The 50 Worst Movies Of All Time
by Cursing_Parrot | created - 04 Apr 2011 | updated - 16 Feb 2020 | PublicThis is a list for all the things you need to install a bidet in your bomb shelter.
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1. Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (2009)
PG-13 | 149 min | Action, Adventure, Sci-Fi
Sam Witwicky leaves the Autobots behind for a normal life. But when his mind is filled with cryptic symbols, the Decepticons target him and he is dragged back into the Transformers' war.
Director: Michael Bay | Stars: Shia LaBeouf, Megan Fox, Josh Duhamel, Tyrese Gibson
Votes: 428,629 | Gross: $402.11M
Some thoughts on this $200 million misery marathon...
These are the only thoughts that ever went into it.
John Turturro should have to go door to door and tell everyone he was in Transformers 2.
Sheia Labeouf still owes us three more years of wearing a bag on his head.
Walker Texas Ranger had better performances and dialogue.
I would have enjoyed Megan Fox's performance more if I couldn't still see Michael Bays fingerprints on her from positioning her just so.
Yes, Walker Texas Ranger.
Congrats! You beat the likes of Human Centipede 2 and Working Girl as the movie most likely to cause nauseous fever dreams that won't let me get to the bathroom on time.
2. Battlefield Earth (2000)
PG-13 | 117 min | Action, Adventure, Sci-Fi
It's the year 3000 A.D., and the Earth is lost to the alien race of Psychlos. Humanity is enslaved by these gold-thirsty tyrants, who are unaware that their 'man-animals' are about to ignite the rebellion of a lifetime.
Director: Roger Christian | Stars: John Travolta, Forest Whitaker, Barry Pepper, Kim Coates
Votes: 83,121 | Gross: $21.47M
I still can't make it from beginning to end with this "film". I'm pretty sure it was edited in a kiosk at a mall.
3. Ishtar (1987)
PG-13 | 107 min | Action, Adventure, Comedy
Two terrible lounge singers get booked to play a gig in a Moroccan hotel but somehow become pawns in an international power play between the C.I.A., the Emir of Ishtar, and the rebels trying to overthrow his regime.
Director: Elaine May | Stars: Warren Beatty, Dustin Hoffman, Isabelle Adjani, Charles Grodin
Votes: 12,034 | Gross: $14.38M
Dustin Hoffman and Warren Beatty are two singers who get caught up in...ugh. I can't go on.
4. Howard the Duck (1986)
PG | 110 min | Action, Adventure, Comedy
A sarcastic humanoid duck is pulled from his homeworld to Earth where he must stop an alien invasion with the help of a nerdy scientist and a struggling female rock singer.
Director: Willard Huyck | Stars: Lea Thompson, Jeffrey Jones, Tim Robbins, Ed Gale
Votes: 50,769 | Gross: $16.30M
Now, just follow me on this for a sec, if Willy Robertson were to have shown up and shot Howard in the face, this would be on a different list!
5. The Green Berets (1968)
G | 142 min | Drama, War
Col. Mike Kirby picks two teams of crack Green Berets for a mission in South Vietnam. First off is to build and control a camp that is trying to be taken by the enemy the second mission is to kidnap a North Vietnamese General.
Directors: Ray Kellogg, John Wayne, Mervyn LeRoy | Stars: John Wayne, David Janssen, Jim Hutton, Aldo Ray
Votes: 13,881 | Gross: $21.71M
It was supposed to be the Vietnam war that this movie was plugging, but the film makers didn't seem to know it. I think they were just plugging war in general. And badly. I kept waiting for the jungle in the background to fall over and reveal the catering crew.
6. Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones (2002)
PG | 142 min | Action, Adventure, Fantasy
Ten years after initially meeting, Anakin Skywalker shares a forbidden romance with Padmé Amidala, while Obi-Wan Kenobi discovers a secret clone army crafted for the Jedi.
Director: George Lucas | Stars: Hayden Christensen, Natalie Portman, Ewan McGregor, Christopher Lee
Votes: 759,358 | Gross: $310.68M
I hate this movie movie than Anakin hates sand.
7. Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot (1992)
PG-13 | 87 min | Action, Comedy
A tough police sergeant's overbearing mother comes to visit him and begins to meddle in his life and career.
Director: Roger Spottiswoode | Stars: Sylvester Stallone, Estelle Getty, JoBeth Williams, Roger Rees
Votes: 44,772 | Gross: $28.41M
The unfunny title is the funniest thing about this movie.
8. Speed 2: Cruise Control (1997)
PG-13 | 121 min | Action, Adventure, Crime
A computer hacker breaks into the computer system of the Seabourn Legend cruise liner and sets it speeding on a collision course into a gigantic oil tanker.
Director: Jan de Bont | Stars: Sandra Bullock, Jason Patric, Willem Dafoe, Temuera Morrison
Votes: 85,995 | Gross: $48.61M
Remember that scene where she said she liked taking care of her boyfrend when he was sick? (no? it's ok) Who was there to take care of me when this movie made me sick?
9. Leonard Part 6 (1987)
PG | 85 min | Action, Comedy, Sci-Fi
Secret Agent Leonard Parker (Bill Cosby) is called out of retirement to save the world from evil genius Medusa Johnson (Gloria Foster).
Director: Paul Weiland | Stars: Bill Cosby, Tom Courtenay, Joe Don Baker, Moses Gunn
Votes: 8,665 | Gross: $4.92M
I've seen better film on teeth.
10. Cocktail (1988)
R | 104 min | Comedy, Drama, Romance
A talented New York City bartender takes a job at a bar in Jamaica and falls in love.
Director: Roger Donaldson | Stars: Tom Cruise, Bryan Brown, Elisabeth Shue, Lisa Banes
Votes: 91,923 | Gross: $78.22M
Tom Cruise tosses drinks. This viewer tosses his lunch.
11. Dream a Little Dream (1989)
PG-13 | 114 min | Comedy, Drama, Romance
An accident puts the consciousness of an elderly dream researcher into the body of a bratty teenager. The problem? The kid prefers dreamworld limbo to real life.
Director: Marc Rocco | Stars: Corey Feldman, Jason Robards, Corey Haim, Piper Laurie
Votes: 7,831 | Gross: $5.55M
Of all the bad teen movies of the 80's and all the bad body-swap movies, this is the only one that made me want to find a car battery or a small child and smash the screen.
12. Derailed (I) (2005)
R | 108 min | Crime, Drama, Thriller
When two married business executives having an affair are blackmailed by a violent criminal, the two must turn the tables on him to save their families.
Director: Mikael Håfström | Stars: Clive Owen, Jennifer Aniston, Vincent Cassel, Addison Timlin
Votes: 76,402 | Gross: $36.02M
Lots of complaints about Anistons performance here, but Owen was also miscast as the stupidest character to ever be in a movie. My dog knew what was going on, and my dog is an idiot!
13. Lara Croft: Tomb Raider (2001)
PG-13 | 100 min | Action, Adventure, Fantasy
Video game adventurer Lara Croft comes to life in a movie where she races against time and villains to recover powerful ancient artifacts.
Director: Simon West | Stars: Angelina Jolie, Jon Voight, Iain Glen, Noah Taylor
Votes: 219,038 | Gross: $131.14M
This movie was so dull, I didn't just break my dvd player, I broke my Playstation!
14. Can't Buy Me Love (1987)
PG-13 | 94 min | Comedy, Drama, Romance
An outcast secretly pays the most popular girl in school one thousand dollars to pretend to be his girlfriend for a month.
Director: Steve Rash | Stars: Patrick Dempsey, Amanda Peterson, Courtney Gains, Tina Caspary
Votes: 42,036 | Gross: $31.62M
Also can't buy a good script, good performance, good directing...
15. Last Action Hero (1993)
PG-13 | 130 min | Action, Adventure, Comedy
With the help of a magic ticket, a young movie fan is transported into the fictional world of his favorite action movie character.
Director: John McTiernan | Stars: Arnold Schwarzenegger, F. Murray Abraham, Art Carney, Charles Dance
Votes: 163,918 | Gross: $50.02M
Redefines the genre of Vanity Project.
16. Regarding Henry (1991)
PG-13 | 108 min | Drama, Romance
After being shot, a lawyer loses his memory and must relearn speech and mobility, but he has a loving family to support him.
Director: Mike Nichols | Stars: Harrison Ford, Annette Bening, Michael Haley, Stanley Swerdlow
Votes: 34,378 | Gross: $43.00M
A jerk gets shot in the noggin and becomes so nice and puppy doggish, I wanted to shoot him in the head again.
17. Hook (1991)
PG | 142 min | Adventure, Comedy, Family
When Captain James Hook kidnaps his children, an adult Peter Pan must return to Neverland and reclaim his youthful spirit in order to challenge his old enemy.
Director: Steven Spielberg | Stars: Dustin Hoffman, Robin Williams, Julia Roberts, Bob Hoskins
Votes: 273,351 | Gross: $119.65M
It's Regarding Henry, but with tights. And eyeliner, omg with the eyeliner. (sadly, nobody gets a bullet in the head)
18. My Life (1993)
PG-13 | 117 min | Drama
A terminally ill man prepares for his death.
Director: Bruce Joel Rubin | Stars: Michael Keaton, Nicole Kidman, Bradley Whitford, Queen Latifah
Votes: 12,187 | Gross: $27.48M
When Nicole Kidman turns to her husband all teary eyed and says "Love us", I realized how much MY LIFE was worth and hit the eject button!
19. St. Elmo's Fire (1985)
R | 110 min | Drama, Romance
A group of friends, just out of college, struggle with adulthood.
Director: Joel Schumacher | Stars: Demi Moore, Rob Lowe, Andrew McCarthy, Emilio Estevez
Votes: 46,416 | Gross: $37.80M
Two hours of relentless whining! Waaa, waaa, waaa! And not one of these characters, (not one!) has the decency to die.
20. The Specialist (1994)
R | 110 min | Action, Drama, Thriller
A woman entices a bomb expert she's involved with into destroying the mafia that killed her family.
Director: Luis Llosa | Stars: Sylvester Stallone, Sharon Stone, James Woods, Rod Steiger
Votes: 69,801 | Gross: $57.36M
No movie with James Woods and Eric Roberts as the villians should be this unwatchable.
21. Sliver (1993)
R | 107 min | Drama, Thriller
A woman moves into an exclusive New York City apartment building that she soon discovers houses tenants with all manner of shocking secrets.
Director: Phillip Noyce | Stars: Sharon Stone, William Baldwin, Tom Berenger, Polly Walker
Votes: 34,054 | Gross: $36.30M
Stone and Baldwin give performances so bad...well, that was a given wasn't it?
22. Fair Game (1995)
R | 91 min | Action, Romance, Thriller
Max Kirkpatrick is a cop who protects Kate McQuean, a civil law attorney, from a renegade KGB team out to terminate her.
Director: Andrew Sipes | Stars: William Baldwin, Cindy Crawford, Steven Berkoff, Christopher McDonald
Votes: 13,846 | Gross: $11.53M
One could joke about Crawfords acting, but let us not ignore Billy Baldwin, who gives plywood a run for it's money.
23. Harlem Nights (1989)
R | 116 min | Comedy, Crime, Drama
During the 1930s, a New York City illegal gambling house owner and his associates must deal with strong competition, gangsters, and corrupt cops in order to stay in business.
Director: Eddie Murphy | Stars: Eddie Murphy, Richard Pryor, Redd Foxx, Danny Aiello
Votes: 24,809 | Gross: $60.86M
So Jasmine Guy is supposed to kill Eddie Murphy's character, but she just HAS to have sex with him first. (Murphy is also the director) But surprise! Her gun is empty so he shoots her in the face! Later, Richard Pryor remarks, "That must've been some bad (bleep)!" Murphy, Pryor and Foxx. That's three legendary comedians, and zero laughs.
24. The NeverEnding Story (1984)
PG | 102 min | Adventure, Drama, Family
A troubled boy dives into a wondrous fantasy world through the pages of a mysterious book.
Director: Wolfgang Petersen | Stars: Noah Hathaway, Barret Oliver, Tami Stronach, Gerald McRaney
Votes: 157,037 | Gross: $20.16M
A giant fying cocker spaniel! Talking rock people! A very creepy little princess! A grim horse death scene! (I'm still convinced the horse committed suicide, then promptly fired its agent) Also Limahl.
25. Bye Bye Love (1995)
PG-13 | 106 min | Comedy, Drama, Romance
A story about the family breakup of three divorced men. The film presented their perspective and it reveals their relationship with their children, ex-wives, girl friends, male friendships, and their identities as divorced men.
Director: Sam Weisman | Stars: Matthew Modine, Randy Quaid, Paul Reiser, Janeane Garofalo
Votes: 6,565 | Gross: $12.10M
This isn't just one of the worst movies I've ever seen, it's one of the worst McDonald's commercials I have ever seen as well!
26. How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days (2003)
PG-13 | 116 min | Comedy, Romance
Benjamin Barry is an advertising executive and ladies' man who, to win a big campaign, bets that he can make a woman fall in love with him in 10 days.
Director: Donald Petrie | Stars: Kate Hudson, Matthew McConaughey, Adam Goldberg, Kathryn Hahn
Votes: 270,253 | Gross: $105.81M
I don't know how else to put it. This movie made me wanna burn things.
27. Tango & Cash (1989)
R | 104 min | Action, Comedy, Crime
Framed by their ruthless arch-nemesis, a pair of mismatched LAPD officers must put their differences aside to get even with the brutal crime baron who sent them to rot in a maximum-security prison.
Directors: Andrey Konchalovskiy, Albert Magnoli | Stars: Sylvester Stallone, Kurt Russell, Teri Hatcher, Jack Palance
Votes: 113,640 | Gross: $63.41M
A story of two super cops preening and mugging, who take down a cartel? Or an allegory of innocence lost and redemption found? Discuss.
28. Boomerang (1992)
R | 117 min | Comedy, Drama, Romance
A successful executive and womanizer finds his lifestyle choices have turned back on him when his new female boss turns out to be an even bigger deviant than he is.
Director: Reginald Hudlin | Stars: Eddie Murphy, Robin Givens, Halle Berry, David Alan Grier
Votes: 31,393 | Gross: $70.10M
Eddie Murphy gets his commupance! How you ask? By sleeping with Robyn Givens and Halle Berry! So, when can I get my commupance?
29. America's Sweethearts (2001)
PG-13 | 102 min | Comedy, Romance
A movie publicist deals with the messy public split of his movie's co-stars while keeping reporters at bay while a reclusive director holds the film's print hostage.
Director: Joe Roth | Stars: Julia Roberts, John Cusack, Billy Crystal, Catherine Zeta-Jones
Votes: 60,372 | Gross: $93.61M
Many people ask what happened to my eyes. The answer is, I tried to claw them out somewhere around the halfway point of this movie.
30. Wild Hogs (2007)
PG-13 | 100 min | Action, Adventure, Comedy
A group of suburban biker wannabes looking for adventure hit the open road, but get more than they bargained for when they encounter a New Mexico gang called the Del Fuegos.
Director: Walt Becker | Stars: Tim Allen, Martin Lawrence, John Travolta, William H. Macy
Votes: 123,411 | Gross: $168.27M
Travolta is an every other decade kind of actor. The 70's (Saturday Night Fever, Carrie) great. The 80's (Staying Alive, Perfect, Look Who's Talking) woeful. The 90's (Pulp Fiction, Get Shorty, Face/Off, Primary Colors) now we're talkin! The 00's (Battlefield Earth, Domestic Disturbance, Old Dogs and this, this thing) now we're barfing. Tim Allen sucks in any decade.
31. Pearl Harbor (2001)
PG-13 | 183 min | Action, Drama, Romance
A tale of war and romance mixed in with history. The story follows two lifelong friends and a beautiful nurse who are caught up in the horror of an infamous Sunday morning in 1941.
Director: Michael Bay | Stars: Ben Affleck, Kate Beckinsale, Josh Hartnett, William Lee Scott
Votes: 351,975 | Gross: $198.54M
This movie is essentially 90210 for the first half. Top Gun in the middle (sans the gay overtones) and then back to the Brandon, Dylan and Kelly love Bermuda triangle. Points to Josh Hartnett, he looks like Tommy Lee Jones and sounds like Keanu Reeves. Impressive. Most can't do both.
32. Bird on a Wire (1990)
PG-13 | 110 min | Action, Comedy, Crime
An old flame discovers her ex-boyfriend from the past is a relocated FBI informant out to stop the bad guys.
Director: John Badham | Stars: Mel Gibson, Goldie Hawn, David Carradine, Bill Duke
Votes: 47,957 | Gross: $70.98M
They should've called this one Turd on a Wire! Ha! Turd on a, hahaha! Ahem. Sigh.
33. Diary of a Mad Black Woman (2005)
PG-13 | 116 min | Comedy, Drama, Romance
A couple's seemingly solid marriage begins to crumble when the wife discovers that her husband intends to divorce her.
Director: Darren Grant | Stars: Kimberly Elise, Steve Harris, Tyler Perry, Cicely Tyson
Votes: 15,851 | Gross: $50.63M
Let's see. There's the courtroom shooting. The new boyfriend who talks like the cover of a bad romance novel. And then there's Perry. The quadruple threat. He writes, directs, produces and acts. None of them well.
34. Fathers' Day (1997)
PG-13 | 98 min | Comedy, Romance
A woman cons two old boyfriends into searching for her runaway son by convincing both that they are the boy's father.
Director: Ivan Reitman | Stars: Robin Williams, Billy Crystal, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Nastassja Kinski
Votes: 16,501 | Gross: $28.66M
One of these two guys might be the father of a young boy. The boy was last seen jumping into a strangers van.
35. Mobsters (1991)
R | 104 min | Crime, Drama
From start to finish, this is a story of friendship between four street-wise mates who don't mind using violence to achieve the lives that they want. They trust no one but each other, which is vital to their success as mobsters.
Director: Michael Karbelnikoff | Stars: Christian Slater, Patrick Dempsey, Rodney Eastman, Costas Mandylor
Votes: 9,705 | Gross: $20.25M
Richard Greico is Bugsy Seigel! Patrick Dempsey is Meyer Lansky! The release is in 1991. And yet Warren Beatty and Ben Kingsley get the Oscar nominations for their portrayals of the same characters that year. An injustice? Oh, I think so. I think so.
36. Evan Almighty (2007)
PG | 96 min | Comedy, Family, Fantasy
God contacts Congressman Evan Baxter and tells him to build an ark in preparation for a great flood.
Director: Tom Shadyac | Stars: Steve Carell, Morgan Freeman, Lauren Graham, Johnny Simmons
Votes: 155,172 | Gross: $100.46M
How can a movie with Steve Carell be so painful? God only knows.
37. Bruce Almighty (2003)
PG-13 | 101 min | Comedy, Fantasy
A whiny news reporter is given the chance to step into God's shoes.
Director: Tom Shadyac | Stars: Jim Carrey, Jennifer Aniston, Morgan Freeman, Philip Baker Hall
Votes: 433,941 | Gross: $242.83M
Tom Shadyac. Your movies suck. You are the reason they suck. If you go near a movie set again, I'll shoot a puppy. The blood will be on your hands.
38. Rent (2005)
PG-13 | 135 min | Drama, Musical, Romance
In New York City's gritty East Village, a group of bohemians strive for success and acceptance while enduring the obstacles of poverty, illness and the AIDS epidemic.
Director: Chris Columbus | Stars: Taye Diggs, Wilson Jermaine Heredia, Rosario Dawson, Anthony Rapp
Votes: 55,935 | Gross: $29.08M
Five-hundred-twenty-five thousand six hundred minutes. That's how long this movie felt while sitting through it.
39. Red Sonja (1985)
PG-13 | 89 min | Action, Adventure, Fantasy
The fearless warrior Red Sonja sets out to avenge her family's murder and rid her kingdom from the tyrannical rule of evil Queen Gedren.
Director: Richard Fleischer | Stars: Arnold Schwarzenegger, Brigitte Nielsen, Sandahl Bergman, Paul L. Smith
Votes: 44,902 | Gross: $6.95M
Un film de Martin Scorsese.
40. Old Dogs (I) (2009)
PG | 88 min | Comedy, Family
Two friends and business partners find their lives turned upside-down when strange circumstances lead them to be the temporary guardians of 7-year-old twins.
Director: Walt Becker | Stars: Robin Williams, John Travolta, Seth Green, Kelly Preston
Votes: 39,582 | Gross: $49.49M
Another Travolta film on the list. This one has a guy in an ape suit. Oh wait! That's Robin Williams!
41. The Next Best Thing (2000)
PG-13 | 108 min | Comedy, Drama, Romance
Abbie, tired of failed relationships, has a one-night-stand with her gay friend; they agree to raise the resulting baby together.
Director: John Schlesinger | Stars: Madonna, Rupert Everett, Benjamin Bratt, Illeana Douglas
Votes: 11,701 | Gross: $14.99M
The Next Best Thing to what? Castration?
42. Pay It Forward (2000)
PG-13 | 123 min | Drama
A young boy attempts to make the world a better place after his teacher gives him that chance.
Director: Mimi Leder | Stars: Kevin Spacey, Haley Joel Osment, Helen Hunt, Jay Mohr
Votes: 123,908 | Gross: $33.52M
This is me paying it forward to you by warning you to stay away from this most manipulative of drivel. How is this movie manipulative? They stab the boy to death. Then everyone in America shows at his house in their cars. But then rioted when they realized it wasn't Kevin Costner playing catch with his dad.
43. Shanghai Surprise (1986)
PG-13 | 97 min | Adventure, Comedy, Crime
Shanghai, 1938: A missionary woman hires a fortune hunter to help her find 1100 lbs. opium lost, as wounded need the morphine. Adventure and romance follows.
Director: Jim Goddard | Stars: Sean Penn, Madonna, Paul Freeman, Richard Griffiths
Votes: 5,773 | Gross: $2.32M
Sean Penn married Madonna in the 80's He also punched a cameraman in the 80's. In one movie, he chewed off his toenails. Under one of those toenails was this movie.
44. Star Trek V: The Final Frontier (1989)
PG | 107 min | Action, Adventure, Fantasy
Captain Kirk and his crew must deal with Mr. Spock's long-lost half-brother who hijacks the Enterprise for an obsessive search for God at the center of the galaxy.
Director: William Shatner | Stars: William Shatner, Leonard Nimoy, DeForest Kelley, James Doohan
Votes: 64,222 | Gross: $52.21M
Ever watched three old men get hammered and try singing Row, Row, Your Boat for an undertimened amount of time? If the answer is yes, you will still hate this movie.
45. Jupiter Ascending (2015)
PG-13 | 127 min | Action, Adventure, Sci-Fi
A young woman discovers her destiny as an heiress of intergalactic nobility and must fight to protect the inhabitants of Earth from an ancient and destructive industry.
Directors: Lana Wachowski, Lilly Wachowski | Stars: Channing Tatum, Mila Kunis, Eddie Redmayne, Sean Bean
Votes: 194,596 | Gross: $47.39M
This movie ascends like a colonoscopy. Except a colonoscopy is more coherent, with a better narrative and at least 40% less Eddie Redmayne.
46. Blair Witch (2016)
R | 89 min | Horror, Mystery, Thriller
After discovering a video showing what he believes to be his vanished sister Heather, James and a group of friends head to the forest believed to be inhabited by the Blair Witch.
Director: Adam Wingard | Stars: James Allen McCune, Callie Hernandez, Corbin Reid, Brandon Scott
Votes: 49,621 | Gross: $20.78M
Say what you will about the first one. Personally it left me quivering in the corner like a chihuahua in an igloo nested in its own filth. But the thing about this thing is it accomplishes two things. First, the movie that started the found footage genre, should hopefully end it as well. And C, let this be unequivocal proof that millennials are SO much more obnoxious than Gen Xers ever were!
47. Fireproof (2008)
PG | 122 min | Drama, Romance
In an attempt to save his marriage, a firefighter uses a 40-day experiment known as "The Love Dare."
Director: Alex Kendrick | Stars: Kirk Cameron, Erin Bethea, Ken Bevel, Stephen Dervan
Votes: 24,151 | Gross: $33.46M
Word to the wise. This movie is not fireproof. This is a theory I have tested.
48. The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2 (2012)
PG-13 | 115 min | Adventure, Drama, Fantasy
After the birth of Renesmee/Nessie, the Cullens gather other vampire clans in order to protect the child from a false allegation that puts the family in front of the Volturi.
Director: Bill Condon | Stars: Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson, Taylor Lautner, Peter Facinelli
Votes: 262,984 | Gross: $292.30M
If you were to take all five of these movies and conglomerate them into one two hour movie, still nothing would happen!
49. Mac and Me (1988)
PG | 99 min | Adventure, Comedy, Family
An alien trying to escape from NASA is befriended by a wheelchair-bound boy.
Director: Stewart Raffill | Stars: Christine Ebersole, Jonathan Ward, Tina Caspary, Lauren Stanley
Votes: 14,526 | Gross: $6.42M
It’s a lot like E.T., except with a impromptu McDonalds dance party and a boy in a wheelchair falling off a cliff. Also an alien who may or may not be made from the spare parts of other muppets who were banished to Fraggle Rock.
50. Serenity (I) (2019)
R | 106 min | Drama, Mystery, Thriller
A fishing boat captain juggles facing his mysterious past and finding himself ensnared in a reality where nothing is what it seems.
Director: Steven Knight | Stars: Matthew McConaughey, Anne Hathaway, Diane Lane, Jason Clarke
Votes: 45,430 | Gross: $8.55M
There was about twenty minutes left in this wacky piece of nonsensical nonsense (I was checking repeatedly) when I said aloud. “I better like where this is all headed.”
I didn’t.
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