 98 min | Horror, Mystery, Thriller

55 Metascore

Still reeling from the tragic death of their mother, a teenage girl and her younger sister find themselves plagued by a sadistic presence in their house and struggle to get their grieving father to pay attention before it's too late.

Director: Rob Savage | Stars: Sophie Thatcher, Chris Messina, Vivien Lyra Blair, David Dastmalchian

Votes: 43,990

Ultra generic with a strong dose of stupid. Lookout for the bad editing goofs as well. 3/10

43. Joy Ride (2023)

R | 95 min | Comedy

74 Metascore

Follows four Asian American friends as they bond and discover the truth of what it means to know and love who you are, while they travel through China in search of one of their birth mothers.

Director: Adele Lim | Stars: Ashley Park, Sherry Cola, Stephanie Hsu, Sabrina Wu

Votes: 23,396

Pretty generic story with some outrageous crudeness here and there. The film seems so forced right from the start. Very little, if any of the comedy feels organic. I was hoping that this film might capture some great Margaret Cho type crazy moments, (She's really had me laughing a few times in the past.), but really it's mostly just a very safe and familiar Hollywood story, with some vulgar sexual moments. It's not overly strong in grabbing your heart to any degree, nor in challenging anything timely or interesting. Perhaps I've been watching too many good comedians like Dave Chappelle lately or something. I don't know, but to me this film was basically just not funny aside from a few partial chuckles. The film was mostly a bore. 3/10

44. How to Blow Up a Pipeline (2022)

R | 104 min | Action, Crime, Drama

76 Metascore

A crew of environmental activists plot a daring plan to disrupt an oil pipeline.

Director: Daniel Goldhaber | Stars: Ariela Barer, Kristine Froseth, Lukas Gage, Forrest Goodluck

Votes: 10,118

The preview I saw left me thinking that this may be a thought provoking film, which is something I love. So I checked it out. Unfortunately the film really is just an unintelligent mass of nonsense for the most part. This is very irresponsible and misguided filmmaking. This film really only overemphasized for me how stupid it is to take the shortcut route, and try to sabotage industry in order to prevent environmental destruction, etc. There really is no excuse for such a thing, other than lazy mindedness and anger, which in all truth are not at all good excuses. The film somewhat reminds me of the controversial book, The Anarchists Cookbook, but not in a good way. The author of that book went onto regret it, denounce it and to in fact try to stop it from being further published. Sure, a person could say that some industries have historically been responsible for this or that, but where does it end? There is basically no industry on earth that has had an entirely honest development. The main issue is I feel, that you can't try to force massive change in a violent way. It will not work, you will only force your advisory to become stronger, especially when it comes to the modern corporate world. Will a corporation even end up paying for a eco-terror attack? Probably not, usually it will likely end up on the tab of the taxpayer in some way or another. Sad, but true. This kind of mentality of trying to sabotage industry and corporate interests only digs deeper holes for all. Get real, breathe, and find a path toward helping create real meaningful and lasting change, if that is what you truly seek. All other avenues in searching for such a thing lack balance/sanity. 3/10

45. Cocaine Bear (2023)

R | 95 min | Comedy, Thriller

54 Metascore

An oddball group of cops, criminals, tourists and teens converge on a Georgia forest where a huge black bear goes on a murderous rampage after unintentionally ingesting cocaine.

Director: Elizabeth Banks | Stars: Keri Russell, Alden Ehrenreich, O'Shea Jackson Jr., Ray Liotta

Votes: 107,509

It honestly somewhat shocks me that some producers in Hollyweird decided that this subject matter would make for a good comedy.

I like Elizabeth Banks, she seems like a fairly down to earth person for a Hollywood actress, and now here a first time director. However I think this was a bad decision on her part to try to get started in the directing world with this stinker. Perhaps just as bad of a choice as it was to publicly state that Spielberg had never directed a film with a female lead. What a blunder that was. Really not what you'd hope from an apparently aspiring director. How can she never have heard of A Color Purple? To me, it's easily one of his all time best films. Truly it is somewhat undermining to the women's movement of "we deserve the same as the men" when she's making comments like that, and a silly fluff film like this.

Anyway, this film does have a few funny moments, but overall it's just very stupid without being very funny. It's also quite gory. The film is an odd one in my view, and definitely quite far from a good film in any particular sense. To watch this film a 2nd time, for me would be like trying to endure some form of mild torture for most of the hour and a half. No thanks!

The only way this film would've worked in my view is if they went really crazy with it. This idea needs to be much crazier and really funny. The final product here ends up way short of that. It has moments that show that it may have been able to work, but the writing here and ideas are just not nearly enough.

3/10

46. No Hard Feelings (2023)

R | 103 min | Comedy, Romance

59 Metascore

On the brink of losing her home, Maddie finds an intriguing job listing: helicopter parents looking for someone to bring their introverted 19-year-old son out of his shell before college. She has one summer to make him a man or die trying.

Director: Gene Stupnitsky | Stars: Jennifer Lawrence, Andrew Barth Feldman, Laura Benanti, Matthew Broderick

Votes: 160,189

Ultra standard delivery, ultra generic writing, and of course all that adds up to, ultra predictable. It's much like a standard Lifetime movie you'd see on during the day, but with a glossy, but yet very trashy and sexually aggressive woman in it. Both lead characters are devastatingly pathetic, and this sometimes can work in a comedy, sure. But you know, it actually has to have some funny jokes in it to do so. In a half filled theatre, I heard a couple of chuckles here and there throughout the entire film. I can't honestly even recall seeing a comedy film hit an audience in such silence in the theatre in my whole life. And checkout my lists, I've seen tons of comedies in the theatre over the years.

After seeing some of the Hollywood films from recent history, I really do wonder if they're not truly trying to kill the theatre industry for good. This film was unbelievably boring. Out of the maybe 4 or 5 even slightly funny parts, I think at least 3 of them are in the trailer. Save yourself, only watch this film for free, if you really want to see it at all. That's my advice, because this for the most part is just garbage! In fact, most garbage cans are probably more interesting than this film. I felt like walking out, I was so bored with it. I've yet to ever walk out of a film, but this one almost got me to do it.

I'm not sure it's really fair to put this ahead of Scream VI on my list here, consider them both a tie for very near last place. When you see two films this bad, it almost makes you want to rate Cocaine Bear a 3.5. At least that film did have a few fairly decent moments. Hollywood is sinking to all new lows in the last many years in my view. The bar has never been lower, in fact at this point, they should probably bend over and pick that bar up off the floor of hell.

2.5/10

47. Inside Man (2023)

91 min | Crime, Drama, Thriller

Based on true events, a disgraced police detective seeking redemption by going undercover to expose a violent crime syndicate. But as he sinks deeper into the mob, the price for absolution may be higher than he can afford.

Director: Danny A. Abeckaser | Stars: Emile Hirsch, Jake Cannavale, Lucy Hale, Ashley Greene

Votes: 1,472

The director here seems to have no idea how to tell this story. The way some scenes come across seem so obviously wrong, as if the story, the director and the actors are not entirely on the same page. They haven't thought the film through well enough. This easily could've been at least a decent film with these actors and the crime story. However the film leaves us mostly just stunned in disbelief as to how badly this story is conveyed to us at certain times. The writing is also quite weak in some areas, and much of it just seems regurgitated from other classic crime films, (Which could still be reasonably good if done well.). At the very start of the film, it actually does seem fairly good, until you start to see all the problems I've previously mentioned here. At that point, it just starts to become ridiculous.

2.5/10

48. The Royal Hotel (2023)

R | 91 min | Thriller

77 Metascore

Backpackers Hanna and Liv take a job in a remote Australian pub for some extra cash and are confronted with a bunch of unruly locals and a situation that rapidly leaps out of their control.

Director: Kitty Green | Stars: Julia Garner, Jessica Henwick, Herbert Nordrum, Dylan River

Votes: 9,348

This Is NOT A Thriller

I can't believe they're marketing this as a thriller. There isn't even one thrill in it really, well aside from a snake perhaps. I know many people overly hate snakes. To me, this film was really nothing but a drama.

The trailer is highly misleading, and honestly more suspenseful than any part of the actual film. Hopefully someone sues them for false advertising.

At least there were a couple of funny moments. Other than that however, what a hallow and boring film. The characters are mostly bland and they're all very one dimensional. Some people claim that the film is a horror. What? I'm not sure how anyone could even be remotely thrilled by this film, beyond a single moment or two.

The one main character is almost constantly paranoid about basically nothing and everything. She even openly states so. The rest of the characters are all drunks basically, other than the one woman that first drives the two girls to the hotel. That's the movie, a somewhat uptight and paranoid young woman out of her element, surrounded by a bunch of drunks. Much of the film is just silly, but the end especially is beyond ridiculous.

2.5/10

49. A Haunting in Venice (2023)

PG-13 | 103 min | Crime, Drama, Horror

63 Metascore

In post-World War II Venice, Poirot, now retired and living in his own exile, reluctantly attends a seance. But when one of the guests is murdered, it is up to the former detective to once again uncover the killer.

Director: Kenneth Branagh | Stars: Kenneth Branagh, Michelle Yeoh, Jamie Dornan, Tina Fey

Votes: 112,463

I really enjoy a few films that Branagh has directed. However this film pretty much left me in shock as to how bad it is. This may be the most surprisingly terrible film of the year. 2.5/10

50. Scream VI (2023)

R | 122 min | Horror, Mystery, Thriller

61 Metascore

In the next installment, the survivors of the Ghostface killings leave Woodsboro behind and start a fresh chapter in New York City.

Directors: Matt Bettinelli-Olpin, Tyler Gillett | Stars: Courteney Cox, Melissa Barrera, Jenna Ortega, Jasmin Savoy Brown

Votes: 119,620

To me it mostly only screamed 2 things.

Scream!

There's a lot of stupidity.

Scream!

There's a lot of bad acting.

It's mostly a clunky and messy yawner of a film. At points, it gets nearly painful to watch. Is it a horror film in truth? Horrific writing for certain! In my view, contrary to what some have said, this is definitely NOT the 2nd best film in the series. Not that there really is a good 2nd film in the series in the first place. Enough said. 2.5/10

51. Beau Is Afraid (2023)

R | 179 min | Comedy, Drama, Horror

63 Metascore

Following the sudden death of his mother, a mild-mannered but anxiety-ridden man confronts his darkest fears as he embarks on an epic, Kafkaesque odyssey back home.

Director: Ari Aster | Stars: Joaquin Phoenix, Patti LuPone, Amy Ryan, Nathan Lane

Votes: 60,753

While many modern critics (But far from all.) seem to be impressed by Ari Aster's films so far, I'm still entirely wondering why. The guy's a hack writer whose every single film and story idea seems to be stolen. To me, all three of his films are brutally bad, with nothing but regurgitated material. 2/10

52. Saltburn (2023)

R | 131 min | Drama, Thriller

61 Metascore

A student at Oxford University finds himself drawn into the world of a charming and aristocratic classmate, who invites him to his eccentric family's sprawling estate for a summer never to be forgotten.

Director: Emerald Fennell | Stars: Barry Keoghan, Jacob Elordi, Rosamund Pike, Richard E. Grant

Votes: 205,917

People actually liked this junk? Some puzzles are nearly impossible to figure. This is one of the most boring and unconvincing films I've ever seen, and I've literally seen many thousands of films. Everything in it, has been done before, and most importantly it's also all been done far, far better. So why make this film in the first place? I have no idea on that puzzle either. The fact that this film got a major theatre release is just ridiculous to me. Other than some beautiful visuals and a couple of extreme moments, this is basically just another terrible Lifetime movie or the like. One couple walked out of this film in the theatre I went to, even before the halfway point. I'd say they made the right choice, I'm really not sure why I stayed. Basically nothing in this film comes off as even remotely authentic feeling. It's utter trash to me. Even the twist for the most part is very predictable, at least it is if you've seen as many films as I have. I was entirely convinced early on that character A, was inevitably going to kill character B. I also agree with a lot of the reviews here, it's basically a very boring and very unauthentic feeling version of The Talented Mr. Ripley. Do yourself a favor, skip this and just watch that film again. 2/10

53. The Last Voyage of the Demeter (2023)

R | 118 min | Fantasy, Horror

52 Metascore

A crew sailing from Varna (Bulgaria) by the Black Sea to England find that they are carrying very dangerous cargo.

Director: André Øvredal | Stars: Corey Hawkins, Aisling Franciosi, Liam Cunningham, David Dastmalchian

Votes: 49,354

There are a lot of Dracula films. I doubt I've seen all of them, but this is definitely the worst of the ones I have seen. I mean this was a slight step up from watching paint dry. Nothing in the film is overly engaging. It's a very familiar and ho-hum film every step of the way. Even the acting is not quite what you'd hope for. There was no real feeling of dread or fear here, just lameness. The director, cast and the lack of music just didn't create a strong feeling for the setting or much atmosphere at all. 2/10

54. Barbie (I) (2023)

PG-13 | 114 min | Adventure, Comedy, Fantasy

80 Metascore

Barbie and Ken are having the time of their lives in the colorful and seemingly perfect world of Barbie Land. However, when they get a chance to go to the real world, they soon discover the joys and perils of living among humans.

Director: Greta Gerwig | Stars: Margot Robbie, Ryan Gosling, Issa Rae, Kate McKinnon

Votes: 537,234 | Gross: $636.24M

Political Barbie? Adult Oriented Barbie? I've never heard such things. Until this film that is.

I must admit I did not nearly expect to see what I saw, when I went to see this film. I thought it being such a big film and all, that it must at least be somewhat fun.

It was unbelievable to me how much of a chore it was to actually get through this deranged mess of a film. I must say, I suppose it was partly my own fault not being at all prepared for what I was about to see. I mean I truly went into this thinking that it was mostly a kids movie. My goodness, I'd rather let a young child watch the original Nightmare On Elm Street over this mind numbing rubbish. They'd even probably like that film more. Pretty certain they'd have a much easier time going to bed after this film however.

That's actually the best thing about this film in my view. I really doubt that many kids will latch onto this film much at all. In fact, they'd likely be bored to death of it before long, just as I was.

Anyway, what a clunky and overly contrived cringe-fest of a film this was. I would honestly say, out of around 7000 feature films I've rated on this site, none are truly worse than this confused mess.

0/10



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